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	<title>Comments on: No, not here</title>
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	<description>Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!</description>
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		<title>By: Random person</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/no-not-here/comment-page-1/#comment-82673</link>
		<dc:creator>Random person</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 09:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry officer I just couldn&#039;t help myslelf</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry officer I just couldn&#8217;t help myslelf</p>
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		<title>By: pauloo</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/no-not-here/comment-page-1/#comment-80882</link>
		<dc:creator>pauloo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey!  Don&#039;t touch that!
*customer teasingly reaches out to touch clothing item*
nnnnnnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*touches*

.....damn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey!  Don&#8217;t touch that!<br />
*customer teasingly reaches out to touch clothing item*<br />
nnnnnnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<br />
*touches*</p>
<p>&#8230;..damn.</p>
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		<title>By: Hansel</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/no-not-here/comment-page-1/#comment-79654</link>
		<dc:creator>Hansel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NO, DADDY, NO!! THAT&#039;S MY NO NO SPOT!!</description>
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		<title>By: Unko</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/no-not-here/comment-page-1/#comment-28308</link>
		<dc:creator>Unko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Public Affection of Display instead of Public Display of Affection</description>
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		<title>By: Lionel</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/no-not-here/comment-page-1/#comment-14884</link>
		<dc:creator>Lionel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>are you sure I can&#039;t touch?</description>
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		<title>By: Jamie Brannon</title>
		<link>http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/no-not-here/comment-page-1/#comment-14272</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Brannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hand moves foreward, hand moves back. beads of sweat roll down face. hand moves forward again, and hesitates. the temptation to disobey the sign grows greater, and the the store closes.

the old man packs up and comes back again the next day, like he has for the past month.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hand moves foreward, hand moves back. beads of sweat roll down face. hand moves forward again, and hesitates. the temptation to disobey the sign grows greater, and the the store closes.</p>
<p>the old man packs up and comes back again the next day, like he has for the past month.</p>
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		<title>By: Micha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Micha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*poke*</description>
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