Cafeteria Sign

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   MidoriSkyJT | 10:04 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

   Oh and make sure to leave your car keys and bank accounts where we can see them.

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   Soundphreek | 3:03 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   Thank you for coming to Zombie Cafe.

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   dropkickmurphy | 5:14 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   this sign must be for knocking off CEO’s

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   michael | 8:45 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   So after we get poisoned by the food we still have to clean the table?

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   rogueofmv | 7:02 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

   What? I never signed over my corporation’s stock to *is shot*

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   Kent Gomez | 8:39 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   I’ve seen this reminder posted in my companies’ canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

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   Kent Gomez | 8:40 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   I’ve seen this reminder posted in my company’s canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

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   Tyler | 11:48 pm |  Vote: 3   1  

   P.S. Zombies: Please don’t eat your waiters’ brains. They kind of need them.

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   Brian | 3:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   How can you keep the table clean after you die? Barring some sort of vampire situation.

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    Michael | 3:42 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Have my lawyers write this into my will.

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    Anonymous | 12:47 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

    Please tip your murderer. Thank you.

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    Belbe | 11:23 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    It is rude not to clean up your own mess, everyone knows that.

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    Accli | 5:25 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Talk about a hostile takeover!

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    Ken | 6:22 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Catch 22!

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    V-man | 6:20 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    And there I was, thinking that the government guys invited me here just to offer my company a bailout…

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    ronsterman | 4:15 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    don’t worry i dont make a mess when i die…

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