Warning: may contain sharp objects…
Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Duckworth.
My ring type is diamond.
It hurts when you bite it.
Painapple candy! For when your usual pain medications take away too much!
must be crab apple…
Also available in “Suffering Strawberry” and “Misery Mango”.
made with the help of the wicked witch, also known for her venomous and sleep apples
How do you like them apples?
perfect for doing the torturing!
They didn’t want to waste any fruit!
The blisters in your mouth tells you it’s working!
A Painapple a day keeps the doctor away. No wait, this Painapple hurts; take me to the hospital.
New look, same unbearable pain!
To make your sore throat even worse…
Painful AND legal!
akkkkkk! i am choking!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. One of these candies makes the doctor AND the dentist come to you!
Eating candy used to be fun, now it’s torture. 😉
Finally, a candy that’s truthful about how eating it can cause stomach aches and cavities!
It’s sound like a Honda spare parts…. R Type or D Type?
Painapple candy: when you want to quick that addiction to candy and lose weight fast!
An idealistic young candymaker tried to market his new candy for masochists, unfortunately the local candy store rejected the idea due to obvious reasons. But to be fair at least the local sex shop was willing to make a deal for this type of candy. 😉
This Okinawa company wants to kill the customers!!!!!!
Just when you thought it was impossible to make an apple cry…
THANKS Ring Type!
At last! The perfect candy for me! Merci, Okinawa. —- M. DeSade Charenton Asylum, France
Made from apples that were hurting and rotten.
Dude, I LOVE painapples!
This might bruise my mouth after tasting.
It contains bullet shells from the battle of Okinawa during World War II.
Okay. *gets crushed by a giant painapple* OH MY GAMBIT IT HUUUURTS!
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