Dim Sum Plates

posted on 3 Jan 2005 in Chinglish

Umm… choices choices…

 

Photo courtesy of Janice Tsang.

Dim Sum plates found in China. 

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  1. HeyThereItsEric | 10:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    A terrifying message from the crab mafia.

  2. Zirian | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    too literal…

  3. craplo | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm…glands

  4. Airi Zombie | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If they got the signs backwards, no one would be able to tell.

  5. Grady | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Descions, descions, descions . . .

  6. kevin | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    See this is what comes of acid rain. Now pass the Pepcid.

  7. Rayquaza | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …On second thought, I’ll just have a salad.

  8. unknowed | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A wholesome selection.

  9. Wes | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    it definantly burns somthing, mabye not fat, but somthing.

  10. Shiny | 10:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I’m not a big gland person. Got anything made with diced octopus ovaries?

  11. Jook Man | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a very big crab.

  12. cass | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they won 6 awards for their variety.

  13. Squigly | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Yes, I will have the acid food for my main course and the alkaline soup for starters.”

  14. Sandy | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You might think the first choice was a cool idea if you ate the acid food first…

  15. Aidan | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Couldn’t I just put some acid on my crab organs instead?

  16. Marshall | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I rather choose Acid.

  17. Walter | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You need to be frying balls on the acid food, in order to eat that other crap

  18. Anonymous | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The first dish tends to make you feel a little crabby, but the second one really heats up your insides.

    *Ba-dum-ching!*

  19. Yogesh Damle | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Digestive gland, anyone?”

  20. limo | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab ovaries? I was hoping for fallopian tube!

  21. JigglestheFatMan | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The acid is the urine of the crabs

  22. Yami | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *thinks to herself

    Ahh, tough choice.

  23. Jakky | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Imagine if McDonalds went to this much detail!

  24. Mikani | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eh…I think I will pass…

  25. Belbe | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Feh….I’ve tried spinach.

  26. eric | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And they shape the dumplings to look like breasts with nipples.

  27. Justice | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Woah woah woah, waaaay too much information!

  28. Justice | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess I won’t complain about inaccurate translations anymore!

  29. Alaina | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the vegetarian option.

  30. rosie | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    mm..man do i love gland!

  31. Lollerskate | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because the other ovary is missing…

  32. DeanAckles | 8:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At last! Something the contestants of Fear Factor should eat

  33. Lindsey | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm, mmmm, nothing like a big plate of Acid food. There’s no food that you wish would go down quicker!

  34. laura | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    they are too sincere

  35. BSting | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmm… i wonder whats for dessert. octopus testes fried in fish urine?

  36. DP Interworld | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t look happy to set up a restaurant.

  37. Name | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what happens when the government mandates truth in advertising . . . the things that come out

  38. Luna | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe there are free baby crabs inside…

  39. Kelot | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Melts your tongue

  40. chris | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmm…. reproductive organs, acid, crabs…. this is bible camp all over again….

  41. Carly | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And that’s just the kids menu….

  42. Fugazug | 9:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds good. I think I’ll wash it down with a glass of bull’s testicles.

  43. katie | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mmmmm! nothing like crab ovarys

  44. neenz | 1:59 am |   3   0  

    a lesson in chinese cuisine: the dumplings are divine, but tricky to eat. baby crabs will grow in your stomach and your mouth will taste like feces, but the acid food takes care of all that and then is followed by a nice glass of milk. a delicious meal.

  45. certified_cadillacer | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    man: mmmmm…acid food. i think ill order some acid food miss.

    waitress: do you want stuffed organic eel penis with that sir?

  46. Murilo Silva | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange… my hunger have just vanished… can we just drink some alcaline beverage?

  47. Dave | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the arsenic apple pie please….

  48. annonymus | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    XD lmao i wonder if the dumplin can get pregnant with those ovaries?

  49. lily | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmmm which will i have. Both!

  50. William | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know which sounds better.

  51. George | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about an acid dumpling?

  52. - | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well… probabily not false…

  53. don | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    is this from fear factor?

  54. paulmacca | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL.. I bet the one on the right was what the CHEF was eating when he came up with the dish on the left =P

  55. Doff | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The other is made with the ovary and digestive gland of a xenomorph.

  56. Jak | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the first one will look like unicorn steak once you eat the acid food.

  57. Izzzzzzy | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you rather…

  58. DragonLady | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cogito ergo dim

  59. Gerson | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think ill take the acid food… and die… hopefully…

  60. adrasl300 | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of acid? Lysergic acid? I guess Ill go for the ovaries. Machine elves scare me! ):

  61. LOLfree | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll choose, “Acid Food”… I’m in a mood for tripping!

  62. f | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    whaa have a happy tlipping!

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