Cafeteria Sign

posted on 16 Dec 2002 in Chinglish

I give my life and my company, but

they just keep demanding more…

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

68 captions

  1. MidoriSkyJT | 10:04 pm |

    Oh and make sure to leave your car keys and bank accounts where we can see them.

  2. Soundphreek | 3:03 pm |

    Thank you for coming to Zombie Cafe.

  3. dropkickmurphy | 5:14 pm |

    this sign must be for knocking off CEO’s

  4. michael | 8:45 am |

    So after we get poisoned by the food we still have to clean the table?

  5. rogueofmv | 7:02 pm |

    What? I never signed over my corporation’s stock to *is shot*

  6. Kent Gomez | 8:39 pm |

    I’ve seen this reminder posted in my companies’ canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

  7. Kent Gomez | 8:40 pm |

    I’ve seen this reminder posted in my company’s canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

  8. Tyler | 11:48 pm |

    P.S. Zombies: Please don’t eat your waiters’ brains. They kind of need them.

  9. Brian | 3:04 pm |

    How can you keep the table clean after you die? Barring some sort of vampire situation.

  10. Michael | 3:42 am |

    Have my lawyers write this into my will.

  11. Anonymous | 12:47 pm |

    Please tip your murderer. Thank you.

  12. Belbe | 11:23 am |

    It is rude not to clean up your own mess, everyone knows that.

  13. Accli | 5:25 am |

    Talk about a hostile takeover!

  14. Ken | 6:22 pm |

    Catch 22!

  15. V-man | 6:20 pm |

    And there I was, thinking that the government guys invited me here just to offer my company a bailout…

  16. ronsterman | 4:15 am |

    don’t worry i dont make a mess when i die…

  17. Christine | 2:45 pm |

    Dying is strictly prohibited in that other place, but you can do it here as long as you are tidy as you die and leave your corporation. no blowing out of brain and make sure your bowels and bladder have been pre-emptied before dying…

  18. whovian | 7:17 pm |

    After all, your mother doesn’t live here.

  19. BSting | 4:10 am |

    this is the best school lunch ive ever had

  20. lkmjr | 6:17 pm |

    All messy dyers will be shot.

  21. Ghost08 | 3:03 pm |

    but if your going to die please do it outside so we don’t have to clean it up

  22. Ayabie fan | 12:41 pm |

    I was sitting on the couch with the big guy and Hermes shows up.
    “Mail from the comis”
    Effing hate mail.
    “We are sorry to inform you that said cafe is suing you for leaving a mess at your table.”
    Now gods sending me back.
    OCD B@%!$*d

  23. DP Interworld | 9:48 pm |

    Rat poison pellets for lunch anyone?

  24. Matthew Woo | 5:50 am |

    I need to write my will first……

  25. ricaminun | 6:46 am |

    … gosh… at least they are honest

  26. bubbathesnubba | 2:31 am |

    Well i guess tipping the waiter is out of the question

  27. Cake | 7:58 pm |

    Corporations that lead to on-table deaths is pretty typical I would say… “waiter! Get me a rag!”

  28. orapshi | 11:31 pm |

    And they were so nice and polite about it! Ah, the inscrutible Orient!

  29. katrina | 2:43 am |

    so do you mean that i have to bring a mop, bucket, and a towel to your restaurant??? AND i have to clean up after i die!?!?!

  30. Chris | 12:40 pm |

    I can see through the janitors here…

  31. Lora | 7:19 pm |

    Please swallow poison to cause dying. It’s a lot cleaner than guns and razors. 😉

  32. Neals | 9:56 pm |

    Now ya tell me. I died at my table, left a big mess, moved my chair off position and was on my way out when I saw your little sign here…..

  33. Egypt-chan | 7:56 pm |

    After you die, you must clean yourself up and push in your chair.

  34. Taylor | 5:39 pm |

    Funny, this is the exact same sign thats in the cafeteria at MY school!

  35. LaughingCoy | 8:06 am |

    What exactly was in that food?

  36. Choo-Choo | 10:12 am |

    Those who do not clean their tables after dying will be executed.

  37. arasuki | 7:42 pm |

    no… must survive a few more seconds….
    “failed to clean”
    “waiter sticks a $1000 fine on your back”

  38. neenz | 11:13 pm |

    Mafia Cafe. $3 Pints, Karaoke Tuesdays and Musical Chairs Fridays!

  39. david | 5:20 am |

    Your mother doesen´t live here. She died too.

  40. Iam Jhonsoon | 10:33 pm |

    This is an official and standard sign you can buy in various shops all over China. Therefore, you’ll see it in many different places.

    Does anyone think ‘dying’ was meant to be ‘dining’ and ‘corporation’ is ‘cooperation’?

  41. drumming_panda | 5:41 pm |

    Their food was so horrible, they didn’t get any business. So this is the Chef’s plan of getting a monopoly.

  42. Bl3achCraZy | 8:20 pm |

    hm, so the food is that bad O.o

  43. bb | 1:12 am |

    This restaurant was probably owned by Suicide Booth Corp.

  44. poco | 12:25 am |

    After dying? is this message for ghosts?

  45. josefina` | 7:05 pm |

    their prices must be KILLER!

  46. Christian Aldrig Asienturist | 3:13 am |

    maybe “to corporate” is a way of conating your corpse to the restaurant after dying !?

  47. chieromancer | 7:16 pm |

    Starbuck’s can’t understand why it ‘s not doing well in Taiwan.

  48. 玫玫 | 11:28 am |

    We’d like to see your social security number as well. Lol.

  49. Someone | 6:52 pm |

    And you expect me to die …why? Gee, the food must taste terrible.

  50. 3.141592.... | 6:56 pm |

    And I suppose they have a will writing service here, too?
    Because otherwise I see no way I can give up my corporation.

  51. taz | 12:11 am |

    very well organized execution…

  52. don | 8:05 am |

    ..and give the coroner a tip

  53. CP | 9:22 pm |

    I hate those corporations! ……Keeping our tables clean after dying, chairs in position, and what not. I say it’s none of their “business”. Soon the government will be doing the same thing! Oh crap! …..GM

  54. Clair | 6:42 pm |

    The food is SO bad here they must make sure you clean up after dying!

  55. Rawr | 3:43 am |

    *angry chinese voice* You die on table? You no clean table? We study necromancy and brin you back to life, then you clean table! Then we take you outside and let you die!

  56. Branes | 10:44 pm |

    This place is FILLED with corporate zombies!!!

  57. Y&U | 4:52 pm |

    talk about a work-a-rant

  58. the-one-and-only | 6:55 am |

    HARAKIRI FOR EXECS 101, MAYBE?

  59. collin | 2:17 pm |

    “HEY WAITER!” gimme a gun would ya?

  60. fuzion | 7:32 pm |

    dang it….my towels gonna get red….

  61. Gerson | 2:01 am |

    People do not live long at this cafe eh?

  62. snackycakez | 7:56 pm |

    Don’t worry, once I’m dead the chair won’t move an inch.

  63. Henry | 7:45 am |

    Waiter! One big bag for corpse take away please…

  64. sparky | 11:14 pm |

    I’m dying to try this place.

  65. ArallaHiney | 1:37 pm |

    Sounds like they got a pretty menial afterlife in the ROC

  66. epicak | 12:03 am |

    Sorry, I forgot my knife!

  67. Miss Monty | 4:34 pm |

    (Cafeteria worker kicks dead body on the floor)

    Cafeteria Worker: Hey, you! Clean up your mess and put your tray away!

  68. catboy676 | 2:02 pm |

    how do i clean the table, IF I’M DEAD?!?!

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