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Written Oath
posted on 23 Oct 2002 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Birkir Barkarson.
This is a membership contract for an
manga cafe in Ikebukuro, Tokyo,
which also offered internet access.
To enter the cafe you had to become a member and
fill out a form and sign this agreement.
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If i were there, i would srsly get a Japanese copy and bring my dictionary.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
I’m sure the equipment would be in better repair before the quests start…
It agrees on the above oath items, or else it gets the hose again.
Thats funny
ooooooooooookay creepy oath
Please write *a* signature. Ok.
John Hancock
Now, may I start my internet cafe?.
Yes, yes, it agrees, my precious…
Wait, so if the store equipment gets damaged in a quest, I get to re-quest? Works for me!
The trouble with the internet is that -no one- is hardly responsible with it!
If only I knew what I was agreeing to…
To understand what they mean is a quest by itself. And no, it would never agree with these conditions under these conditions.