Sperm Mouse

posted on 6 Oct 2002 in Computer

 

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  1. William | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Now the sperm is always on your mouse

  2. keith | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    i think i double clicked too many times…

  3. Sarah | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    wow…. i know where that came from……….. it was a lonely night for him…………………………………….

  4. Bronni | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If looks like sperm, if it smells like sperm and if tastes like sperm – it must be sperm

  5. Silverwolf | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So would these be produced in the track balls?

  6. Someone46545 | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I’ll wash my hands after using that computer

  7. Yogesh Damle | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The tail of this sperm looks too short!

  8. Yogesh Damle | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My computer also has the ‘sticky keys’ option!

  9. Josh | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a target?!

  10. Mikey | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, why are there two cords on this one?

  11. bzzzr | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you must a condoom there to do and safely are possible at

  12. kook | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    PRETTY perverted guy must have though of this, i can see wat he means by sper as the mouse kinda looks like one, but, come on! (lol come)

  13. Kurei-Z | 11:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be made of inferior stuff.

  14. Duck Soap | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously meant for surfing porn sites.

  15. Choo-Choo | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only a click away.

  16. garudamon11 | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and i thought bathroom was risky

  17. pateeeey | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope this mouse is sperm proof

  18. Jesse | 8:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    If there is a track ball model will it be “Sperm Ball”?

  19. Terrenza | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the wireless counterpart a neuter mouse?

  20. choyak | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what you get when you use the PC to fap to porn!!!!

  21. Fredly | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder how well this will go with my BabyMakers???

  22. Stan | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another feature of these mouse is came with a set of Chinese Ben Wa Trackballs.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sperman’s favorite tool

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