Blendy
posted on 3 Nov 2002 in Household Items
Someone call Social Services!
Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.
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Not sure if that’s coffee you’re tasting…
The greatest evidence why mug quotations should pass Censors.
Because everything tastes better naked… with your family… hmmm maybe not.
If by family you mean large breasted woman you paid to be with you its just nature
I tried pork naked with my family and we all just love it!!. Any recipes for next time your naked with your family?
I wonder why naked is so good when you family with your coffee
Hey lil’ Billy, why don’tcha come over here and sit on Uncle Johnny’s lap while I drink my Folgers…
Doesn’t taste as good if your family isn’t naked too.
I wonder who wrote this.
Because if you were clothed, you’d be drinking tea. Everyone knows that.
mom this coffee you made just doesn’t taste right…. OH it’s the clothes! we forgot to take them off!
“Oh look Timmy! You got your first big boy hair!”
The only one that’s truly naked is the dog. And everyone knows dogs enjoy a good, hot cup of Joe… especially at the beach.
funny that the stuff is called Blendy.
because it’s freezing. I guest ?
They let their kids drink coffee? I guess that’s how it starts! First the coffee, then the pretentious attitudes, then, the turtleneck sweaters, and then, tennis lessons! The preppies have arrived! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It could be the creamer
Because you’re going to those sort of parties.
I ask myself that question everyday…
Would it happen to be “Hot Coffee”?
Wait…that’s not a stir stick.
Nope, I wouldn’t have it any other way, either.
But, if you feel the thrill of having coffee when you’re naked with family fading, live a litte and try a tasty hot cup o’coffee naked at Starbuck’s.
Hm.
I can’t believe no one noticed the funniest part… the misplaced apostrophe!
I when the group having exposed, the coffee very why taste improves, think in doubt.
Oh my…
This is a travesty. The first attempt to straighten out the youth of the world by promoting family time and everyone gets all uppity about it. Sticking together as a family is very important in this world. Naked or not. I think that this glass is a staple to families across the world and should be put in the forefront of the mainstream. It should go as far as naked family day. A family that prays together, stays together.
im not even going to bother trying to figure out what they wanted to say
Response to above: Well, I’d like to know.
Because you’re an incest craven pervert, that’s why!
After all, if you’re not naked, how could you tell if you liked it anyway?
We’ve secretly replaced Bob’s regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals… and his naked family. Let’s see if he notices the difference!
nudists at their gatherings surely practice this
Probbly ’cause everything tastes good after “spescail browny” dad make you eat prior to “spescaill naked familytime”! LOL!
Always thought e’s went around naked…
So THAT’s why I never liked coffee….stupid me….I never tried it naked with my family…. Ewww, yuck! I don’t want to see naked family…..I better keep my face in this….yummy….coffee….
Well knock me down and call me blendy! I tried tea naked with my family a few months back, but some of them were a bit hairy so it put me off. THATS why the coffee hasn’t been tasting right since!!!
and the dog licks us.
and you’re wearing your rubber band.
The coffee is fine, just don’t ask about the lemonade…
Everyone knows it’s Blendy
If it sucks, blame your clothes.
This philosophical question Blendy has asked will plague the minds of mankind’s greatest geniuses for eternity…
Blendy has baffled Newton and Einstein… now Steven Hawking must figure out the cryptic message(s) left behind by Blendy with paedophilic incest innuendoes as his only clue.
coffee that warms you up right when your feeling…drafty
naked with family… sure, me, my wife, and the twins
what kind of family do you have???
!!!
if you meen family as in your dog, then you’re one looooooooooonely boy.
I thought it would be awkward with or without the coffee.
it just does!
because the Pope said it, and is common sense ……
Aint nothing like a Hot cup of Joe while your free balling with your pop!
You know, I was wondering the same thing this morning when I was leaving the house in my green tube.
I often wonder the same thing…
DUH! Why would you even have to ask? On a cup even?
that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out…
that’s what i was wondering too, until i called charles manson and found out….
you wanna know why? its the blendy bath tissue that makes coffee taste good only if you’re naked with your family
I think it’s the Kahlua your creepy Uncle put in it the creamer bottle……
I think it’s obvious. It doesn’t mean literally NAKED, it means stripped down to your swimming trunks because you’re enjoying the beach with your family on a hot summer’s day.
I think the picture of a boy walking on the sand with a swimming ring might give you a clue.
Outside of the perverted, sick-minded Western cultures, this wouldn’t be interpreted as anything sexual…
Maybe if your a masochist and you spill it in your lap…
how about a big heapin’ bowl of man-nude-o?
Always incest on Nescafe.
I prefer nuditea.
Lets so naked. On down!
Http://nudie.com.au
I knew these guys made smoothies but I didn’t realise they made coffees as well.
I’ve always wondered that too!!
…Because you don’t realize it’s coffee!
Like eating naked chicken, enjoying some quality Blendy coffee naked with your family may help lower your fat intake.
You’ve got a sick family, pal.
Drinking hot coffee while naked: Great!
Spilling hot coffee while naked: Terrible!
Wait! You mean it was just us that had “naked family time!?!”
Maybe it’s not the coffee that tastes so good but the nakedness itself . . .
And dad can stir it without even using a spoon!!
Too bad youll suppress those memories
well… it may bee more practical without cloves (no stains when it spils!), but wether it tastes better is an other question…
Because coffee tastes good with anything in the morning . . .
“Just concentrate on the coffee… Must get busy with the coffee… Look at the coffee… Don’t look elsewhere… Grandma coming.. ops.. Oh dear, can’t dare to look… “
Do you wanna see dad carry the coffee AND the donuts to the table at the same time?
I’d probably go along with that idea if there wasn’t a dog involved..
That’s just disturbing… children shouldn’t be drinking coffee!
Because you’re all on some hard drugs and right now everything tastes awesome.
Daddy said he had all the ingredients in his pocket!
That’s appalling… The apostrophe is in the wrong place!
What if you’r not naked with your family, or if you’re naked but you’re not with your family? Would it taste like crap?
Because ita make Papa-san so alert and ready to Action!
A: mom’s still lactating. yum! yum! yum!
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it’s the nice long vacation you deserve after you sue mc donalds for being an idiot
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because if you didn’t have the coffee, you’d just be weird silly!
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uh oh! too much caffeine’s making someone look tense!
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gee! that’s not what the neighbors say about coffee at our house!
Nudity. What else?
So I walked into starbucks the other day with my mother, my father, my sister and my great grandmother, all of us naked as jaybirds, each of us with a double roll of Blendy paper towels under each arm, and everyone started staring at us, so I said “what, is this one of those ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ joints?”
i looove my coffee…but I ain’t going there!
Boy: “Wow Dad this coffee sure tastes good!”
Dad: “You know what would make it taste better, if you sat down and relaxed for a minute.”
Boy: ~sits down~
Dad: “No, REALLY relax.”
Boy: ~Takes off shoes~
Dad: “I don’t think you’re getting my point.”
Boy: “Dad, what are you doing? Why are you….. wait….. no NO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Don’t see how this would ever make sence. English, Engrish or Chinese….
It….does!?
The same reason why ugly chicks look hot when you’re drunk.
Blendy is a Japanese brand of coffee. So why is a little blonde boy advertising the product, in English no less?