It’s Portable!

posted on 7 Jun 2006 in Engrish from Other Countries

Becomes a stationary object when placed on surfaces…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Leaf’.

Found in USA.

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  1. coffeebot | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 0  

    unit automatically is purchased when paid for

  2. HeyThereItsEric | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    Last year’s model, you had to flip a switch.

  3. nick | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    If you become stationary it turns into a pencil case

  4. R M | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    If you find it in your house and you didn’t know you had one, it’s a supplies!

  5. Juno | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    unit automatically is damaged when drop it

  6. Shelly | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Becomes a flying object when you hurl it across room

  7. audinac | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    now without the gravitational amplifier!

  8. NERoL | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically burns when thrown in fire.

    Unit automatically will work storing CDs once taken.

  9. dropkickmurphy | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    and becomes stationary again once set back down

  10. Shiny | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically becomes invisible when stolen.

  11. allhailDomoKun | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit automatically exists when seen.

  12. Karma | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit will bring delightful memories from the 90s when placed in a room

  13. Max | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Unit will not only occupy constant a volume in a given time, but will also apply a force equal in magnitude AND direction to its mass multiplied by the gravitational acceleration when placed on a table, chair, or any other surface (normal force may vary depending on the surface inclination).

  14. michael | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …But when idle, it just sits there.

  15. Jook Man | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    When it becomes portable, it obviously doesn’t secure the contents at all. What would you expect for $3.99…

  16. cass | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    im living in the future!

  17. alvaro-1 | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    coming soon in a store near u….unit is portable even when not carried…price 4.99 to cater for research and advanced technology

  18. Rayquaza | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    And here I thought it was only the Japanese who came up with this kind of revolutionary technology!

  19. fbr | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Eastern technology has always surprised me.

  20. overduetofu | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    no wai…

  21. FLO | 12:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Its just a reminder so you won’t forget…

  22. Peter | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you open the case, the 24 holders will automatically be visible

  23. bert | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    The Future of All Disc Cases!

  24. AussieGirl91 | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    … Is this George Bush’s?

  25. Trif | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Automatically becomes stupid when seen.

  26. estrelika | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    it can hold more CDs if you try to shove it in there :D

  27. Mikani | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that so…?

  28. Jerry Meandering | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Installation and Service fees extra.

    (I actually have one of these)

  29. Belbe | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like the fire to cavemen! Next to develop a liquid that is solid when frozen!!

  30. Justin | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Automatically becomes clean when washed in cole slaw.

  31. Jamie Brannon | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And the winner of this years No Way Awards……

  32. Justice | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Unless you stand in one spot and refuse to let go of it, of course.

  33. sebastek | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    captain’s obvious CD case.

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