Schedule Book

posted on 23 Feb 1999 in Stationery

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  1. Anne | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Let me see…I’ll be smelling panda droppings around 4 P.M. today…

  2. nick | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Pity the other ones smell like, well …crap, Panda Crap

  3. Lollerskate | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Recent investigations have revealed the giant panda’s secret dietary customs. And unprecedented craftmanship.

  4. Dominic Small | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A place to make your bum notes?

  5. CarbonatedCube | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to the one on the left, which is not very fragrant at all.

  6. chris | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what the hell, is all i have to say… i cant stop laffing at this one..

  7. John Nowak | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Not one copy has ever been sold. This among other things may explain why the company went out of business.
    (Note: I would not actually know; this joke is fictitious.)

  8. Jook Man | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate going to stinkin’ meetings. This is the reason I use a Black Bear Ree.

  9. nezu | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    5pm: panda droppings tea time.
    6pm: panda droppings dinner.

  10. Aidan | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I’ve had my panda droppings for the day

  11. Jamie Brannon | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Friend 1- Whats that smell?
    Friend 2- Oh Dont worry, thats my new Panda Dropping notebook.

  12. sister_nyx | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Oh nooooooooooo!

  13. ronsterman | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    are you feeding your panda w/ deodorant? perfume then?

  14. Justice | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No English skill necessary to catch the drift of this one.

  15. Lollerskate | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That Panda is certainly not amused.

  16. Vitor | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you done writing bull droppings?

  17. Scott Lefebvre | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pioneering new areas of scratch and sniff merchandise.

  18. Ghost08 | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this schedule stinks

  19. Van | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well..thats the best way to smell panda droppings…

  20. Roslyn | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    as opposed to the one that is not so fragrant, ha ha

  21. DP Interworld | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yet another WWF project.

  22. RancidSalmon | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not the only thing you’ll be smelling…

  23. Carly | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Which explains why they been selling SO well.

  24. Swedish viking | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “You got this one? Cool! Well I got the one which was fragrant with monkey-vomit!”

  25. GC | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Scratch and sniff, anyone?

  26. Kitty | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, eau de panda dropping…

  27. Donny | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with complimentary box of Panda brownies.

  28. eazyduzit | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Schedule Book”: the new fragrance from Gorgio Armani. Inspired by the arromatic scent of panda droppings infused with terrible english.

  29. Sandor | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the other scented schedule books on our product line, including essence of rotten eggs, unruly body odor, skunk, fish, burning tires, 2-day-old roadkill, and for the truly refined olfactory connoisseur, flatulence. Collect them all! Place your orders at ohgodwhatsthatstench.com today!

  30. Swedish non-blonde | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why Bertie Botts started making all-flavour beans instead…

  31. yoyo | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever popular, Pooh bear.

  32. drumming_panda | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    nice advertising. They got me. I gotta buy it now.

  33. kiwivault | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ummm scratch n sniff journals panda droppings my favorite sent iv got to buy it is only 30 yan 8D

  34. Greg | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, 3 o’clock appointment…for me to POOP on!

  35. teddy | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    we feeding the panda with the premium quality myrrh

  36. don | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hmm… this one’s better than victoria’s secret. let me see my sched for the day.. hmmm i gotta go to the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuaries today and check out the new scents..

  37. ergerg | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This was so straight forward that I can’t think of a nice input…

  38. CP | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate panda poop scented books! Panda pee is so much nicer.

  39. shirley cool | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh am sooooo curious, i cant wait to smell a panda’s dropping.
    i love fragrances!

  40. racist park | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No thank-you. I’m allergic to the smell of panda droppings even if it smells nice.

  41. Kwan | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We just love pandas that much.

  42. Murilo Silva | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather have not. Thanks for the offer.

  43. Long Tom | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Eat your heart out, Happy Bunny!

  44. TheLegendaryLoboSolo | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps this is why I’m so unorganized…. hmmm.

  45. Darian or so | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    they’re calling their own book a piece of panda shit

  46. Gerson | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about droppings of a bull…

  47. Biff the Understudy | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: only write in this journal using a #2 pencil.

  48. RocketCat | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s see… I have a 2 o’clock opening on Monday for the fragrant panda droppings and I have all day Thursday free to go to the German sexual harassment buffet with my girlfriend eggslut.

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