Danger Sign

posted on 3 Nov 2000 in Toys

Danger! Engrish is contained generously.

 

(Reportedly taken from a Fist of the

North Star ‘Violence Action Figure’)

 

Photo courtesy of Emar Zero.

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  1. Joe | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DANGER! Included are switch blades, knives, axes, and small sharp objects! Please buy good toy! We know you like very good!

  2. Lafael | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what I have writen on the font of my underpants…

  3. Jamie Brannon | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So why did they make a dangerous toy if their just going to tell people not to play with it.

  4. Ishkfe | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So which sharp part gets hurt then?

  5. -w- | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful not to give Apple products to kids!

  6. Ghost08 | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    so i should put this….in my mouth?

  7. justice | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning! Dangerous toy! Try not to play with it!

  8. Shannon | 11:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LMFAO WTF.

    For gud luks yez it is.

  9. Lora | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If there was an evil version of Santa, this is what he’d put in little kids’ stockings.

  10. bridget | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re generous with their sharp, suffocating parts. That’s what I look for in a toy.

  11. Lora | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What devil-worshipping kids ask for when they write to Satan Claws…

  12. DrLex | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This makes perfect sense. There is some little part, that suffocates under the following condition: the sharp part must get hurt and get swallowed at the same time. There are many of those suffocating little parts in this toy. Play responsibly!

  13. Sholankord | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the “Bag-o-glass” skit from SNL… maybe someday they will find that chainsaw-teddybear too.

  14. zig | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    included:

    a power saw, sulfuric acid, chainsaws, blowtorches, c4, lighter, plutonium, cyanide pills, meat cleavers, hand grenades, shoe bombs, a katana, bubbly the exploding clown doll, bear traps, neck-slice necklaces, cyandie pills in an “aspirin bottle”, a klan rally, dinosaur eggs, a circular power saw, death spikes, switchblades, an RPG-7, a car battery, a cheese-grater dildo, sandpaper toilet paper, tear gas, loose glass shards, an electric chair, an iron maiden, a noose, an inside- out spike bracelet, an inside-out spike necklace, a molotov cocktail, charlie sheen, weighted shackles for swimming, a wolverine, wolverine, a haunted hat, a home lobotomy kit, rat poison, loose needles, and barbed wire.

    for children ages 3-10 make you happy!

  15. K. Brown | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    iDanger is Apple’s least successful product.

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