Look, up in the sky!

Time for baby making!

Look! Look up in the sky, it’s snowing!

and Ovagirl

…meanwhile, at Florydale Spermbank…

“What are we going to do!? We need to impregnate 560 women in the following week, and we’re all out of sperm!”

Faster than high schooler with a fist full of lotion.

mum… are raindrops thick?

Better get Buttman for help…

“Just going to the bank to make a deposit, dear. I’ll be back in the twinkle of an eye!”

This is from my roommate, Guitart: This logo was poorly concieved.

Well, if you get Sperman and Ovagirl together, you wind up with Zygoteboy.

Help! Save my girlfriend from abstinence!

NO!!! That’s NOT what I meant!

I thought “super” was the mistake, turns out they just couldnt fit “ator” at thye end.

HELP! HELP!

Sperman, these ovaries aren’t fertile!

Sperman to the rescue! All unpregnated females, prepare to be saved!

is he related to toilet man???

jinkies sperman..look at all those shriveled ovaries!
i know smegboy! i know…

Sperman’s alter-ego is Dick Bent.
His girlfriend’s name is Clitoris Lane.

Superman’s Western cousin

Is he for or against abortion?

And ths gy wrtes fr a nwspaper??

It’s a bird! It’s a bee! It’s Sperman!

Thank goodness I remembered to bring a ‘rain jacket’ (nudge nudge wink)

it’s a snow! no, it’s urine, no it’s a pen*s, no! it’s SPERMAN!!!!

I would so buy that t-shirt if I’d ever decide to donate some sperm…

The only thing missing is “U” baby.

are you the one in my body flying around?

“Faster than a speeding bullet…more powerful than a menstrual cycle…able to swim up the Fallopian Tubes in a single stroke…it’s a tampon, no! It’s a dildo, no! It’s Sperman!!”

Works best with Fertility Girl.

I’m not sure if that’s real Engrish. I saw it in a local store that sold “adult” T-shirts and at first I didn’t notice the “U” was missing. Then I did and I still don’t know if it was left out on purpose or not!

Able to SHOOT over the tallest buildings.

The cause of Japan’s many earthquakes, now suddenly explained.

And I’m OrEsman!!

Sperman – free deliveries!

mum, why does the rain taste so dirty?

Up up and away!

It’s plane! It’s a bird! It’s…Sperman!!! Making babies everywhere!!! Saving females in need!!!!

No wonder he’s remained popular after many years. He was their daddy…

it’s urine! it’s excrement! no, it’s SPERMAN!

why????not superman???why sperman???d*** it!!!

I think this was done on purpose to be nasty.

Ron Jeremy starred in the movie.

It’s a bird! No it’s a plane! no look it’s.. oh ewww

To be honest I bet it started like that and they ADDED the U.

The alternative story of what would have happened if superman would have ended up in a condom.

sper means “stole” in russian. anyway this tshirt is too hot to sell, you have to lose cops first

In the day, Rubberman, the prophylacticator.
In the nigth, Sperman, the impregnator.

Superman altered the spelling of his name to increase his sex appeal

Good friends with Flesh Gordon