Help Oneself…

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   audinac | 10:09 pm |  Vote: 18   1  

   Spits debit card @ 550 mph straight into your heart

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   Rayquaza | 7:32 pm |  Vote: 30   0  

   If you wish to make a withdrawal from this world, press 1.

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   I R Speak Engrish | 1:56 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   so… why aint everyone rich in china?

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   SergeantJack | 4:00 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Assisted suicide made easy.

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   Ben | 11:46 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   To doughnut You’re Organs Press 1
   “To Donate your organs Press 1″

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   Mick | 4:00 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

   Although possessed of an intimidating Austrian accent, SkyNet’s first efforts at exterminating humanity were… less than successful.

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   Walter | 3:38 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Skynet: the early years!

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   Kevin | 4:13 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   “Would you like a receipt sent to your house?”

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   Joe | 4:41 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

   Would you like to print out a receipt?

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    Anonymous | 11:16 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    It will end you.

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    Jim H | 10:00 pm |  Vote: 5   1  

    Press 1 to continue in Engrish.

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    Anonymous | 5:00 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Euthanasia supported in Asia

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    linrn | 5:51 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    Do it yourself suicide, or free assisted suicide? You decide.

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    Comma | 7:04 pm |  Vote: 3   1  

    Used only once, by the person who made the translation…

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    vahid | 7:00 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    any special burial instructions?

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    ed | 8:33 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    This avoids your family having to pay for the bullet.

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    Thanatron? | 3:40 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Jack Kevorkian’s favorite gadget!!!

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    the 9 lives of trouble | 11:37 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    is this the chinese bank that bought wamu and lehman bros.?

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    Seamus | 10:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    One of the earlier Terminator prototypes

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