Chinese Water Closet

posted on 2 Dec 2005 in Chinglish

You’re lucky we give you toiletpaper…

 

Photo courtesy of Saara Halmetoja.

Sign found in China. 

21 captions

  1. Angelbaby | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, you don’t want me to wash my hands, afterwards?

  2. Steve | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I just fart?

  3. Aidan | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about vomit?

  4. BigFatCat | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains why it is so stinky

  5. SNOOKIE | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    all employees must not wash hands after using restroom !!!

  6. SNOOKIE | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    remind me not to eat in this restaurant

  7. FLO | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for being straight forward…

  8. the mighty lub | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh yeagh! cause I was gonna stick around.

  9. Waz | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is where Eric Crapton comes to do his business!

  10. estrelika | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    gotta save some water!

  11. lulu | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how bout f%$king?

  12. Fyrus | 9:36 am |

    What about diarhea and vomiting?

  13. Christine | 2:48 pm |

    No hanging around and tapping your foot, Senator Larry Craig!!

  14. Carly | 3:42 pm |

    What if I want to stick my dissatisfied foot in there?

  15. bombman | 4:18 am |

    i dont want to get diarrhoea when im near here…

  16. Kitty | 12:34 am |

    They don’t even give you toilet paper - It’s BYOTP in China!

  17. Dee | 2:46 am |

    on a metal plate, no less. It exerts more authority.

  18. enLique | 1:19 pm |

    Go on. Leave off! Don’t come back!

  19. katie | 6:25 pm |

    wow, you can tell this was found in a 5 star hotel

  20. neenz | 1:27 am |

    i think THIS is where the “out of control” sign should’ve gone…

  21. Jori | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I really want to know what type of translator these people used!

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