Mud Filled Paradise

posted on 1 Apr 2006 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Ian & Kristy Laidlaw.

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  1. Ghost08 | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No -I’m afraid that you are just having a hot flash and you are going to have to get all the mud out of here.

  2. Emiry | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    huh, mud filled paradise,… primordial bestiality… sounds like fun to me!!

  3. GRS | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hell indeed looks promising…

  4. Comma | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Inhabited primarily by eight-year-old boys.

  5. the 9 lives of trouble | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’m feeling a little frightened, little scared right about now. i am about to exercise my option to use our “safe word”, okay?

  6. StillWaiting | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s been my life’s dream to experience the unforgettable sensation of entering right into hell.

  7. Justin Obsurver | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tonight, we dine in Mud-Filled Paradise!

  8. Icksha | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sha klak bet ut say poi tee nui each son gi roku se chee chi MY WEINER HURTS!

  9. Scott Lefebvre | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a warning sign or an advertisement?

    Because nothing that this attraction offers seems attractive.

  10. Miza | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like bathing in hellish primordial soup.

  11. Lindsey | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, mud-filled paradise. The only place on earth you can get primordial bestiality at the same quality as hell.

  12. lkmjr | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful, the living mud rapes people on occasion….

  13. Russell | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew there would be bestiality in hell!

  14. escapist | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Kozaburo Arashiyama has a lifelong supply of opium…

  15. mOcHeLe | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    now you know where to go when your wife says ‘go to hell’!

  16. DogClap | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Different idea of ‘mixed bathing’ than what I was hoping for.

  17. Kitty | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, I’d say entering hell was fairly unforgettable…

  18. Dee | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I agree, entering hell sounds pretty unforgettable.

  19. katie | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    wow, mud filled hell! what paradise

  20. Kelly | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware primordial bestiality!! 😀

  21. LoL Productions | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, it’s just heaven, but it’s in hell too. How on earth do you figger out that paradox?

  22. eazyduzit | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this guy just used the fanciest words he found in his electronic dictionary in random order. no wait…. nevermind, the sensation of connecting directly to a geothermal source and entering hell really is unforgettable. this guys a genius.

  23. Sandor | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to hand it to them, the japs know how to make a sale.

  24. Samuel | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PS no swimming in the volcano

  25. Blaze | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “So where did you go for your vacation?”

    “Hell. It was great. Very relaxing.”

  26. lily | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh the sensation

  27. Upside down tree | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah the joys of working of working in hell. When you go home to your wife, you reek of premordial beastiality. Good thong you mate your wife at work.

  28. paulooo | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey! Where have you been? You reek of primordial bestiality!

  29. Jwaz | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve seen a real shift in latest hot trends of the aesthetics and spa industry. R&R is out, primordial bestiality is in. Massage therapy out, nightmarish mud torture from hell in.

  30. Atli Hafsteinsson | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Best pick-up line EVER…

  31. don | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that scares me. =(

  32. HardRockMark | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    There will be weeping, gnashing of teeth, mud which clings to you while reeking of primordial beastiality.

  33. Awesomegirl | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The mud clings to me reeking of primordial bestiality

  34. Dan | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Honey, why is your paradise filled with mud ?”.
    “It’s called Primordial Bestiality, darling. It’s all the rage right now. It’s when the ooze get’s right up in your grill.”
    “Sounds fun. Reeks a bit though.”
    “And it burns, like the eternal fires of hell.”
    “It’s ok, they have a cream for that.”

  35. Mel :D | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How about entering heaven? *sobs* ; _ ;

  36. Somename | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That sounds a little too kinky for me…

  37. Mere | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I said pull the quote from Dante’s Paradiso, not Dante’s Inferno! Great, just great, how am I supposed to explain this to the contractor?!

  38. Long Tom | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, the Japanese also came up with tentacle monsters raping women…

  39. SuSu | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In Japan, we talk about slimy monsters and tentacle demons.
    This stuff is nothing out of ordinary…

  40. pijo | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    line between hell and paradise becomes thinner

  41. Biff the Understudy | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I understand why “Hotspring Travelogue” was banned in 35 countries.

  42. lililulu | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He went to hell and back!

  43. Lerxst | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Such truth! I’m sure I’d never forget what Hell felt like!

  44. Jerome | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, is that Dante in the spring? Does he know Faust?

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hotspring source compared to hell?!

    Well … It seems that people who enjoyed it are at least pure masochists …

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