Take a Care!

We know they’re scary, but just hold it in.

so u have to be beware of your valuables, is that sign all about

Or else.

Beware of attack valuables! If you are attacked, stay calm and don’t scream. You’ll provoke them!

Just look at what we did to the last person who screamed *points at top of desk*

Valuables!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it was in a therapist’s office too.

That’s right, your worthless items are much more trustworthy.

why are they telling us not to scream?? maybe they use foot-massage SHOCK therapy!

Valuables are terrifying …

CAUTION: If we’ll hear you scream, we will bring you even more valuables!