Heavenly Burgers
posted on 9 Mar 2004 in Signs
Performing miracles on the grill every day….
Photo courtesy of Sheryls.
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These fries are heavenly!
If it’s Kosher, that’ll explain a lot…
Man, God makes the best curly fries…
Does that come with holy water?
And on the 8th day….
God fries in mysterious ways…
I’m afraid to tell God I’m a vegetarian…
It’s okay, but I hate it when they ask if I want my leftovers saved…
Would you like a complimentary salvation with that?
I don’t suppose they have devil’s food cake here….
I like the stained glass windows….
You want some REAL soul food?
Just don’t forget to say GRACE…
Gotta try the Passion Fries
And the meat shall inherit the earth…
…for God so loved the world that he… HONORS DOUBLE COUPONS ON WEDNESDAYS!!!!
Yeah, but I hate ordering in Aramaic…
Can I get a King James menu?
Look who’s running the cash register… Pontius Pilate
Is my food supposed to glow with an unearthly halo of heavenly anointing?
Um… God, you forgot the pickles….
God, we really can’t make a profit if you keep feeding the homeless like this…
It’s a miracle He stays in business. No really…
Hey, that burning bush smells like Mesquite…
The Universalists just ordered Chinese again. Don’t they see this is A BURGER JOINT?
Lay down your burdens and He shall give thee… FREE SUPERSIZED FRIDAYS!!!!
No need to order - He knows what you want…
Here comes the Jehova Witnesses! Quick, take down the “Help Wanted” sign….
THE source of burgers….
Praise God from whom all Burgers Flow, Praise Him all ye customers here below…
All free all the time…
The food is good, but I can’t stand that pipe organ….
Prices this low, you’ll be singing Hallelujah…
We’ll make your order before you get here…
Sure God hears your prayers, honey, but if it ain’t on the menu I can’t do anything about that…
God didn’t seem too happy today. Yeah? Yeah: Satan just opened a Cajun joint down the block….
Mmmm, this Cole Slaw is an ACT OF GOD!
Just don’t use the chef’s name in vain…
Mmmm, everlastingly good!
Pssst: don’t stare at the chef…
Can I have the Genesis meal and my son will have the Romans meal and… can we get a Psalms fries with that?
I dunno… Lucifers Hot Dogs across the road sell Lemonade.
God, these are horrible.
and god said “he who loveth the lord and live in his ways CAN ENJOY SPECTACULAR DEALS AND FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAYS COME ON DOWN AND SEE US FOLK!!”
For God so loved the world He gave us all clogged arteries.
Man, I meant to go to Satan Chicken!
wait… which god?
“Jesus Saves… at God-Burger!”
With new taste sensations like the “Messiah Meal”
I love to eat here…. BUT, MY KETCHUP KEEPS PARTING
This isn’t a burger, its just fish on a bun
i like the Christ-Cola
Yes, you can have it Yahweh!
Bless me father for I am hungry…
god burger, where 1 burger feeds many
Notice: Democrats not welcome until you stop trying to change the menu.
Welcome to God Burger, home of the God Burger, may i take your orison?
GOD Burgers….we answer to a higher authority!
The three wise men brought gifts to the Christ Child hoping to secure franchise rights from his Father.
Try our new Adam and Eve riblet sandwich!! Come with free Buddy Christ bobblehead!
Man cannot live on burgers alone…
That’ll be 2 dollars and a prayer please…
Then what are the fries made of?
Glad I’m not a restaurant critic!
Try the Virtue Milkshake.
I’d like Miracle Whip on the bun.
The meals don’t have all that much spice to their flavor but for some reason the water they serve is awfully refreshing for some reason.
McDonalds may be one of the top fast food chains, but they just might be going a bit too far with this rename…
i wonder if they sell christ-chex
Father, son and holy sandwich.
You can taste the holiness in every bite!!!
I wonder if they serve “Chicken soup for the soul”…?
These burgers are good enough for Jehovah!
customer: I’ll have the Sacred Cow with Miracle Whip
cashier: That’ll be $3.
customer: Here ya go.
cashier: have a blessed day.
customer: Hey, what about my change?
cashier: Oh, God won’t unless you really want to.
No Burgers, no Peace; know Burgers, know Peace
In the begining the burger was void and without form, and God said “You want flies with that?”
give a man a burger and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to flip burgers and you pay him minimum wage for a lifetime!
Jesus Christ! That’s a great burger!
The cast, tired of being ordered around by Gordon Ramsay, finally found refuge.
Beats wine and wafers any day.
What do you mean, they dont serve them with Hellmann’s Mayonaise?
But for every burger you wait 7 days
mama mama theres a old guy frying burgers on the clouds ….i wanna eat it XD
The Eucharist- Not just for Sundays anymore.
(Now with real heavenly flesh!)
And Burger said, “Let there be mayo!”
Patties made with 100% god.
Free drinks with 2 or more confessions!
I’ll have one, with Jesus Fries and Jude Cola…
what would Jesus eat?
can i have a burger with extra miracles please?
Matthew suggested it to me…
Served with complimentary bread and wine. **For a limited time only: Free Plastic Cross Keychain!**
CUSTOMER: If you bring my order late again, I’m gonna talk to the owner
THOMAS the CASHIER: I doubt that
if Jesus built my hotrod and God flipped my burger than what does the Holy Ghost do?
6 days of creation can make even god hungry.
Remenber, DOG spelled backwards….
Wow! I love burgers! Esp made by G.
Finally, we know what was served at the Last Supper…
Happy are those who are called to this supper…
Oh taste and see that the Lord is good.
100% Brahmin beef!
And Jesus said to his disciples, “This is my body, which shall be fried up for you”.
Holy Communion taken to a whole new level…
Ever have that dream where your food is alive and looking at you while you eat it???
This was just a caption to keep this picture at the top of the captions. Thanks.
Angus Dei. . . .
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Heaven?
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Burger..
NO!!! NO THE CROSS BURGER! HELP ME GOD! Oh, I see.
Easy Does It, people…
Jesus favorites…..?
Dude, I don’t know what they call a Quarter Pounder in heaven, but they smear mayonaisse all over their fries.
Who needs waffles in church??
Umm… that’s not mayo..
The crusaders’ favourite!
You know the white light? Yeah, that’s just the neon sign to God Burger.
…only say the word, and I shall have a Happy Meal!!
So, THIS is where frycooks go…
Holy Cow!!! That burger’s Heavenly
Cursed Dyslexia.
I never knew God came in patty form!
Home of the Friday Jesus Fish sandwich!
“Look, I’d had a fine supper, and all I said was ‘That bit of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!’ ”
-Monty Python’s “Life of Brian”-
Home of the Everlasting Burger. The chef as your witness you will never go hungry again!
i suppose they also serve angel food cake?
so, the last supper..was really at god burger?
Please remove your shoes before heavenly entered.
Eat all you want! We forgive you!
eat these and you will be saved. tremble eternal damnation is near!
Forgive me Lord, but are those bags under Your eyes?
We proudly serve swiss: the holiest of cheeses.
on earth as it is in heaven
Blessed are the hungry for they shall be filled.
there goes my appetite for satin soda
With Hellish Relish!!
Ask and ye shall receive extra mustard.
King of the food!
Good food, but it creeps me out that they already know my ordrer!
is it just me or this burger makes me look divine?
It’s so low-quality that only one’s enough to make you see God…
My soada runeth over
RIGHT NEAR THE SATAN CAFE!
new and sin-free! Just for virgins!
ooh, with a side of noah fries and holy soda
In the beginning, the earth was formless and void. So God made a burger.
Deus Caro lo Vult!!
Sundays are Super-Saver Days at God Burger! Just bring your soul!
ive looked god in the face..and he’s a burger!
Excuse me… my burger is telling me wise things
this pwns holy cow
Hey, the sesame seeds are tiny sinners!
God Bress these Burgers
god bress this beef, for my buns are grey and mis shaped
Eternal salvation only for paying customers.
If it’s your last supper.. .have a God Burger
it seems holy cow has some competition…
table for 17,000 please? yeah…i have the Philistines and the Tribe of Canaan stopping by for brunch…….Oh,and in case you need a bit of help, Ramsees offered his army of slaves to help with preparing the meal.
“This Sunday only!!!….Bring your Bible for a personalized autograph by the Lord Himself!!
***note:with 3 or more purchases of a #7***
Lord: hey Moses? can you please tell Peter to come down again?
the pipe organ Musak player in the Bathroom quit working again,im too busy with answering prayers right now. thanks.
Worker: Lord?…uh,sorry to bother you..but,we ran out of patties.
Lord: go look again my Son.
Worker kneeling: Sorry Father,its my first day…i should of known better than to doubt you.forgive me
Lord: hurry up,customers are walking out
God Burger! The other white meat!
and on the 8th day God said “let there be tight-ass Tuesdays” and there was.
“Mommy i’m can i get the King David Kid’s meal?”
Come to God Burger…where cripples eat and run!!
Yes Sir, one Medium meal, would you like crispy Halo rings with that?
Every 50th GodDeluxe comes with a free Blessing from Father Ronald McDonald!
Can I take my leftover in a goddybag?
Next time i’m having the god dog….
FREE E.coli poisoning for all sinners!
Not your mama’s loaves & fishes!
Mmmm…….bread and wine served by a smurf……..my favorite.
Knock and the door shall be opened unto thee, until 11pm. Drive-thru open til 2am.
I don’t believe in fast food.
no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.
1. What Would Jesus Eat?
2. This was created on the 8th day…
Customer: Your Burger tastes like a MIRACLE!
Manager: Thank you
Customer: What is this made of?
Manager: Its made from 100% pure Holy Cow
The food’s a blessing, but parking’s Hell
So, does this mean that one combo can feed 40,000?
Thou shalt eat this burger
You should try their Angel Wings in hot sauce
That’s why we haven’t heard from God in a while, he’s too fat from eating too many God burgers
could put hungry jacks outta business! i wonder if they have god sauce
Sign on top right: Kill self here to gain entry
Burger King of Kings
In burger we trust
I’ll have the Filet O’ God Burger please.
hmmm,i wonder what the armageddon burger is like….
….phew,cause those revelation fries went right through me!
Science and philosophy: grinding up and frying your superstitions for thousands of years.
If holy wine is the blood of Christ and the Eucharist is the body of Christ, then what body parts do the meat patty and the secret sauce represent?
Convienently located in Hell’s Kitchen
Its actually the wrong side of the window, so it’s backwards.
The King of Burger Kings
…SO this Buddhist calmly floats in and says “Make me one with everything”.
Mormon: A man can have more than one burger.
Jews and Catholics: eat your burger and feel guilty about it.
Agnostic: not sure if they will have a burger or not.
Rastafarian: eat your burger in the smoking section.
Scientology: Your first burger is only $150.00
Islam: There in One Burger and God Burger is it’s Kitchen
Evengelical: It’s a personal relationship with your burger.
Zen: The Burger isn’t found by searching.
Existentialist: Being a burger is what makes it a burger.
Alcoholics Anonymous: Burgers, one day at a time.
“Oh my, god! HOLY cow, this place is good!”
what’s funny is… they’re closed on Sundays.
I’ll take one holy cow burger, with a side of Jesus chips, and a bottle of holy water thanks~
Does the beef come from holy cows?
Step right up to the God Burger confession stand, and get a free refreshing glass of holy water–eternal refills, no charge, and salvation to go. Remember: All you have to do is ask!
the only place where gluttony isn’t a sin
The meaty alternative to Church of Fruits.
Promoting healthy eating since Genesis!
Comes with complementary holy water every Sunday if you order from the dollar menu! Please ask cashier if you would like it turned to wine.
Made with 100% holy cow!
Hmm, I’d like to try some of that “Ten Commandments” meal…
In case your real burger dies…
The Passion fruit punch is totally heavenly!
OMG, I thought god was to busy to
own a burger restaurant
David in the sky with hamburgers, follow him down to a bridge by a soda fountain.
The main branch is located at New Jerusalem.
Burgers here are divine, because G-O-D is G-O-O-D!
So this is where the crows got their supplies!
now we know what the mona lisa was miling about
Even Mc Donald’s can’t stay out of the Culture War…
God Burger: Where the morbidly obese go after death.
Where salvation meets salivation
Everytime I ask for my change, they tell me change must come from within.
Where your change will change you.
The Original Burger King!. Have It His Way
I’ll be damned if it isn’t delicious!
sorry about the dyslexia….
Old Testament:
Get 2 for the price of one on Fridays. Closed Saturdays.
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Wouldn’t it be funny to see a sign: “Now Hiring Managers”?
Have you seen their 1-for-500 fish sandwich special?
For the carnivores who had been good in life, or the sinful vegans…
Mom, Dad, can I have my Bar Mitzvah party HERE??
Well now we have proof that Jesus Christ didn’t rise from the dead…I think we got to him first.
Unfortunately his suppliers went under. He only bought 3 patties and 5 buns and has been serving the crowds ever since.
Great burgers!
juke box- ’song of solomon’
“Medium-well done, good and faithful servant!”
WWJD: Where Would Jesus Dine?
Earilier this week I found Jesus…he works at Taco Bell.
* Notice *
Does not apply to Hindus!