God-Jesus

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   Shadowdancer21b | 8:37 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

   Remember, this robot died for your sins! The least you can do is buy him!

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   Shadowdancer21b | 8:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Quoth the prohet Jerematic…..

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   Brian | 10:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ohh, I don’t care if it rains or freezes….

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   Alice | 5:54 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Great robot, but does it walk on water?

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   nick | 6:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   But wait,theres more.The first 20 callers get a Chewbacca the Buddist

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   Jeremy | 12:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Now with realistic smiting action!

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   Laura | 2:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Holy…

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   Silverwolf | 2:36 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Holy spirit not included.

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   scott haynes | 6:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Voltron of Christianity!! With RoboGodJesus technology we can opress the whole world! Crusades here we come! Domo arigato

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    Namo | 12:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    God-Jesus is his own son and father. Bow to him and beg forgiveness! Don’t worry, you dont have to put up with him for too much longer…

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    hidingiam | 1:05 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    The power of christ compels you to change my batteries!

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    Chris | 11:12 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    The Coming of Christ Version 2.0

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    Lora | 6:56 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Heard of Wall-E? Here’s Almight-E!

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    Xeridae | 1:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Billy really liked Jimmy, but God-Jesus wasn’t having it!

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    Choo-Choo | 11:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This toy not for sale to heathens.

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    Lora | 6:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m intriged by the pictures on the box. It looks like a guy is asking(praying?) about a girl to the robot, and then there’s a big NO! With a shattered heart. At least, I think that’s a guy… mabye that’s why the robot answered “no”?

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    Spencer | 11:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    On left:
    God-Jesus makes all your dreams come true!
    …But he follows Fairly OddParents rules.
    No love wishes allowed.

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    Jay | 12:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sometimes God*Jesus brings you flowers, but other times he’s a little cross.

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    Paul Ulrich | 11:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve heard of people “trying to put God in a box” but this takes the cake.

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    Pimpmaster Spaceman | 9:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Japanese God-Jesus robots telling teenage fortunes…

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