Blendy

posted on 3 Nov 2002 in Household Items

Someone call Social Services!

Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.

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  1. Tim | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 64  Subtract rating 1  

    Not sure if that’s coffee you’re tasting…

  2. Ian Leo | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    The greatest evidence why mug quotations should pass Censors.

  3. pat | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 1  

    Because everything tastes better naked… with your family… hmmm maybe not.

  4. Peppers | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 4  

    If by family you mean large breasted woman you paid to be with you its just nature

  5. dwellswho | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 8  

    I tried pork naked with my family and we all just love it!!. Any recipes for next time your naked with your family?

  6. craplo | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 1  

    I wonder why naked is so good when you family with your coffee

  7. Pyth007 | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 4  

    Hey lil’ Billy, why don’tcha come over here and sit on Uncle Johnny’s lap while I drink my Folgers…

  8. Emery Ward | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t taste as good if your family isn’t naked too.

  9. enLique | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder who wrote this.

  10. Airi Zombie | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    Because if you were clothed, you’d be drinking tea. Everyone knows that.

  11. Wes | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    mom this coffee you made just doesn’t taste right…. OH it’s the clothes! we forgot to take them off!

  12. Trinity | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 3  

    “Oh look Timmy! You got your first big boy hair!”

  13. Jook Man | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    The only one that’s truly naked is the dog. And everyone knows dogs enjoy a good, hot cup of Joe… especially at the beach.

  14. Lauren | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    funny that the stuff is called Blendy.

  15. bule | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    because it’s freezing. I guest ?

  16. Angelbaby | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 9  

    They let their kids drink coffee? I guess that’s how it starts! First the coffee, then the pretentious attitudes, then, the turtleneck sweaters, and then, tennis lessons! The preppies have arrived! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. coffeebot | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    It could be the creamer

  18. ZS3 | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Because you’re going to those sort of parties.

  19. Belbe | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    I ask myself that question everyday…

  20. Gambit | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Would it happen to be “Hot Coffee”?

  21. sister_nyx | 3:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait…that’s not a stir stick.

  22. yaka mashineh | 11:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Nope, I wouldn’t have it any other way, either.

    But, if you feel the thrill of having coffee when you’re naked with family fading, live a litte and try a tasty hot cup o’coffee naked at Starbuck’s.

    Hm.

  23. K K | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe no one noticed the funniest part… the misplaced apostrophe!

  24. SOKKA | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I when the group having exposed, the coffee very why taste improves, think in doubt.

  25. Namo | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my…

  26. halfasemitone | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    This is a travesty. The first attempt to straighten out the youth of the world by promoting family time and everyone gets all uppity about it. Sticking together as a family is very important in this world. Naked or not. I think that this glass is a staple to families across the world and should be put in the forefront of the mainstream. It should go as far as naked family day. A family that prays together, stays together.

  27. Mekka | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    im not even going to bother trying to figure out what they wanted to say

  28. Lynda | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Response to above: Well, I’d like to know.

  29. Justice | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Because you’re an incest craven pervert, that’s why!

  30. TJ | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, if you’re not naked, how could you tell if you liked it anyway?

  31. Purplehound | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve secretly replaced Bob’s regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals… and his naked family. Let’s see if he notices the difference!

  32. Puki | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    nudists at their gatherings surely practice this

  33. BrOwnY | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Probbly ’cause everything tastes good after “spescail browny” dad make you eat prior to “spescaill naked familytime”! LOL!

  34. Lollerskate | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Always thought e’s went around naked…

  35. Christine | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    So THAT’s why I never liked coffee….stupid me….I never tried it naked with my family…. Ewww, yuck! I don’t want to see naked family…..I better keep my face in this….yummy….coffee….

  36. catherine (for pip!!!!) | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well knock me down and call me blendy! I tried tea naked with my family a few months back, but some of them were a bit hairy so it put me off. THATS why the coffee hasn’t been tasting right since!!!

  37. Fietsbelle | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    and the dog licks us.

  38. Fietsbelle | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    and you’re wearing your rubber band.

  39. Zerosignal | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    The coffee is fine, just don’t ask about the lemonade…

  40. Chris | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Everyone knows it’s Blendy

  41. Sasha | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If it sucks, blame your clothes.

  42. DeanAckles | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This philosophical question Blendy has asked will plague the minds of mankind’s greatest geniuses for eternity…

    Blendy has baffled Newton and Einstein… now Steven Hawking must figure out the cryptic message(s) left behind by Blendy with paedophilic incest innuendoes as his only clue.

  43. Ghost08 | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    coffee that warms you up right when your feeling…drafty

  44. Billy Pilgrim | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    naked with family… sure, me, my wife, and the twins

  45. laura | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    what kind of family do you have???
    !!!

  46. BSting | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    if you meen family as in your dog, then you’re one looooooooooonely boy.

  47. DP Interworld | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it would be awkward with or without the coffee.

  48. name | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    it just does!

  49. kokiko00 | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    because the Pope said it, and is common sense ……

  50. bubbathesnubba | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Aint nothing like a Hot cup of Joe while your free balling with your pop!

  51. Cake | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, I was wondering the same thing this morning when I was leaving the house in my green tube.

  52. Kitty | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I often wonder the same thing…

  53. Chris | 12:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DUH! Why would you even have to ask? On a cup even?

  54. eazyduzit | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out…

  55. eazyduzit | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out….

  56. certified_cadillacer | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you wanna know why? its the blendy bath tissue that makes coffee taste good only if you’re naked with your family

  57. bridget | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it’s the Kahlua your creepy Uncle put in it the creamer bottle……

  58. Iam Jhonsoon | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    I think it’s obvious. It doesn’t mean literally NAKED, it means stripped down to your swimming trunks because you’re enjoying the beach with your family on a hot summer’s day.

    I think the picture of a boy walking on the sand with a swimming ring might give you a clue.

    Outside of the perverted, sick-minded Western cultures, this wouldn’t be interpreted as anything sexual…

  59. N0 3y3 d33r | 5:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe if your a masochist and you spill it in your lap…

  60. bob 0 | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    how about a big heapin’ bowl of man-nude-o?

  61. yoyo | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always incest on Nescafe.

  62. yoyo | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer nuditea.

  63. exkwco | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets so naked. On down!

  64. kawaiipikachu | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    http://nudie.com.au
    I knew these guys made smoothies but I didn’t realise they made coffees as well.

  65. drumming_panda | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always wondered that too!!

  66. Midas | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    …Because you don’t realize it’s coffee!

  67. paulooo | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Like eating naked chicken, enjoying some quality Blendy coffee naked with your family may help lower your fat intake.

  68. Jwaz | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve got a sick family, pal.

  69. The_guy_gin | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Drinking hot coffee while naked: Great!
    Spilling hot coffee while naked: Terrible!

  70. chieromancer | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait! You mean it was just us that had “naked family time!?!”

  71. Tracy | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it’s not the coffee that tastes so good but the nakedness itself . . .

  72. mickeygreeneyes | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    And dad can stir it without even using a spoon!!

  73. l | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad youll suppress those memories

  74. - | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well… it may bee more practical without cloves (no stains when it spils!), but wether it tastes better is an other question…

  75. JM | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Because coffee tastes good with anything in the morning . . .

  76. scars | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Just concentrate on the coffee… Must get busy with the coffee… Look at the coffee… Don’t look elsewhere… Grandma coming.. ops.. Oh dear, can’t dare to look… “

  77. Bigcat | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you wanna see dad carry the coffee AND the donuts to the table at the same time?

  78. Tommay | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d probably go along with that idea if there wasn’t a dog involved..

  79. Jack E. | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s just disturbing… children shouldn’t be drinking coffee!

  80. John | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Because you’re all on some hard drugs and right now everything tastes awesome.

  81. Emessaine | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Daddy said he had all the ingredients in his pocket!

  82. meh | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s appalling… The apostrophe is in the wrong place!

  83. racist park | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    What if you’r not naked with your family, or if you’re naked but you’re not with your family? Would it taste like crap?

  84. Ernie Brandon | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Because ita make Papa-san so alert and ready to Action!

  85. takatomon | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    A: mom’s still lactating. yum! yum! yum!
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    it’s the nice long vacation you deserve after you sue mc donalds for being an idiot
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    because if you didn’t have the coffee, you’d just be weird silly!
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    uh oh! too much caffeine’s making someone look tense!
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    gee! that’s not what the neighbors say about coffee at our house!

  86. JohnZ | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nudity. What else?

  87. zorthargthedestroyer | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    So I walked into starbucks the other day with my mother, my father, my sister and my great grandmother, all of us naked as jaybirds, each of us with a double roll of Blendy paper towels under each arm, and everyone started staring at us, so I said “what, is this one of those ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ joints?”

  88. the-one-and-only | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    i looove my coffee…but I ain’t going there!

  89. TheLegendaryLoboSolo | 11:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Boy: “Wow Dad this coffee sure tastes good!”
    Dad: “You know what would make it taste better, if you sat down and relaxed for a minute.”
    Boy: ~sits down~
    Dad: “No, REALLY relax.”
    Boy: ~Takes off shoes~
    Dad: “I don’t think you’re getting my point.”
    Boy: “Dad, what are you doing? Why are you….. wait….. no NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  90. Darian or so | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t see how this would ever make sence. English, Engrish or Chinese….

  91. adrasl300 | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It….does!?

  92. snackycakez | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The same reason why ugly chicks look hot when you’re drunk.

  93. Puzzles | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Blendy is a Japanese brand of coffee. So why is a little blonde boy advertising the product, in English no less?

  94. Mark | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Love to know what they were actually trying to say here

  95. GodJesus | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a family tradition I remember well. Dad would come home from work and make coffee. We’d all gather in the rumpus room, get naked, and splash the piping hot brew all over each other until we had to go to the burn clinic downstairs. Sometimes my brother and I would end up duct taped to the clinic ceiling in amusing poses, with no idea how we got up there. I never did understand why the dog had to be wrapped in tinfoil and hung from the ceiling fan, but then again, I never understood why coffee was much more enjoyable on those occasions. Just one of those magical things.

  96. epicak | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    You should piss in the coffee

  97. Pim | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Blendy is Chinglish for brandy. That explains all.

  98. vic | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s a little nutty.

  99. Keith | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I saw this exact same thing in Nagasaki (circa, 1990), except it was from Bremmen coffee, had a girl instead of a boy, and said:

    “Why does coffee taste SO GOOD when you’re naked with your family.”

  100. AramK | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom, why does this coffee taste like it was brewed through gym socks.. .umm, why is grandma naked? OH GOODY, COFFEE TALK!!!!!

  101. tom bigbee | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WHAT THE….

  102. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm … Cream?

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