Look, up in the sky!

posted on 30 Dec 2005 in Clothing

 

Photo courtesy of Frank Highsmith.

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  1. JC | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Time for baby making!

  2. Joe | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Look! Look up in the sky, it’s snowing!

  3. kevin | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    and Ovagirl

  4. audinac | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    …meanwhile, at Florydale Spermbank…

    “What are we going to do!? We need to impregnate 560 women in the following week, and we’re all out of sperm!”

  5. Emery Ward | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Faster than high schooler with a fist full of lotion.

  6. toBec | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    mum… are raindrops thick?

  7. David | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Better get Buttman for help…

  8. sparklyboof | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Just going to the bank to make a deposit, dear. I’ll be back in the twinkle of an eye!”

  9. sparklyboof | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This is from my roommate, Guitart: This logo was poorly concieved.

  10. linrn | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if you get Sperman and Ovagirl together, you wind up with Zygoteboy.

  11. Saburo | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Help! Save my girlfriend from abstinence!

    NO!!! That’s NOT what I meant!

  12. Rhy | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought “super” was the mistake, turns out they just couldnt fit “ator” at thye end.

  13. Haydn | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    HELP! HELP!

    Sperman, these ovaries aren’t fertile!

  14. xD | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sperman to the rescue! All unpregnated females, prepare to be saved!

  15. the infamous jerseybricklayer | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    is he related to toilet man???

  16. rosie | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    jinkies sperman..look at all those shriveled ovaries!
    i know smegboy! i know…

  17. Mandee | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sperman’s alter-ego is Dick Bent.
    His girlfriend’s name is Clitoris Lane.

  18. Alice in Wonderland | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Superman’s Western cousin

  19. A person | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is he for or against abortion?

  20. Airkarat | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And ths gy wrtes fr a nwspaper??

  21. P | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a bird! It’s a bee! It’s Sperman!

  22. tn | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank goodness I remembered to bring a ‘rain jacket’ (nudge nudge wink)

  23. aryoko | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s a snow! no, it’s urine, no it’s a pen*s, no! it’s SPERMAN!!!!

  24. TommyS | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would so buy that t-shirt if I’d ever decide to donate some sperm…

  25. Troodles McGroodles | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The only thing missing is “U” baby.

  26. wonda | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    are you the one in my body flying around?

  27. ShadowClone | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Faster than a speeding bullet…more powerful than a menstrual cycle…able to swim up the Fallopian Tubes in a single stroke…it’s a tampon, no! It’s a dildo, no! It’s Sperman!!”

  28. Jori | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Works best with Fertility Girl.

  29. Lora | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not sure if that’s real Engrish. I saw it in a local store that sold “adult” T-shirts and at first I didn’t notice the “U” was missing. Then I did and I still don’t know if it was left out on purpose or not!

  30. Jackson | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Able to SHOOT over the tallest buildings.

  31. Ani | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cause of Japan’s many earthquakes, now suddenly explained.

  32. OrEns | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And I’m OrEsman!!

  33. RockyCrocky | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sperman – free deliveries!

  34. lolcat | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    mum, why does the rain taste so dirty?

  35. NHering | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Up up and away!

  36. Detective Kitty | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s plane! It’s a bird! It’s…Sperman!!! Making babies everywhere!!! Saving females in need!!!!

  37. Robert E. Lincoln | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder he’s remained popular after many years. He was their daddy…

  38. don | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s urine! it’s excrement! no, it’s SPERMAN!

  39. Lala | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why????not superman???why sperman???d*** it!!!

  40. blinkingblythe | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this was done on purpose to be nasty.

  41. Doff | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ron Jeremy starred in the movie.

  42. senkon | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a bird! No it’s a plane! no look it’s.. oh ewww

  43. intern | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    To be honest I bet it started like that and they ADDED the U.

  44. Gerson | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The alternative story of what would have happened if superman would have ended up in a condom.

  45. f | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sper means “stole” in russian. anyway this tshirt is too hot to sell, you have to lose cops first

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