Unbelievable prices!

posted on 5 Jun 2006 in Chinglish

Keep an eye on this place…

 

Photo courtesy of Ray Chang.

Found in Taiwan. 

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  1. Lauren | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding.

  2. Joe | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The sun on the board… It’s almost like it’s STARING at me!

  3. Rose | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Suspicious herbs? What where…?

  4. Sterlin | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Open every day except Friday the 13th

  5. bjgrem | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    say it with me.. .bo-de-gas.

  6. Alice | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ask what’s in the meat pies.

  7. nick | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask for a five finger discount

  8. Peter | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Definitely a drug store.

  9. Airi Zombie | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We probably don’t sell drugs or black market organs…

  10. Trinity | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Timmy, could you go get me some groceries?”

  11. Melanie | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting tomatoes…

  12. Betelgeuse | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haven’t anyone say to them what ’suspicious’ mean???

  13. Kevin Is Azn | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask for “special deliveries.”

  14. MEE | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    shopper: “How much is one tomato?”

    store keeper: “It very cheap. Half just a kidney!”

  15. I R Speak Engrish | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    omg, the chinese Scooter Mafia is in there!

  16. alvaro-1 | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    all price stickers end with ‘x4′……

  17. alvaro-1 | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    x4 in cinglish ofcouse

  18. SergeantJack | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to keep an eye on those store detectives.

  19. Tdog | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The sun is watching for cops

  20. Slipperywhenfrosty | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    damn,..I actually wanted to get to the particularly peculiar store, I think i lost my way

  21. Walter | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm… it could be a front for something?

  22. Anonymous | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It knows where you sleep.

  23. that_guy | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Where you can buy Fire Extinuguisher Hand Grenades, Various taste pizza with questionable origin soda, water salad and painapple candy. Oh, and canned bottled water?

  24. sister_nyx | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Herr’s Angles warecome.

  25. hasteroth | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You forgot Fresh Herpes and Relax and Reflesh Lemon flavoured drink.

  26. that_guy | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry… oh, and mocha blend coffee too.

    Very Suspicious Market - a division of Ye Olde Creep Shop!

  27. FLO | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its definitely your everyday market

  28. Rasmus_dk | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So suspicious that it went on The Graham Norton Show :p

  29. bert | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No Masks,No Disguise, No Service

  30. Me!! | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ……stop staring at me!!

  31. coffeebot | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    *pssst!* will that be paper… or plastic *wink-wink*

  32. Jerry Meandering | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No… This is NOT Dr. Evil’s Super Secret Hideout! Go away.

  33. Belbe | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they don’t notice us!

  34. Joseph | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow, this reminds me of Paper Mario.

  35. BarneyYeeha | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lie detectors are not allowed inside

  36. Miles24 | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    From the creators of the Suspectful White Utility Van

  37. Jamie Brannon | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ that_guy
    you forgot all the different coffe-in-a-can’s

  38. Jamie Brannon | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    in al seriousness, this is where the best villians go to shop.

  39. StillWaiting | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Of COURSE we don’t sell drugs!…. Why do you ask? *shifty*”

  40. the 9 lives of trouble | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t ever let your guard down in this place - EVER

  41. Justice | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ultimate test for shoplifters.

  42. Seamus | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You might not know which product contains melamine

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