Chinese Water Closet

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   Angelbaby | 6:47 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   So, you don’t want me to wash my hands, afterwards?

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   Steve | 4:38 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   What if I just fart?

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   Aidan | 7:20 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   How about vomit?

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   BigFatCat | 9:47 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   That explains why it is so stinky

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   SNOOKIE | 5:33 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   all employees must not wash hands after using restroom !!!

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   SNOOKIE | 5:34 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   remind me not to eat in this restaurant

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   FLO | 12:37 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   So much for being straight forward…

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   the mighty lub | 4:41 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   oh yeagh! cause I was gonna stick around.

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   Waz | 5:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So this is where Eric Crapton comes to do his business!

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    estrelika | 9:46 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    gotta save some water!

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    lulu | 7:53 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    how bout f%$king?

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    Fyrus | 9:36 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    What about diarhea and vomiting?

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    Christine | 2:48 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    No hanging around and tapping your foot, Senator Larry Craig!!

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    Carly | 3:42 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    What if I want to stick my dissatisfied foot in there?

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    bombman | 4:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    i dont want to get diarrhoea when im near here…

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    Kitty | 12:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They don’t even give you toilet paper – It’s BYOTP in China!

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    Dee | 2:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    on a metal plate, no less. It exerts more authority.

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    enLique | 1:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Go on. Leave off! Don’t come back!

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    katie | 6:25 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    wow, you can tell this was found in a 5 star hotel

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    neenz | 1:27 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    i think THIS is where the “out of control” sign should’ve gone…

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    Jori | 2:02 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    I really want to know what type of translator these people used!

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    M | 8:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey that japanese letter 6th from the left is that a winking emoticon (I’m not sure if thats just a toilet)

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    Atli Hafsteinsson | 9:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But Mom said no exceptions…

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    don | 10:31 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    they couldve just written it on the wall with a spraypaint.

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    - | 3:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    this company came first in “usecorectlanguage” contest!

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    Jane | 8:19 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    The Chinese sign just says “This toilet flushs automatically”.
    Gos knows how it becomes so weird in English………
    Pissing and shitting………….psss……………

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    Ben Dover | 4:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s your typical “dump and go” station.

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    LagX | 12:34 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    What if you run out of toilet paper… Hmmm, i see someone wrote on the wall with some brown crayon…. OH, OH, OH MY GAH!!!! AND I CANT EVEN WASH MY HANDS!

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    fifi | 7:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Um, actually I think I’ll just sit here and cry…

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    f | 9:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    wha? I cant stay there? damn… Oh its OK that you don’t have to take your pissing or shitting with you when leaving…just leave it off there – very convenient

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