Schedule Book

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   Anne | 2:40 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Let me see…I’ll be smelling panda droppings around 4 P.M. today…

2. 

   nick | 5:39 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Pity the other ones smell like, well …crap, Panda Crap

3. 

   Lollerskate | 10:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Recent investigations have revealed the giant panda’s secret dietary customs. And unprecedented craftmanship.

4. 

   Dominic Small | 4:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A place to make your bum notes?

5. 

   CarbonatedCube | 5:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   As opposed to the one on the left, which is not very fragrant at all.

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   chris | 10:06 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   what the hell, is all i have to say… i cant stop laffing at this one..

7. 

   John Nowak | 11:23 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Not one copy has ever been sold. This among other things may explain why the company went out of business.
   (Note: I would not actually know; this joke is fictitious.)

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   Jook Man | 4:33 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

   I hate going to stinkin’ meetings. This is the reason I use a Black Bear Ree.

9. 

   nezu | 10:13 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   5pm: panda droppings tea time.
   6pm: panda droppings dinner.

10. 

    Aidan | 7:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No thanks, I’ve had my panda droppings for the day

11. 

    Jamie Brannon | 9:52 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Friend 1- Whats that smell?
    Friend 2- Oh Dont worry, thats my new Panda Dropping notebook.

12. 

    sister_nyx | 3:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh nooooooooooo!

13. 

    ronsterman | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    are you feeding your panda w/ deodorant? perfume then?

14. 

    Justice | 2:00 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    No English skill necessary to catch the drift of this one.

15. 

    Lollerskate | 11:52 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    That Panda is certainly not amused.

16. 

    Vitor | 5:38 pm |

    Are you done writing bull droppings?

17. 

    Scott Lefebvre | 4:00 am |

    Pioneering new areas of scratch and sniff merchandise.

18. 

    Ghost08 | 7:45 am |

    this schedule stinks

19. 

    Van | 5:09 pm |

    Well..thats the best way to smell panda droppings…

20. 

    Roslyn | 5:28 pm |

    as opposed to the one that is not so fragrant, ha ha

21. 

    DP Interworld | 9:53 pm |

    Yet another WWF project.

22. 

    RancidSalmon | 2:48 pm |

    That’s not the only thing you’ll be smelling…

23. 

    Carly | 3:26 pm |

    Which explains why they been selling SO well.

24. 

    Swedish viking | 1:44 pm |

    “You got this one? Cool! Well I got the one which was fragrant with monkey-vomit!”

25. 

    GC | 2:20 am |

    Scratch and sniff, anyone?

26. 

    Kitty | 10:01 am |

    Mmm, eau de panda dropping…

27. 

    Donny | 3:34 pm |

    Comes with complimentary box of Panda brownies.

28. 

    eazyduzit | 7:19 pm |

    “Schedule Book”: the new fragrance from Gorgio Armani. Inspired by the arromatic scent of panda droppings infused with terrible english.

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    Sandor | 5:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Try the other scented schedule books on our product line, including essence of rotten eggs, unruly body odor, skunk, fish, burning tires, 2-day-old roadkill, and for the truly refined olfactory connoisseur, flatulence. Collect them all! Place your orders at ohgodwhatsthatstench.com today!

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    yoyo | 12:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ever popular, Pooh bear.

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