Special Restaurant

posted on 27 Nov 2005 in Engrish from Other Countries

Where every day is ‘special’… 

 

Photo courtesy of Joe Moschella.

Found in Orly airport (Paris, France). 

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  1. Angelbaby | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re not “Special” you’re not allowed in.

  2. Lollerskate | 12:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those flights when you just can’t understand what the hell is the pilot doing…

  3. ed sherman | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they prefer to be called mentally challenged.

  4. melliemichelle | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    had to take a short yellow bus to get here….

  5. Audinac | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hello and welcome, this is your captain speaking. First step is to push the lever up 1 place for flaps. There we go. Now what? … Lets see…taking off… page 204…”

  6. halfasemitone | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t laugh at the people here or you’ll get in trouble.

  7. Micha | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does the retarded section have more dangerous utensils?

  8. Steve | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, in America they cant even spell english correctly..ie colour, favour, etc. So dont knock it. After all, English belongs to England. !

  9. nihao | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The flight uses the short plane, too!

  10. Mandee | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Protective head gear include drool catcher…no extra charge on the retarded flights.

  11. Joseph | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only restaurant where the O Rly Owl takes retards on free flights!

  12. Ghost08 | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    where every activity involves a shiny plastic helmet to keep the special juices flowing in the ol noggin

  13. BSting | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    here the meals are all cut down to peices smaller than m&ms and they only alow sporks

  14. Ann Onymous | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The restaurant has to cater to the available clientelle… all the SMART people went to the bar.

  15. Ann Onymous | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you’re done at the bar, you’ll qualify for the restaurant

  16. Random | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those days where you wanna be surrounded by people as special as you

  17. anonymous | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    > Orly airport
    wait WHAT?!

  18. Andrew | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those pilots who just cant quite reach cruising altitude.

  19. Ben Dover | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s kinda like Ronald McDonald meets Outback …

  20. Ben Dover | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where Ronald McDonald visits Outback.

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