Don’t Grow Now

posted on 1 Jun 2006 in Signs

If you grow it, they will come…

 

Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield.

Sign found at Asamushi Aquarium in Japan.

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  1. chris | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    now where am i going to plant these hand seeds?

  2. nick | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it ok to use my hand to free Willy

  3. CarbonatedCube | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can grow a hand out your nose for all they care… just not in the fence.

  4. audinac | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dolphins and handy fences are not a good combination

  5. chiffmonkey | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This sounds like my aunts stab at pictionary…

  6. Aidan | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok.. how about my foot?

  7. linrn | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta hand it to them!

  8. Dalet | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (They should’ve used Dictionary.com:)

    Because there is a possibility of being bitten in the dolphin, please do not present the hand to inside the pool.

  9. estrelika | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    lets grow hands!

  10. hyde-luff | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If not for the dolphins, then for your own good! Don’t do it!

  11. Jamie Brannon | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think i’ll grow a finger.

  12. teeps | 3:32 am |

    ahhh the the dangersof growing hands in fences…

  13. Corwyn | 7:28 pm |

    And all because Morticia wanted a dolphin-tuna-sandwitch!

    The Thing got stuck in a fence and Cousin It got involved (and swallowed by a dolphin) but Uncle Fester saved the day with a stick of dynamite.

    Who would have thought the japaneese would take it so hard as to post a sign over some dolphine pate? Someone must have said something impolite…

  14. NeoGunKu | 6:57 pm |

    This law is a great setback for the hand-in-fence growers industry.

  15. Ghost08 | 10:15 am |

    but im already sproutin knuckles–it’s too late for that now

  16. Sandor | 7:23 am |

    So the fences are involved in the dolphins, or the hands are?

  17. rubarbman | 12:38 pm |

    i’ll try my best

  18. ZER(o) | 3:56 am |

    If you’re scared of a dolphin, the only thing you need to be growing is a set of balls.

  19. ha-san | 3:53 pm |

    oh god. don’t grow a hand, or it’ll be involved in a dolphin. does that mean I’ll have a dolphin hanging off of my arm at some point?

  20. Neals | 9:28 am |

    Are we talking about any ol’ fence, or just this one here? Just wanna be clear.

  21. Jim | 7:00 pm |

    Please grow your hand in a box, pole or sewer but never in a fence. Violators will be prosecuted!

  22. Lora | 6:01 pm |

    Dolphins APPEAR friendly and harmless, but they are actually plotting to bite off our hands because they’re jealous of our having opposable thumbs!

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