Unbelievable prices!

posted on 5 Jun 2006 in Chinglish

Keep an eye on this place…

 

Photo courtesy of Ray Chang.

Found in Taiwan. 

51 captions

  1. Lauren | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding.

  2. Joe | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sun on the board… It’s almost like it’s STARING at me!

  3. Rose | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suspicious herbs? What where…?

  4. Sterlin | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Open every day except Friday the 13th

  5. bjgrem | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    say it with me.. .bo-de-gas.

  6. Alice | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ask what’s in the meat pies.

  7. nick | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask for a five finger discount

  8. Peter | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Definitely a drug store.

  9. Airi Zombie | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We probably don’t sell drugs or black market organs…

  10. Trinity | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Timmy, could you go get me some groceries?”

  11. Melanie | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting tomatoes…

  12. Betelgeuse | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haven’t anyone say to them what ’suspicious’ mean???

  13. Kevin Is Azn | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ask for “special deliveries.”

  14. MEE | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    shopper: “How much is one tomato?”

    store keeper: “It very cheap. Half just a kidney!”

  15. I R Speak Engrish | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    omg, the chinese Scooter Mafia is in there!

  16. alvaro-1 | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    all price stickers end with ‘x4′……

  17. alvaro-1 | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    x4 in cinglish ofcouse

  18. SergeantJack | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to keep an eye on those store detectives.

  19. Tdog | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sun is watching for cops

  20. Slipperywhenfrosty | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    damn,..I actually wanted to get to the particularly peculiar store, I think i lost my way

  21. Walter | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm… it could be a front for something?

  22. Anonymous | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It knows where you sleep.

  23. that_guy | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where you can buy Fire Extinuguisher Hand Grenades, Various taste pizza with questionable origin soda, water salad and painapple candy. Oh, and canned bottled water?

  24. sister_nyx | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Herr’s Angles warecome.

  25. hasteroth | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You forgot Fresh Herpes and Relax and Reflesh Lemon flavoured drink.

  26. that_guy | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry… oh, and mocha blend coffee too.

    Very Suspicious Market – a division of Ye Olde Creep Shop!

  27. FLO | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its definitely your everyday market

  28. Rasmus_dk | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So suspicious that it went on The Graham Norton Show :p

  29. bert | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Masks,No Disguise, No Service

  30. Me!! | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ……stop staring at me!!

  31. coffeebot | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *pssst!* will that be paper… or plastic *wink-wink*

  32. Jerry Meandering | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No… This is NOT Dr. Evil’s Super Secret Hideout! Go away.

  33. Belbe | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they don’t notice us!

  34. Joseph | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow, this reminds me of Paper Mario.

  35. BarneyYeeha | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lie detectors are not allowed inside

  36. Miles24 | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the creators of the Suspectful White Utility Van

  37. Jamie Brannon | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ that_guy
    you forgot all the different coffe-in-a-can’s

  38. Jamie Brannon | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in al seriousness, this is where the best villians go to shop.

  39. StillWaiting | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Of COURSE we don’t sell drugs!…. Why do you ask? *shifty*”

  40. the 9 lives of trouble | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t ever let your guard down in this place – EVER

  41. Justice | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ultimate test for shoplifters.

  42. Seamus | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You might not know which product contains melamine

  43. TJ | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sun sure looks happy. Maybe a little, too happy…

  44. rosie | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    there’s a triad meeting place in the dairy isle.

  45. DeanAckles | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of these Engrish stuff is so hilarious it makes me think that someone is faking some of them… NO WAY! It’s all real dammit. Nobody can account for the various translational mishaps that happens in Asia

  46. Lindsey | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm, I wonder if that’s where pedophiles go to hone their skills.

  47. NeoGunKu | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t trust that smiling sun.

  48. Ghost08 | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is this where the thung and/or criminals hang out–because i too am a thug and/or criminal

  49. A Person | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This supermarket is up to no good…

  50. Emma | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can buy all sorts of weopons of mass destruction here!

  51. Nicholas | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, what you gear are you packin’. I wan’t the good stuff, and I mean the GOOD stuff…preferably Columbian.

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2009 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.