No Smorking

posted on 13 Aug 2000 in Signs

What? No smorking?!

 

Photo courtesy of David Flack.

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  1. stacy | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must smork 5 feet from the building.

  2. Mellie Michelle | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next thing you know, they’ll take away sporking too.

  3. Timito777 | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Snorers please extinguish your cigarettes before going to sleep.

  4. Ghost08 | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the smorks will be so upset

  5. ME | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    too bad I can’t smork here with my cigarettes
    let’s smoke here with my cigarettes

  6. God Jesus | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They won’t let you smork on the fright, or in the aqua bar, either.

  7. Lora | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good, I hate being exposed to second-hand smork.

  8. garudamon11 | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    but its ok to smoke

  9. Lollerskate | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This should be made into a shirt!…

  10. iLock | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it’s a portmanteau for smirking and smoking.

    This is what the sign is trying to say:

    No smirking whilst you smoke!
    People did from your smoke and you’re lucky we’re letting you, so the least you can do is not smirk while you do it!

  11. Renee | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No snogging either!

  12. Josh | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta pick up a pack of smorks.

  13. Jesse | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that Smork from Ork?

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