Cafeteria Sign

posted on 16 Dec 2002 in Chinglish

I give my life and my company, but

they just keep demanding more…

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

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  1. taz | 12:11 am |

    very well organized execution…

  2. don | 8:05 am |

    ..and give the coroner a tip

  3. CP | 9:22 pm |

    I hate those corporations! ……Keeping our tables clean after dying, chairs in position, and what not. I say it’s none of their “business”. Soon the government will be doing the same thing! Oh crap! …..GM

  4. Clair | 6:42 pm |

    The food is SO bad here they must make sure you clean up after dying!

  5. Rawr | 3:43 am |

    *angry chinese voice* You die on table? You no clean table? We study necromancy and brin you back to life, then you clean table! Then we take you outside and let you die!

  6. Branes | 10:44 pm |

    This place is FILLED with corporate zombies!!!

  7. Y&U | 4:52 pm |

    talk about a work-a-rant

  8. the-one-and-only | 6:55 am |

    HARAKIRI FOR EXECS 101, MAYBE?

  9. collin | 2:17 pm |

    “HEY WAITER!” gimme a gun would ya?

  10. fuzion | 7:32 pm |

    dang it….my towels gonna get red….

  11. Gerson | 2:01 am |

    People do not live long at this cafe eh?

  12. snackycakez | 7:56 pm |

    Don’t worry, once I’m dead the chair won’t move an inch.

  13. Henry | 7:45 am |

    Waiter! One big bag for corpse take away please…

  14. sparky | 11:14 pm |

    I’m dying to try this place.

  15. ArallaHiney | 1:37 pm |

    Sounds like they got a pretty menial afterlife in the ROC

  16. epicak | 12:03 am |

    Sorry, I forgot my knife!

  17. Miss Monty | 4:34 pm |

    (Cafeteria worker kicks dead body on the floor)

    Cafeteria Worker: Hey, you! Clean up your mess and put your tray away!

  18. catboy676 | 2:02 pm |

    how do i clean the table, IF I’M DEAD?!?!

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