Can’t See It

posted on 1 Jun 2004 in Chinglish

I can’t seem to make it out…

 

Photo courtesy of Derek Shemavonian.

Taken near a ‘nuclear’ power plant in Zhejiang, China.

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  1. coffeebot | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Secretary of Security: …and they can’t protest the plant if they can’t see it
    Premier: what plant?
    Secretary: exactly

  2. McBalaban | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last seen somewhere within the 8km radius.

  3. nick | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets hope the pollution doesnt clear up or we will have to buy a new sign

  4. Dominic Small | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Presumably it’s run by a Mr Snrub?

  5. Zirian | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    everyone there doesn’t know what they’re doing… their contract faded up

  6. Soundphreek | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lots of the employees show up late because they can’t FIND the place each morning! Makes for a high turnover rate. *Now Hiring, Inquire Over There*

  7. michael | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cause if you cant find us..we aint responsible..

  8. Kamiyoko | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncle Ar must be one lucky guy…

  9. Hanged Man | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Should I understand that their Nuclear Power Plant is built up-side-down?

  10. rm | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    energy from confusion

  11. Comma | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They must have meant “nucular.”

  12. Saburo | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are we there yet?
    No.
    Are we there yet?
    No.
    Are we there yet?
    Hell if I know!

  13. sister_nyx | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Trust me, you don’t want to see their geiger counters.

  14. xD | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you crash into something, it is not the fault of the government so you may not sue

  15. Seamus | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    City mayor : We need to do something about the pollution. We can’t see a thing in broad daylight.
    Aide : I object sir. We have to change all of the city sign boards if we do so.
    City mayor : Why so?
    Aide : All of the city landmarks name have to be change from unclear to clear if the pollution clears up.

  16. Mandee | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to Wonder Woman’s Clear Power Plant, reached only using her invisible jet.

  17. Omar | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s where Saddam had his WMD’s …

  18. un-PC | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, we havent decided if were going with coal, ot nuclear fusion…choices.

  19. ZER(o) | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m guessing this is the one Homer works at.

  20. Jim | 7:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After all the accidental electrocutions from using clear power, scientists were urged to experiment with unclear power but…

  21. Choo-Choo | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Their energy source is really vague.

  22. jerome | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a nor much clearer plant not far where I live in Fukushima…

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