Cafeteria Sign

posted on 16 Dec 2002 in Chinglish

I give my life and my company, but

they just keep demanding more…

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

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  1. MidoriSkyJT | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 52  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh and make sure to leave your car keys and bank accounts where we can see them.

  2. Soundphreek | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    Thank you for coming to Zombie Cafe.

  3. dropkickmurphy | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    this sign must be for knocking off CEO’s

  4. michael | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    So after we get poisoned by the food we still have to clean the table?

  5. rogueofmv | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    What? I never signed over my corporation’s stock to *is shot*

  6. Kent Gomez | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve seen this reminder posted in my companies’ canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

  7. Kent Gomez | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ve seen this reminder posted in my company’s canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

  8. Tyler | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    P.S. Zombies: Please don’t eat your waiters’ brains. They kind of need them.

  9. Brian | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How can you keep the table clean after you die? Barring some sort of vampire situation.

  10. Michael | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Have my lawyers write this into my will.

  11. Anonymous | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Please tip your murderer. Thank you.

  12. Belbe | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It is rude not to clean up your own mess, everyone knows that.

  13. Accli | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about a hostile takeover!

  14. Ken | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Catch 22!

  15. V-man | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And there I was, thinking that the government guys invited me here just to offer my company a bailout…

  16. ronsterman | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t worry i dont make a mess when i die…

  17. Christine | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Dying is strictly prohibited in that other place, but you can do it here as long as you are tidy as you die and leave your corporation. no blowing out of brain and make sure your bowels and bladder have been pre-emptied before dying…

  18. whovian | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, your mother doesn’t live here.

  19. BSting | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is the best school lunch ive ever had

  20. lkmjr | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All messy dyers will be shot.

  21. Ghost08 | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    but if your going to die please do it outside so we don’t have to clean it up

  22. Ayabie fan | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I was sitting on the couch with the big guy and Hermes shows up.
    “Mail from the comis”
    Effing hate mail.
    “We are sorry to inform you that said cafe is suing you for leaving a mess at your table.”
    Now gods sending me back.
    OCD B@%!$*d

  23. DP Interworld | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rat poison pellets for lunch anyone?

  24. Matthew Woo | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need to write my will first……

  25. ricaminun | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … gosh… at least they are honest

  26. bubbathesnubba | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well i guess tipping the waiter is out of the question

  27. Cake | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Corporations that lead to on-table deaths is pretty typical I would say… “waiter! Get me a rag!”

  28. orapshi | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And they were so nice and polite about it! Ah, the inscrutible Orient!

  29. katrina | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so do you mean that i have to bring a mop, bucket, and a towel to your restaurant??? AND i have to clean up after i die!?!?!

  30. Chris | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see through the janitors here…

  31. Lora | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please swallow poison to cause dying. It’s a lot cleaner than guns and razors. 😉

  32. Neals | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now ya tell me. I died at my table, left a big mess, moved my chair off position and was on my way out when I saw your little sign here…..

  33. Egypt-chan | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After you die, you must clean yourself up and push in your chair.

  34. Taylor | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny, this is the exact same sign thats in the cafeteria at MY school!

  35. LaughingCoy | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What exactly was in that food?

  36. Choo-Choo | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Those who do not clean their tables after dying will be executed.

  37. arasuki | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    no… must survive a few more seconds….
    “failed to clean”
    “waiter sticks a $1000 fine on your back”

  38. neenz | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mafia Cafe. $3 Pints, Karaoke Tuesdays and Musical Chairs Fridays!

  39. david | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your mother doesen´t live here. She died too.

  40. Iam Jhonsoon | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    This is an official and standard sign you can buy in various shops all over China. Therefore, you’ll see it in many different places.

    Does anyone think ‘dying’ was meant to be ‘dining’ and ‘corporation’ is ‘cooperation’?

  41. drumming_panda | 5:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Their food was so horrible, they didn’t get any business. So this is the Chef’s plan of getting a monopoly.

  42. Bl3achCraZy | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hm, so the food is that bad O.o

  43. bb | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This restaurant was probably owned by Suicide Booth Corp.

  44. poco | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After dying? is this message for ghosts?

  45. josefina` | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    their prices must be KILLER!

  46. Christian Aldrig Asienturist | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    maybe “to corporate” is a way of conating your corpse to the restaurant after dying !?

  47. chieromancer | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Starbuck’s can’t understand why it ‘s not doing well in Taiwan.

  48. 玫玫 | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’d like to see your social security number as well. Lol.

  49. Someone | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And you expect me to die …why? Gee, the food must taste terrible.

  50. 3.141592.... | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I suppose they have a will writing service here, too?
    Because otherwise I see no way I can give up my corporation.

  51. taz | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    very well organized execution…

  52. don | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ..and give the coroner a tip

  53. CP | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate those corporations! ……Keeping our tables clean after dying, chairs in position, and what not. I say it’s none of their “business”. Soon the government will be doing the same thing! Oh crap! …..GM

  54. Clair | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The food is SO bad here they must make sure you clean up after dying!

  55. Rawr | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    *angry chinese voice* You die on table? You no clean table? We study necromancy and brin you back to life, then you clean table! Then we take you outside and let you die!

  56. Branes | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This place is FILLED with corporate zombies!!!

  57. Y&U | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    talk about a work-a-rant

  58. the-one-and-only | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HARAKIRI FOR EXECS 101, MAYBE?

  59. collin | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “HEY WAITER!” gimme a gun would ya?

  60. fuzion | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dang it….my towels gonna get red….

  61. Gerson | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People do not live long at this cafe eh?

  62. snackycakez | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, once I’m dead the chair won’t move an inch.

  63. Henry | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! One big bag for corpse take away please…

  64. sparky | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m dying to try this place.

  65. ArallaHiney | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like they got a pretty menial afterlife in the ROC

  66. epicak | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I forgot my knife!

  67. Miss Monty | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    (Cafeteria worker kicks dead body on the floor)

    Cafeteria Worker: Hey, you! Clean up your mess and put your tray away!

  68. catboy676 | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    how do i clean the table, IF I’M DEAD?!?!

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