Dim Sum Plates

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1. 

   HeyThereItsEric | 10:36 pm |  Vote: 27   0  

   A terrifying message from the crab mafia.

2. 

   Zirian | 2:28 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   too literal…

3. 

   craplo | 4:48 am |  Vote: 9   1  

   Mmmmm…glands

4. 

   Airi Zombie | 4:44 am |  Vote: 6   3  

   If they got the signs backwards, no one would be able to tell.

5. 

   Grady | 9:34 am |  Vote: 3   3  

   Descions, descions, descions . . .

6. 

   kevin | 8:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   See this is what comes of acid rain. Now pass the Pepcid.

7. 

   Rayquaza | 7:46 pm |  Vote: 14   0  

   …On second thought, I’ll just have a salad.

8. 

   unknowed | 6:40 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   A wholesome selection.

9. 

   Wes | 9:15 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   it definantly burns somthing, mabye not fat, but somthing.

10. 

    Shiny | 10:08 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Sorry, I’m not a big gland person. Got anything made with diced octopus ovaries?

11. 

    Jook Man | 9:09 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    That’s a very big crab.

12. 

    cass | 5:33 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    they won 6 awards for their variety.

13. 

    Squigly | 5:56 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    “Yes, I will have the acid food for my main course and the alkaline soup for starters.”

14. 

    Sandy | 12:23 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    You might think the first choice was a cool idea if you ate the acid food first…

15. 

    Aidan | 6:47 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    Couldn’t I just put some acid on my crab organs instead?

16. 

    Marshall | 2:38 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    I rather choose Acid.

17. 

    Walter | 3:41 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    You need to be frying balls on the acid food, in order to eat that other crap

18. 

    Anonymous | 11:10 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    The first dish tends to make you feel a little crabby, but the second one really heats up your insides.

    *Ba-dum-ching!*

19. 

    Yogesh Damle | 7:24 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    “Digestive gland, anyone?”

20. 

    limo | 2:36 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    Crab ovaries? I was hoping for fallopian tube!

21. 

    JigglestheFatMan | 5:02 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    The acid is the urine of the crabs

22. 

    Yami | 3:53 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    *thinks to herself

    Ahh, tough choice.

23. 

    Jakky | 11:58 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Imagine if McDonalds went to this much detail!

24. 

    Mikani | 10:33 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Eh…I think I will pass…

25. 

    Belbe | 10:46 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Feh….I’ve tried spinach.

26. 

    eric | 2:05 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    And they shape the dumplings to look like breasts with nipples.

27. 

    Justice | 2:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Woah woah woah, waaaay too much information!

28. 

    Justice | 2:09 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Guess I won’t complain about inaccurate translations anymore!

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