Heavenly Burgers

posted on 9 Mar 2004 in Signs

Performing miracles on the grill every day….

Photo courtesy of Sheryls.

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    These fries are heavenly!

  2. engrishwebmaster | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s Kosher, that’ll explain a lot…

  3. engrishwebmaster | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, God makes the best curly fries…

  4. engrishwebmaster | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Does that come with holy water?

  5. engrishwebmaster | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And on the 8th day….

  6. engrishwebmaster | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    God fries in mysterious ways…

  7. engrishwebmaster | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m afraid to tell God I’m a vegetarian…

  8. engrishwebmaster | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s okay, but I hate it when they ask if I want my leftovers saved…

  9. engrishwebmaster | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like a complimentary salvation with that?

  10. engrishwebmaster | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t suppose they have devil’s food cake here….

  11. engrishwebmaster | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the stained glass windows….

  12. engrishwebmaster | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You want some REAL soul food?

  13. engrishwebmaster | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t forget to say GRACE…

  14. engrishwebmaster | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta try the Passion Fries

  15. engrishwebmaster | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And the meat shall inherit the earth…

  16. engrishwebmaster | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    …for God so loved the world that he… HONORS DOUBLE COUPONS ON WEDNESDAYS!!!!

  17. engrishwebmaster | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, but I hate ordering in Aramaic…

  18. engrishwebmaster | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get a King James menu?

  19. engrishwebmaster | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Look who’s running the cash register… Pontius Pilate

  20. engrishwebmaster | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is my food supposed to glow with an unearthly halo of heavenly anointing?

  21. engrishwebmaster | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um… God, you forgot the pickles….

  22. engrishwebmaster | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    God, we really can’t make a profit if you keep feeding the homeless like this…

  23. engrishwebmaster | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a miracle He stays in business. No really…

  24. engrishwebmaster | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, that burning bush smells like Mesquite…

  25. engrishwebmaster | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Universalists just ordered Chinese again. Don’t they see this is A BURGER JOINT?

  26. engrishwebmaster | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Lay down your burdens and He shall give thee… FREE SUPERSIZED FRIDAYS!!!!

  27. engrishwebmaster | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to order - He knows what you want…

  28. engrishwebmaster | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Here comes the Jehova Witnesses! Quick, take down the “Help Wanted” sign….

  29. engrishwebmaster | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THE source of burgers….

  30. engrishwebmaster | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Praise God from whom all Burgers Flow, Praise Him all ye customers here below…

  31. engrishwebmaster | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All free all the time…

  32. engrishwebmaster | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The food is good, but I can’t stand that pipe organ….

  33. engrishwebmaster | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prices this low, you’ll be singing Hallelujah…

  34. engrishwebmaster | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll make your order before you get here…

  35. engrishwebmaster | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure God hears your prayers, honey, but if it ain’t on the menu I can’t do anything about that…

  36. engrishwebmaster | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    God didn’t seem too happy today. Yeah? Yeah: Satan just opened a Cajun joint down the block….

  37. engrishwebmaster | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm, this Cole Slaw is an ACT OF GOD!

  38. engrishwebmaster | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t use the chef’s name in vain…

  39. engrishwebmaster | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm, everlastingly good!

  40. engrishwebmaster | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pssst: don’t stare at the chef…

  41. Lex | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have the Genesis meal and my son will have the Romans meal and… can we get a Psalms fries with that?

  42. Lex | 11:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno… Lucifers Hot Dogs across the road sell Lemonade.

  43. Mothra | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    God, these are horrible.

  44. Jason | 1:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and god said “he who loveth the lord and live in his ways CAN ENJOY SPECTACULAR DEALS AND FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAYS COME ON DOWN AND SEE US FOLK!!”

  45. Ghost08 | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For God so loved the world He gave us all clogged arteries.

  46. Willow | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, I meant to go to Satan Chicken!

  47. adr | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    wait… which god?

  48. Jen | 6:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Jesus Saves… at God-Burger!”

  49. Toast | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With new taste sensations like the “Messiah Meal”

  50. ab | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I love to eat here…. BUT, MY KETCHUP KEEPS PARTING

  51. ComicGeek | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t a burger, its just fish on a bun

  52. Drekavak | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i like the Christ-Cola

  53. Suburbanites | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, you can have it Yahweh!

  54. Suburbanites | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bless me father for I am hungry…

  55. sycareus | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    god burger, where 1 burger feeds many

  56. cm | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 5  

    Notice: Democrats not welcome until you stop trying to change the menu.

  57. Sheida | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to God Burger, home of the God Burger, may i take your orison?

  58. SAM | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GOD Burgers….we answer to a higher authority!

  59. Blaze | 6:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The three wise men brought gifts to the Christ Child hoping to secure franchise rights from his Father.

  60. KB-Sama | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our new Adam and Eve riblet sandwich!! Come with free Buddy Christ bobblehead!

  61. Ramen Doodles | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man cannot live on burgers alone…

  62. Christopher Arbizu | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’ll be 2 dollars and a prayer please…

  63. okdoke | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Then what are the fries made of?

  64. Deborah | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Glad I’m not a restaurant critic!

  65. Miles24 | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the Virtue Milkshake.

  66. CF | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like Miracle Whip on the bun.

  67. Pokejedservo | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The meals don’t have all that much spice to their flavor but for some reason the water they serve is awfully refreshing for some reason.

  68. Rayquaza | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    McDonalds may be one of the top fast food chains, but they just might be going a bit too far with this rename…

  69. HANNAHLEE | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wonder if they sell christ-chex

  70. Ashley | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Father, son and holy sandwich.

  71. Ashley | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can taste the holiness in every bite!!!

  72. Dan Vargas | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they serve “Chicken soup for the soul”…?

  73. The Hip Iconoclast | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These burgers are good enough for Jehovah!

  74. coffeebot | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    customer: I’ll have the Sacred Cow with Miracle Whip
    cashier: That’ll be $3.
    customer: Here ya go.
    cashier: have a blessed day.
    customer: Hey, what about my change?
    cashier: Oh, God won’t unless you really want to.

  75. mike | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Burgers, no Peace; know Burgers, know Peace

  76. kevin | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In the begining the burger was void and without form, and God said “You want flies with that?”

  77. ted | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    give a man a burger and he will eat for a day,
    teach a man to flip burgers and you pay him minimum wage for a lifetime!

  78. Brandon | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus Christ! That’s a great burger!

  79. HDvered | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cast, tired of being ordered around by Gordon Ramsay, finally found refuge.

  80. Alex | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beats wine and wafers any day.

  81. Kristin O'Neill | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you mean, they dont serve them with Hellmann’s Mayonaise?

  82. Milan | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But for every burger you wait 7 days

  83. shaun | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    mama mama theres a old guy frying burgers on the clouds ….i wanna eat it XD

  84. Anastasia | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Eucharist- Not just for Sundays anymore.
    (Now with real heavenly flesh!)

  85. chiffmonkey | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And Burger said, “Let there be mayo!”

  86. adr | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Patties made with 100% god.

  87. Seadog Driftwood | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free drinks with 2 or more confessions!

  88. Pathman | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have one, with Jesus Fries and Jude Cola…

  89. specialmike | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what would Jesus eat?

  90. Allen Zhou | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can i have a burger with extra miracles please?

  91. Sargent HotBox | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Matthew suggested it to me…

  92. QueenCheesecake | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with complimentary bread and wine. **For a limited time only: Free Plastic Cross Keychain!**

  93. coffeebot | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CUSTOMER: If you bring my order late again, I’m gonna talk to the owner
    THOMAS the CASHIER: I doubt that

  94. 21skulls | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if Jesus built my hotrod and God flipped my burger than what does the Holy Ghost do?

  95. KutetheBrave | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    6 days of creation can make even god hungry.

  96. Lenna Schultz | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Remenber, DOG spelled backwards….

  97. kath | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! I love burgers! Esp made by G.

  98. Julia | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, we know what was served at the Last Supper…

  99. Shell | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy are those who are called to this supper…

  100. tdog | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh taste and see that the Lord is good.

  101. tadchem | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    100% Brahmin beef!

  102. Chris Lees | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And Jesus said to his disciples, “This is my body, which shall be fried up for you”.

  103. Ted Mclennan | 9:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Communion taken to a whole new level…

  104. Eric | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever have that dream where your food is alive and looking at you while you eat it???

    This was just a caption to keep this picture at the top of the captions. Thanks.

  105. kringo | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Angus Dei. . . .

  106. Dude | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Heaven?

  107. Miri | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Burger..

  108. Doh | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NO!!! NO THE CROSS BURGER! HELP ME GOD! Oh, I see.

  109. nancy | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Easy Does It, people…

  110. Chocorobokun | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus favorites…..?

  111. mike | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dude, I don’t know what they call a Quarter Pounder in heaven, but they smear mayonaisse all over their fries.

  112. Stephan | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who needs waffles in church??

  113. Stephan | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 4  

    Umm… that’s not mayo..

  114. Stephan | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The crusaders’ favourite!

  115. Stephan | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know the white light? Yeah, that’s just the neon sign to God Burger.

  116. piper | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …only say the word, and I shall have a Happy Meal!!

  117. Bad Engrish | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So, THIS is where frycooks go…

  118. Zeus | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Cow!!! That burger’s Heavenly

  119. Dan Murphy | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cursed Dyslexia.

  120. Kate | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew God came in patty form!

  121. Rachael McMillan | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of the Friday Jesus Fish sandwich!

  122. rozniy | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Look, I’d had a fine supper, and all I said was ‘That bit of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!’ ”

    -Monty Python’s “Life of Brian”-

  123. John | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of the Everlasting Burger. The chef as your witness you will never go hungry again!

  124. Gooseman | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i suppose they also serve angel food cake?

  125. Mike | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so, the last supper..was really at god burger?

  126. Mark A | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remove your shoes before heavenly entered.

  127. Sam | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat all you want! We forgive you!

  128. tomtom | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    eat these and you will be saved. tremble eternal damnation is near!

  129. benny | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forgive me Lord, but are those bags under Your eyes?

  130. benny | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We proudly serve swiss: the holiest of cheeses.

  131. imp | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    on earth as it is in heaven

  132. jessie h. | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Blessed are the hungry for they shall be filled.

  133. for those times.... | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    there goes my appetite for satin soda

  134. Alan | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With Hellish Relish!!

  135. BennyB | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask and ye shall receive extra mustard.

  136. David | 1:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    King of the food!

  137. Eric | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good food, but it creeps me out that they already know my ordrer!

  138. a man who talk much | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is it just me or this burger makes me look divine?

  139. J Gautama | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so low-quality that only one’s enough to make you see God…

  140. Ben | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My soada runeth over

  141. Danica | 10:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    RIGHT NEAR THE SATAN CAFE!

  142. jessica | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    new and sin-free! Just for virgins!

  143. bob | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ooh, with a side of noah fries and holy soda

  144. Stephen | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the beginning, the earth was formless and void. So God made a burger.

  145. Lollerskate | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Deus Caro lo Vult!!

  146. Blu | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sundays are Super-Saver Days at God Burger! Just bring your soul!

  147. rosie | 3:35 am |

    ive looked god in the face..and he’s a burger!

  148. Fede | 11:16 am |

    Excuse me… my burger is telling me wise things

  149. a kittah | 9:25 pm |

    this pwns holy cow

  150. adam b | 5:10 pm |

    Hey, the sesame seeds are tiny sinners!

  151. Mark A | 11:00 am |

    God Bress these Burgers

  152. megan | 12:54 pm |

    god bress this beef, for my buns are grey and mis shaped

  153. Claire | 3:08 pm |

    Eternal salvation only for paying customers.

  154. Uberskeeve | 11:53 am |

    If it’s your last supper.. .have a God Burger

  155. a kittah | 10:30 pm |

    it seems holy cow has some competition…

  156. happyjoyjoy | 8:02 am |

    table for 17,000 please? yeah…i have the Philistines and the Tribe of Canaan stopping by for brunch…….Oh,and in case you need a bit of help, Ramsees offered his army of slaves to help with preparing the meal.

  157. happyjoyjoy | 8:09 am |

    “This Sunday only!!!….Bring your Bible for a personalized autograph by the Lord Himself!!

    ***note:with 3 or more purchases of a #7***

  158. happyjoyjoy | 8:13 am |

    Lord: hey Moses? can you please tell Peter to come down again?
    the pipe organ Musak player in the Bathroom quit working again,im too busy with answering prayers right now. thanks.

  159. happyjoyjoy | 8:17 am |

    Worker: Lord?…uh,sorry to bother you..but,we ran out of patties.
    Lord: go look again my Son.
    Worker kneeling: Sorry Father,its my first day…i should of known better than to doubt you.forgive me
    Lord: hurry up,customers are walking out

  160. YetiZilla | 3:16 pm |

    God Burger! The other white meat!

  161. bob | 8:34 pm |

    and on the 8th day God said “let there be tight-ass Tuesdays” and there was.

  162. bob | 8:36 pm |

    “Mommy i’m can i get the King David Kid’s meal?”

  163. chickenman | 6:31 am |

    Come to God Burger…where cripples eat and run!!

  164. chickenman | 6:33 am |

    Yes Sir, one Medium meal, would you like crispy Halo rings with that?

    Every 50th GodDeluxe comes with a free Blessing from Father Ronald McDonald!

  165. Fietsbelle | 12:01 pm |

    Can I take my leftover in a goddybag?

  166. Fietsbelle | 12:02 pm |

    Next time i’m having the god dog….

  167. Candeeece | 11:48 am |

    FREE E.coli poisoning for all sinners!

  168. JB | 1:23 pm |

    Not your mama’s loaves & fishes!

  169. Mmmm…….bread and wine served by a smurf……..my favorite.

  170. BennyB | 4:53 pm |

    Knock and the door shall be opened unto thee, until 11pm. Drive-thru open til 2am.

  171. Jordan | 6:42 pm |

    I don’t believe in fast food.

  172. montelepsy | 5:54 am |

    no shirt, no shoes, no salvation.

  173. godo | 11:36 pm |

    1. What Would Jesus Eat?
    2. This was created on the 8th day…

  174. Lanz16 | 7:05 am |

    Customer: Your Burger tastes like a MIRACLE!
    Manager: Thank you
    Customer: What is this made of?
    Manager: Its made from 100% pure Holy Cow

  175. Kees | 1:37 am |

    The food’s a blessing, but parking’s Hell

  176. Kris | 8:32 pm |

    So, does this mean that one combo can feed 40,000?

  177. Ralph S. Restubog | 5:03 am |

    Thou shalt eat this burger

  178. Kees | 5:13 am |

    You should try their Angel Wings in hot sauce

  179. Stephan | 9:20 pm |

    That’s why we haven’t heard from God in a while, he’s too fat from eating too many God burgers

  180. Vonzen | 1:03 am |

    could put hungry jacks outta business! i wonder if they have god sauce

  181. Stephan | 11:57 pm |

    Sign on top right: Kill self here to gain entry

  182. Billy Pilgrim | 11:49 pm |

    Burger King of Kings

  183. laura | 2:53 pm |

    In burger we trust

  184. ryan | 8:53 pm |

    I’ll have the Filet O’ God Burger please.

  185. happyjoyjoy | 2:31 am |

    hmmm,i wonder what the armageddon burger is like….
    ….phew,cause those revelation fries went right through me!

  186. casey | 7:31 pm |

    Science and philosophy: grinding up and frying your superstitions for thousands of years.

  187. montelepsy | 9:42 am |

    If holy wine is the blood of Christ and the Eucharist is the body of Christ, then what body parts do the meat patty and the secret sauce represent?

  188. Tim | 5:14 am |

    Convienently located in Hell’s Kitchen

  189. ed | 9:37 pm |

    Its actually the wrong side of the window, so it’s backwards.

  190. ed | 9:39 pm |

    The King of Burger Kings

  191. chickenman | 7:36 am |

    …SO this Buddhist calmly floats in and says “Make me one with everything”.

  192. jjhitt | 7:54 am |

    Mormon: A man can have more than one burger.
    Jews and Catholics: eat your burger and feel guilty about it.
    Agnostic: not sure if they will have a burger or not.
    Rastafarian: eat your burger in the smoking section.
    Scientology: Your first burger is only $150.00
    Islam: There in One Burger and God Burger is it’s Kitchen
    Evengelical: It’s a personal relationship with your burger.
    Zen: The Burger isn’t found by searching.
    Existentialist: Being a burger is what makes it a burger.
    Alcoholics Anonymous: Burgers, one day at a time.

  193. JTS | 6:54 am |

    “Oh my, god! HOLY cow, this place is good!”

  194. halfasemitone | 6:32 am |

    what’s funny is… they’re closed on Sundays.

  195. Ama-rata | 11:17 pm |

    I’ll take one holy cow burger, with a side of Jesus chips, and a bottle of holy water thanks~

  196. Luo Ge | 10:29 pm |

    Does the beef come from holy cows?

  197. Kya | 10:45 am |

    Step right up to the God Burger confession stand, and get a free refreshing glass of holy water–eternal refills, no charge, and salvation to go. Remember: All you have to do is ask!

  198. Fede | 12:21 pm |

    the only place where gluttony isn’t a sin

  199. Lollerskate | 10:40 pm |

    The meaty alternative to Church of Fruits.

  200. lkmjr | 7:08 pm |

    Promoting healthy eating since Genesis!

  201. Friedpotatoes | 7:14 pm |

    Comes with complementary holy water every Sunday if you order from the dollar menu! Please ask cashier if you would like it turned to wine.

  202. Matt Stinnett | 10:51 am |

    Made with 100% holy cow!

  203. Voards Viewlard | 7:15 am |

    Hmm, I’d like to try some of that “Ten Commandments” meal…

  204. Mike Alstatt | 6:28 pm |

    In case your real burger dies…

  205. Hanna Grace | 7:43 am |

    The Passion fruit punch is totally heavenly!

  206. eliza williams | 5:05 pm |

    OMG, I thought god was to busy to
    own a burger restaurant

  207. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 4:12 am |

    David in the sky with hamburgers, follow him down to a bridge by a soda fountain.

  208. Mark Kevin Limkinglam | 4:26 am |

    The main branch is located at New Jerusalem.

  209. Ruth Horton | 3:29 pm |

    Burgers here are divine, because G-O-D is G-O-O-D!

  210. Ruth Horton | 3:32 pm |

    So this is where the crows got their supplies!

  211. Nick | 2:46 pm |

    now we know what the mona lisa was miling about :)

  212. Sorry Kokegrid | 3:38 pm |

    Even Mc Donald’s can’t stay out of the Culture War…

  213. JTS | 11:17 am |

    God Burger: Where the morbidly obese go after death.

  214. bullta | 9:49 pm |

    Where salvation meets salivation

  215. Mac | 8:28 am |

    Everytime I ask for my change, they tell me change must come from within.

  216. Chakravarthy | 7:40 am |

    Where your change will change you.

  217. Chakravarthy | 7:46 am |

    The Original Burger King!. Have It His Way

  218. Ben | 2:57 pm |

    I’ll be damned if it isn’t delicious!

  219. rob | 2:58 pm |

    sorry about the dyslexia….

  220. Joe | 3:56 pm |

    Old Testament:
    Get 2 for the price of one on Fridays. Closed Saturdays.
    —-
    Wouldn’t it be funny to see a sign: “Now Hiring Managers”?

  221. Anony1200 | 3:54 pm |

    Have you seen their 1-for-500 fish sandwich special?

  222. Xweetara | 4:12 pm |

    For the carnivores who had been good in life, or the sinful vegans…

  223. The ZenMaster | 12:35 pm |

    Mom, Dad, can I have my Bar Mitzvah party HERE??

  224. Squidds | 11:40 pm |

    Well now we have proof that Jesus Christ didn’t rise from the dead…I think we got to him first.

  225. Marc | 10:00 am |

    Unfortunately his suppliers went under. He only bought 3 patties and 5 buns and has been serving the crowds ever since.

  226. Jeff | 6:02 pm |

    Great burgers!

  227. kog man | 7:53 pm |

    juke box- ’song of solomon’

  228. BennyB | 1:12 pm |

    “Medium-well done, good and faithful servant!”

  229. QUBIQ | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WWJD: Where Would Jesus Dine?

  230. OPKUTech | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Earilier this week I found Jesus…he works at Taco Bell.

  231. Steve | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    * Notice *
    Does not apply to Hindus!

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