Japan Tobacco Courtesy Campaign

posted on 22 Mar 2004 in Signs

I hate smokers’ double standards…

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.

One of several posters put up by

Japan Tobacco in trains as part of a campaign to

teach smokers to be more considerate.

13 captions

  1. Fu | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK to be flatulent when you’re smoking a five and a half foot cigarette.

  2. steakman | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, I don’t bother to see who’s behind me either. I pretty much just let ‘er rip!

  3. Julia | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …because the flames will give me away.

  4. Doug | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Secondhand smoke + flatulence = blindness…any questions????

  5. Audinac | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Farts into face*
    *Puffs cigarette smoke into face*
    *Punches in face*
    “Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t notice you were there. I’m blind”

  6. Yogesh Damle | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Passing gass+Cigarette=Boom!
    Man, why raise a stink about it?!

  7. Seamus | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t matter where you look. It’s AOE (Area of Effect). Everyone within the vicinity will suffer.

  8. Lollerskate | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Blind gas: It knocks you out.

  9. Corwyn | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *shugs*

    *uses ear as a handy cigarette holder*

    *takes another bite of vindaloo*

    *realizes no one got the joke*

  10. Luna | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just hope that while you’re smoking that no one’s rear end is stuck in your face. Also make sure that they can see you before they bend over and let a wet one rip….

  11. Glob | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Silent but deadly!

  12. karin | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why’s the other guy blind again?

  13. Choo-Choo | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s better to look around you before lighting either, really.

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