God-Jesus

posted on 16 Oct 2002 in Toys

God-Jesus at your service…

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  1. Shadowdancer21b | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember, this robot died for your sins! The least you can do is buy him!

  2. Shadowdancer21b | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Quoth the prohet Jerematic…..

  3. Brian | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohh, I don’t care if it rains or freezes….

  4. Alice | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Great robot, but does it walk on water?

  5. nick | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But wait,theres more.The first 20 callers get a Chewbacca the Buddist

  6. Jeremy | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with realistic smiting action!

  7. Laura | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy…

  8. Silverwolf | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy spirit not included.

  9. scott haynes | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Voltron of Christianity!! With RoboGodJesus technology we can opress the whole world! Crusades here we come! Domo arigato

  10. Namo | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    God-Jesus is his own son and father. Bow to him and beg forgiveness! Don’t worry, you dont have to put up with him for too much longer…

  11. hidingiam | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The power of christ compels you to change my batteries!

  12. Chris | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Coming of Christ Version 2.0

  13. Lora | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Heard of Wall-E? Here’s Almight-E!

  14. Xeridae | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Billy really liked Jimmy, but God-Jesus wasn’t having it!

  15. Choo-Choo | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This toy not for sale to heathens.

  16. Lora | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m intriged by the pictures on the box. It looks like a guy is asking(praying?) about a girl to the robot, and then there’s a big NO! With a shattered heart. At least, I think that’s a guy… mabye that’s why the robot answered “no”? :-)

  17. Spencer | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    On left:
    God-Jesus makes all your dreams come true!
    …But he follows Fairly OddParents rules.
    No love wishes allowed.

  18. Jay | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes God*Jesus brings you flowers, but other times he’s a little cross.

  19. Paul Ulrich | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of people “trying to put God in a box” but this takes the cake.

  20. Pimpmaster Spaceman | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes…

  21. Paul M | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Father, Son and Hory Ghost.

  22. Dark Hero | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait until you see the satqn robot

  23. Dark Hero | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *satan. Damn phone.

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