Slash
posted on 2 Jun 1996 in Candy/Gum
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Sold at the Elm St corner store
Take your pick:
A. “Damn it! That is the LAST time we work with Funimation!”
B. The Joker: “Let’s put a smile on that face!”
Emo candy has hit the streets of Tokyo.
… And that’s why I named my sword Lightning. The end!
I’m afraid to try it…
my mouth is so startled
Also recommended by the Voorhees and Myers families.
How wonderful! I used to have to wait for the occasional razor blade in my Halloween candy, but now I can lacerate my mouth year round!
Finally! I can chop my food (and/or my tongue)
It’s like shockingly hardcore gay porn for your mouth!