Aqua Bar

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   Jeff | 12:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Our drinks won’t kill you; they’ll just make you pee a lot.

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   chris | 10:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   i try not to go anyware the drinks will kill me…

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   keith | 10:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   i occasionally try not to drink posion

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   Amber | 12:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Well, THIS is handy information….

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   John Nowak | 8:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   This is grammatically sound and pretty much perfect English (save for the lack of capital letters, which is a rule that can be universally ignored on public signs and in logos anywhere), but I cannot tie this together. Why does no one really go to Aqua Bar for the drinks? Why must they reassure potential customers that their drinks will not kill them? DOES NOBODY KNOW?! Is it simply lost in translation? Is the fact that it is grammatically correct enough to keep it from successfully conveying even a vague message? Why am I typing so much? I know that no one will find this funny. Goodbye.

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   FLO | 12:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ok…we’ll take note of that.

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   Jamie Brannon | 9:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So lets go to the aqua bar to not drink drinks that wont kill us….. or not

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   Juananz | 3:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Say… Johnny Nowak no understand no engrish real significate at the site of here…

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   John Nowak | 9:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   *snicker* Do I know you?

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    Mellie Michelle | 11:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Makes you wonder what they do have that’ll kill you….

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    Ghost08 | 7:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    totaly not thirsty anymore but thanks any way

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    Xila | 6:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    People go to the liquor bar for the drinks. They go to the aqua bar to avoid alcohol poisoning.

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    God Jesus | 11:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    People only go to bars to be killed by drinks. Unless that bar is the aqua bar.

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    Lora | 7:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The drinks may not kill you but the 300-lb. biker dudes who come here daily might turn you into road pizza.

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    Choo-Choo | 12:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, I may have to take my business elsewhere, then… what about the snacks?

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    Jackson | 12:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’d like a virgin water, please.

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    Adam | 9:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Good to know, in case you ever feel the urge to have a drink there

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    bridget | 8:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Perhaps the aqua bar is a strip club? You’ll wish the drinks had killed you when your wife finds out……………..

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