Heavenly Burgers
posted on 9 Mar 2004 in Signs
Performing miracles on the grill every day….
Photo courtesy of Sheryls.
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These fries are heavenly!
If it’s Kosher, that’ll explain a lot…
Man, God makes the best curly fries…
Does that come with holy water?
And on the 8th day….
God fries in mysterious ways…
I’m afraid to tell God I’m a vegetarian…
It’s okay, but I hate it when they ask if I want my leftovers saved…
Would you like a complimentary salvation with that?
I don’t suppose they have devil’s food cake here….
I like the stained glass windows….
You want some REAL soul food?
Just don’t forget to say GRACE…
Gotta try the Passion Fries
And the meat shall inherit the earth…
…for God so loved the world that he… HONORS DOUBLE COUPONS ON WEDNESDAYS!!!!
Yeah, but I hate ordering in Aramaic…
Can I get a King James menu?
Look who’s running the cash register… Pontius Pilate
Is my food supposed to glow with an unearthly halo of heavenly anointing?
Um… God, you forgot the pickles….
God, we really can’t make a profit if you keep feeding the homeless like this…
It’s a miracle He stays in business. No really…
Hey, that burning bush smells like Mesquite…
The Universalists just ordered Chinese again. Don’t they see this is A BURGER JOINT?
Lay down your burdens and He shall give thee… FREE SUPERSIZED FRIDAYS!!!!
No need to order - He knows what you want…
Here comes the Jehova Witnesses! Quick, take down the “Help Wanted” sign….
THE source of burgers….
Praise God from whom all Burgers Flow, Praise Him all ye customers here below…
All free all the time…
The food is good, but I can’t stand that pipe organ….
Prices this low, you’ll be singing Hallelujah…
We’ll make your order before you get here…
Sure God hears your prayers, honey, but if it ain’t on the menu I can’t do anything about that…
God didn’t seem too happy today. Yeah? Yeah: Satan just opened a Cajun joint down the block….
Mmmm, this Cole Slaw is an ACT OF GOD!
Just don’t use the chef’s name in vain…
Mmmm, everlastingly good!
Pssst: don’t stare at the chef…
Can I have the Genesis meal and my son will have the Romans meal and… can we get a Psalms fries with that?
I dunno… Lucifers Hot Dogs across the road sell Lemonade.
God, these are horrible.
and god said “he who loveth the lord and live in his ways CAN ENJOY SPECTACULAR DEALS AND FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAYS COME ON DOWN AND SEE US FOLK!!”
For God so loved the world He gave us all clogged arteries.
Man, I meant to go to Satan Chicken!
wait… which god?
“Jesus Saves… at God-Burger!”
With new taste sensations like the “Messiah Meal”
I love to eat here…. BUT, MY KETCHUP KEEPS PARTING
This isn’t a burger, its just fish on a bun
i like the Christ-Cola
Yes, you can have it Yahweh!
Bless me father for I am hungry…
god burger, where 1 burger feeds many
Notice: Democrats not welcome until you stop trying to change the menu.
Welcome to God Burger, home of the God Burger, may i take your orison?
GOD Burgers….we answer to a higher authority!
The three wise men brought gifts to the Christ Child hoping to secure franchise rights from his Father.
Try our new Adam and Eve riblet sandwich!! Come with free Buddy Christ bobblehead!
Man cannot live on burgers alone…
That’ll be 2 dollars and a prayer please…
Then what are the fries made of?
Glad I’m not a restaurant critic!
Try the Virtue Milkshake.
I’d like Miracle Whip on the bun.
The meals don’t have all that much spice to their flavor but for some reason the water they serve is awfully refreshing for some reason.
McDonalds may be one of the top fast food chains, but they just might be going a bit too far with this rename…
i wonder if they sell christ-chex
Father, son and holy sandwich.
You can taste the holiness in every bite!!!
I wonder if they serve “Chicken soup for the soul”…?
These burgers are good enough for Jehovah!
customer: I’ll have the Sacred Cow with Miracle Whip
cashier: That’ll be $3.
customer: Here ya go.
cashier: have a blessed day.
customer: Hey, what about my change?
cashier: Oh, God won’t unless you really want to.
No Burgers, no Peace; know Burgers, know Peace
In the begining the burger was void and without form, and God said “You want flies with that?”
give a man a burger and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to flip burgers and you pay him minimum wage for a lifetime!
Jesus Christ! That’s a great burger!
The cast, tired of being ordered around by Gordon Ramsay, finally found refuge.
Beats wine and wafers any day.
What do you mean, they dont serve them with Hellmann’s Mayonaise?
But for every burger you wait 7 days
mama mama theres a old guy frying burgers on the clouds ….i wanna eat it XD
The Eucharist- Not just for Sundays anymore.
(Now with real heavenly flesh!)
And Burger said, “Let there be mayo!”
Patties made with 100% god.
Free drinks with 2 or more confessions!
I’ll have one, with Jesus Fries and Jude Cola…
what would Jesus eat?
can i have a burger with extra miracles please?
Matthew suggested it to me…
Served with complimentary bread and wine. **For a limited time only: Free Plastic Cross Keychain!**
CUSTOMER: If you bring my order late again, I’m gonna talk to the owner
THOMAS the CASHIER: I doubt that
if Jesus built my hotrod and God flipped my burger than what does the Holy Ghost do?
6 days of creation can make even god hungry.
Remenber, DOG spelled backwards….