Don’t Touch Me!

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   Zoe | 1:21 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

   im allergic to violence too it brings me out in cuts and bruises lol

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   Angelbaby | 5:09 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

   I wouldn’t touch the trees either, they’re pretty sensitive, too.

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   wolfshade | 6:53 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   That poor lawn has been hurt to many times…

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   krislikewhaat | 5:18 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   It actually says that in the Chinese as well

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   Emery Ward | 1:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   I’d rather be verbally abused.

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   toBec | 3:45 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   I still have nightmares of the lawmower after a ten years therapy

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   Greener on the other side | 9:16 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

   Don’t walk all over me or treat me like a door-mat. My shrink says I need to keep practising being assertive to help my poor self-esteem

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   tome | 4:41 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   My glass is sensitivity. I hurt when one takes one foot and takes flight on my ground that is mine.

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   P.K. | 1:15 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Gee, I shouldn’t have wished my grass was emo.

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    fbr | 11:41 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Don’t rape me, I’m a virgin

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    AZ | 7:24 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    i wish my grass was emo so that it would cut itself… oh, wait, maybe it is.

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    FLO | 12:32 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    So much for keep of the grass…

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    Belbe | 11:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s a sign! Grass can be emo and cut itself!

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    YoYo | 12:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Kiss me instead.

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    niels brouwer | 2:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    After rumours of aggressive tree-huggers in the park, even the grass didn’t feel safe anymore..

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    Chloristine | 7:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I wish this lawn was emo… so it could cut itself!

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    Seamus | 10:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You know our environment are in grave danger when plants are emo.

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    Ting | 1:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    you should put those on the trees.

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