It’s Portable!
posted on 7 Jun 2006 in Engrish from Other Countries
Becomes a stationary object when placed on surfaces…
Photo courtesy of ‘Leaf’.
Found in USA.
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unit automatically is purchased when paid for
Last year’s model, you had to flip a switch.
If you become stationary it turns into a pencil case
If you find it in your house and you didn’t know you had one, it’s a supplies!
unit automatically is damaged when drop it
Becomes a flying object when you hurl it across room
now without the gravitational amplifier!
Unit automatically burns when thrown in fire.
Unit automatically will work storing CDs once taken.
and becomes stationary again once set back down
Unit automatically becomes invisible when stolen.
Unit automatically exists when seen.
Unit will bring delightful memories from the 90s when placed in a room
Unit will not only occupy constant a volume in a given time, but will also apply a force equal in magnitude AND direction to its mass multiplied by the gravitational acceleration when placed on a table, chair, or any other surface (normal force may vary depending on the surface inclination).
…But when idle, it just sits there.
When it becomes portable, it obviously doesn’t secure the contents at all. What would you expect for $3.99…
im living in the future!
coming soon in a store near u….unit is portable even when not carried…price 4.99 to cater for research and advanced technology
And here I thought it was only the Japanese who came up with this kind of revolutionary technology!
Eastern technology has always surprised me.
no wai…
Its just a reminder so you won’t forget…
If you open the case, the 24 holders will automatically be visible
The Future of All Disc Cases!
… Is this George Bush’s?
Automatically becomes stupid when seen.
it can hold more CDs if you try to shove it in there
Is that so…?
Installation and Service fees extra.
(I actually have one of these)
It’s like the fire to cavemen! Next to develop a liquid that is solid when frozen!!
Automatically becomes clean when washed in cole slaw.
And the winner of this years No Way Awards……
Unless you stand in one spot and refuse to let go of it, of course.
captain’s obvious CD case.
Wow, that’s handy.
More than meets the eye…
*Compact Discs automatically sold separately after realizing the case has the “empty case” function activated.
Unit automatically becomes obsolete after purchase & you buy an Ipod.
Wow, this is so cool! like a robot!
becomes dormant when forgotten
unit automatically becomes all over the room when hand grenade placed inside
Unit automatically holds CD’s when CD’s are placed in casing.
Nothing but another sales gimmick I tell ya!
You can also put DVD here and have the same portability feture
Okay, but if I buy it and it doesn’t work……
Bent unit becomes after putting in ram that is hydraulick! (Did on purpose i!)
Unit automatically becomes garbage when you throw it in the trash
Another important feature of the portable CD case: Unit automatically becomes CD case when CD’s placed inside.
is to become toilet when pooped in
Holy S*it! That’s how it works! I knew I was missing something!
Retains colour in the dark!
And it will become an environmental hazard when thrown into the trash…
really? you mean it becomes portable all by itself?
Unit automatically is in use when being interacted with.
Text automatically becomes hilarious when read!
UNIT AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES A WEAPON IN THE RIGHT HANDS
hmmm… ok i’ll put the cd in the cd case. wow! it’s now portable!!
“Ummm… hello, tech support? Yes, could you walk me through the procedure?”
Look ma no hands! Oh shit…
Look ma no hands! Oh crap…
it’s magical!
Unit is useless when MP3-Player has been purchased
Hint: this is *cd case*, but it can easily hold even DVD disks(!)
But there is one thing I hate about this cd case! You have to zip it manually! I hope some day in future we will be free from that boring duty of zipping cd cases, jeans, boots, .etc. According to “Back To The Future” movie it will happen on 2015.
Unit automatically falls down when dropped… T_T
Hahaha I have that cd case! Well I have the bigger size. The logo on the front of the case says “CD Stuff”. It’s impossible to read the “stuff” on the label in that picture but I just checked and that’s what it says. LOL I got it at Odd Lots years ago.