Salty Cat and What…?
posted on 24 May 2004 in Drinks
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The only drink to taste like monkeys, carbonation, and salty felines.
For those with more “Exotic” tastes in drinks.
How much fizz per monkey?
Sweet & sour doggy
Now with extra 10% monkey.
Our monkeys are happy to give you all their fizz!
Capybara fizz on the markets next month!
Salty cat! nom nom nom
Monkey fizz? I don’t think I want to know what’s in the ingredients.
And our brand new “EXOTIC” Flavor:
Stinky dog! - Now in 3 assorted smells.
thats a typo, its monkey jizz.
It’s the Monkey Fizz that made the cat salty…
*SLUUUUUUUUURRRP* tastes like banana
*singing* ” Salty Cat….Salty Cat, what are they feeding you?”
Do the LOLcat people know about this?
Monkey Jizz Sounds About Right
guy1: So how long will it take to get to japan?
guy2: oh, i dont know…
flightattendant: 好む飲み物のか。
guys: Pardon?
flightattendant: would you like a drink sir?
guys: oh, yes please.
(guys take drinks)
guy1: hey did you see that movie that came out last week?
guy2: oh yeah…
guys: (sip)OMG!!!!! CAPTAIN!!!! MY TONGUE IS ON FIRE!!
guy!: SALTY BE PRECISE!
guy2:FIZZING TO BE PRECISE!!!