Look, up in the sky!

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1. 

   JC | 9:15 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Time for baby making!

2. 

   Joe | 12:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Look! Look up in the sky, it’s snowing!

3. 

   kevin | 8:54 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   and Ovagirl

4. 

   audinac | 10:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   …meanwhile, at Florydale Spermbank…

   “What are we going to do!? We need to impregnate 560 women in the following week, and we’re all out of sperm!”

5. 

   Emery Ward | 9:22 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Faster than high schooler with a fist full of lotion.

6. 

   toBec | 2:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   mum… are raindrops thick?

7. 

   David | 9:47 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

   Better get Buttman for help…

8. 

   sparklyboof | 11:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Just going to the bank to make a deposit, dear. I’ll be back in the twinkle of an eye!”

9. 

   sparklyboof | 4:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   This is from my roommate, Guitart: This logo was poorly concieved.

10. 

    linrn | 11:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, if you get Sperman and Ovagirl together, you wind up with Zygoteboy.

11. 

    Saburo | 12:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Help! Save my girlfriend from abstinence!

    NO!!! That’s NOT what I meant!

12. 

    Rhy | 8:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I thought “super” was the mistake, turns out they just couldnt fit “ator” at thye end.

13. 

    Haydn | 4:56 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    HELP! HELP!

    Sperman, these ovaries aren’t fertile!

14. 

    xD | 7:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sperman to the rescue! All unpregnated females, prepare to be saved!

15. 

    the infamous jerseybricklayer | 7:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    is he related to toilet man???

16. 

    rosie | 12:58 pm |

    jinkies sperman..look at all those shriveled ovaries!
    i know smegboy! i know…

17. 

    Mandee | 10:34 am |

    Sperman’s alter-ego is Dick Bent.
    His girlfriend’s name is Clitoris Lane.

18. 

    Alice in Wonderland | 12:58 am |

    Superman’s Western cousin

19. 

    A person | 7:40 pm |

    Is he for or against abortion?

20. 

    Airkarat | 2:24 pm |

    And ths gy wrtes fr a nwspaper??

21. 

    P | 8:24 am |

    It’s a bird! It’s a bee! It’s Sperman!

22. 

    tn | 9:57 am |

    Thank goodness I remembered to bring a ‘rain jacket’ (nudge nudge wink)

23. 

    aryoko | 12:12 am |

    it’s a snow! no, it’s urine, no it’s a pen*s, no! it’s SPERMAN!!!!

24. 

    TommyS | 8:41 am |

    I would so buy that t-shirt if I’d ever decide to donate some sperm…

25. 

    Troodles McGroodles | 7:04 am |

    The only thing missing is “U” baby.

26. 

    wonda | 2:56 am |

    are you the one in my body flying around?

27. 

    ShadowClone | 11:19 am |

    “Faster than a speeding bullet…more powerful than a menstrual cycle…able to swim up the Fallopian Tubes in a single stroke…it’s a tampon, no! It’s a dildo, no! It’s Sperman!!”

28. 

    Jori | 3:56 pm |

    Works best with Fertility Girl.

29. 

    Lora | 5:22 pm |

    I’m not sure if that’s real Engrish. I saw it in a local store that sold “adult” T-shirts and at first I didn’t notice the “U” was missing. Then I did and I still don’t know if it was left out on purpose or not!

30. 

    Jackson | 12:56 am |

    Able to SHOOT over the tallest buildings.

31. 

    Ani | 7:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The cause of Japan’s many earthquakes, now suddenly explained.

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