It’s Portable!

posted on 7 Jun 2006 in Engrish from Other Countries

Becomes a stationary object when placed on surfaces…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Leaf’.

Found in USA.

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  1. coffeebot | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 95  Subtract rating 0  

    unit automatically is purchased when paid for

  2. HeyThereItsEric | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 61  Subtract rating 0  

    Last year’s model, you had to flip a switch.

  3. nick | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    If you become stationary it turns into a pencil case

  4. R M | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    If you find it in your house and you didn’t know you had one, it’s a supplies!

  5. Juno | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    unit automatically is damaged when drop it

  6. Shelly | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 45  Subtract rating 0  

    Becomes a flying object when you hurl it across room

  7. audinac | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    now without the gravitational amplifier!

  8. NERoL | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically burns when thrown in fire.

    Unit automatically will work storing CDs once taken.

  9. dropkickmurphy | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    and becomes stationary again once set back down

  10. Shiny | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically becomes invisible when stolen.

  11. allhailDomoKun | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically exists when seen.

  12. Karma | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Unit will bring delightful memories from the 90s when placed in a room

  13. Max | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit will not only occupy constant a volume in a given time, but will also apply a force equal in magnitude AND direction to its mass multiplied by the gravitational acceleration when placed on a table, chair, or any other surface (normal force may vary depending on the surface inclination).

  14. michael | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    …But when idle, it just sits there.

  15. Jook Man | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When it becomes portable, it obviously doesn’t secure the contents at all. What would you expect for $3.99…

  16. cass | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    im living in the future!

  17. alvaro-1 | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    coming soon in a store near u….unit is portable even when not carried…price 4.99 to cater for research and advanced technology

  18. Rayquaza | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    And here I thought it was only the Japanese who came up with this kind of revolutionary technology!

  19. fbr | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eastern technology has always surprised me.

  20. overduetofu | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no wai…

  21. FLO | 12:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Its just a reminder so you won’t forget…

  22. Peter | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you open the case, the 24 holders will automatically be visible

  23. bert | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Future of All Disc Cases!

  24. AussieGirl91 | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … Is this George Bush’s?

  25. Trif | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Automatically becomes stupid when seen.

  26. estrelika | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it can hold more CDs if you try to shove it in there 😀

  27. Mikani | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that so…?

  28. Jerry Meandering | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Installation and Service fees extra.

    (I actually have one of these)

  29. Belbe | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like the fire to cavemen! Next to develop a liquid that is solid when frozen!!

  30. Justin | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Automatically becomes clean when washed in cole slaw.

  31. Jamie Brannon | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And the winner of this years No Way Awards……

  32. Justice | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unless you stand in one spot and refuse to let go of it, of course.

  33. sebastek | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    captain’s obvious CD case.

  34. Louise | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, that’s handy.

  35. Kaoru | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    More than meets the eye…

  36. Lollerskate | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    *Compact Discs automatically sold separately after realizing the case has the “empty case” function activated.

  37. Sasha | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Unit automatically becomes obsolete after purchase & you buy an Ipod.

  38. Bb | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, this is so cool! like a robot!

  39. Ghost08 | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    becomes dormant when forgotten

  40. pseudonym | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    unit automatically becomes all over the room when hand grenade placed inside

  41. O'rly? | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically holds CD’s when CD’s are placed in casing.

  42. DP Interworld | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing but another sales gimmick I tell ya!

  43. Akib | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You can also put DVD here and have the same portability feture

  44. Carly | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, but if I buy it and it doesn’t work……

  45. Sashi! (not really) | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bent unit becomes after putting in ram that is hydraulick! (Did on purpose i!)

  46. P-mac | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically becomes garbage when you throw it in the trash

  47. neenz | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Another important feature of the portable CD case: Unit automatically becomes CD case when CD’s placed inside.

  48. snopes | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    is to become toilet when pooped in

  49. Dave | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy S*it! That’s how it works! I knew I was missing something!

  50. yoyo | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Retains colour in the dark!

  51. Murilo Silva | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And it will become an environmental hazard when thrown into the trash…

  52. 75 | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    really? you mean it becomes portable all by itself?

  53. Spencer | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically is in use when being interacted with.

  54. Jeff | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Text automatically becomes hilarious when read!

  55. iM CRAZY!! | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    UNIT AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES A WEAPON IN THE RIGHT HANDS

  56. don | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmm… ok i’ll put the cd in the cd case. wow! it’s now portable!!

  57. FatKenney | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ummm… hello, tech support? Yes, could you walk me through the procedure?”

  58. Chickentacos | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look ma no hands! Oh shit…

  59. Chickentacos | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look ma no hands! Oh crap…

  60. m | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s magical!

  61. Darian or so | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit is useless when MP3-Player has been purchased

  62. f | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Hint: this is *cd case*, but it can easily hold even DVD disks(!)

    But there is one thing I hate about this cd case! You have to zip it manually! I hope some day in future we will be free from that boring duty of zipping cd cases, jeans, boots, .etc. According to “Back To The Future” movie it will happen on 2015.

  63. pete | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically falls down when dropped… T_T

  64. Brittany D | 10:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hahaha I have that cd case! Well I have the bigger size. The logo on the front of the case says “CD Stuff”. It’s impossible to read the “stuff” on the label in that picture but I just checked and that’s what it says. LOL I got it at Odd Lots years ago.

  65. pijo | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Captain Obvious struck!!!

  66. Seniour BurritoFace | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    unit automatically becomes wet when liquid is placed on it

  67. TheInterlang | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Automatically becomes stationary when you place it on the table.

  68. Cindi | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Joke automatically become corny when cracked. Teehee

  69. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    YOU AUTOMATICALLY CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU ARE STOLEN

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