No, not here

posted on 15 Dec 2005 in Chinglish

Can’t… stop… touching…

 

Photo courtesy of Mary Vander Steen.

Found in Taiwan clothing store.

18 captions

  1. Nick | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  2. Jovan | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “No.., don’t, no… ugh ah, uh (but it is so nice), don’t…. stop…. uh….”
    and finally…………
    “Don’t…. don’t stop, yes, oh, yes……”

  3. Soundphreek | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    touch, prohibited. caress, fair game.

  4. Jook Man | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it’s more creative than “Kick Me.”

  5. Tyler | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May I lick?

  6. Emu | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t dare, that mannequin could KILL me!

  7. Diddims | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sexually assaulting a mannequin? THERE’S a problem that we need to address!

  8. Saburo | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta make sure those bastards don’t do anything bad to the ladies.

  9. ronsterman | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Public Display of Affection…you surely cant show affection on the displays

  10. Micha | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *poke*

  11. Jamie Brannon | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hand moves foreward, hand moves back. beads of sweat roll down face. hand moves forward again, and hesitates. the temptation to disobey the sign grows greater, and the the store closes.

    the old man packs up and comes back again the next day, like he has for the past month.

  12. Lionel | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    are you sure I can’t touch?

  13. Unko | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Public Affection of Display instead of Public Display of Affection

  14. Hansel | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NO, DADDY, NO!! THAT’S MY NO NO SPOT!!

  15. pauloo | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Don’t touch that!
    *customer teasingly reaches out to touch clothing item*
    nnnnnnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    *touches*

    …..damn.

  16. Random person | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry officer I just couldn’t help myslelf

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah … Touch sensitive, huh?

  18. The Dude | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesnt No mean Yes?

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