Chinese Menu

Watching your weight? The Breeze Ball sounds light!

Chinese Menu Haiku

when order is made
always pick a thing first it
second thing has sand

and you were wondering where some of the US tourists disappeared?

Phil, come in the kitchen, we have a nice surprise for you.. Dad, NO!

Nothing like a fatty cow in dad in sand in. A is too the lake a nest may not be a real dish.

I’m afraid to see the drinks menu…

Wait, are you calling our cows fat!?

Sorry folks, Chef Yoda was drunk when he wrote the menu

word random generator fun is

What the…Any chef recommendation?

Damn it, I forgot my pills…….. oh just have the Medicine Flower chicken nest!!!

oh god… they have discovered where I hide my medicine flower!!!

You’ve got flowers, sand, breeze, and a lake. Now all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

do you have a fatty cow in the US in MOM in sand in dish?

Between the obesity problem and the hard work of Chick-fil-A, American cows will soon begin a rigorious diet program.

I am now wondering how you can have Fatty cow in the United States when you’re actually in China. Fourth and fifth dimensions, anyone?

anyone for medicine ball in the sand by the lake?

Menu?

great bands….shitty menu.

I’d like the medicine flower chicken nest, can I add some dad to that?

I came to put some flowers at Dad’s gravy…

Medicine flower chicken nest: A medicinal bloom placed inside a chicken coop for some reason.

Fatty cow in the US in dad in sand in: Beef from the stomach of an American father encased in sand.

The black fryings the breeze ball: Fried, wind-blasted testicles from an African American.

A is too the lake a nest: A nest marinated in a lake of sauce shaped like an A.

I’m sorry, don’t you have any the cactus Macedonian by children four toes?

Add “DIGESTIVE TABLETS” too!!

Who put the English language in the blender?!

i wouldn’t recommend the “medicine flowers” littering the chicken nest…

Isn’t a Medicine Flower on Super mario?

Fatty cow in the US in dad in sand in: would make lovely rilicks for a song

Now we know where this comes from:

https://engrish.com/2008/08/this-is-the-good-stuff/

(And all you need to get it is to read the menu….)

i don’t want to eat a cow from inside my dad–that just sounds wrong and some what illegal

Translation:

Medicine Flower: Chicken pot with medicinal flowers
Fatty cow…: American beef in satay sauce fried in wok
The black fryings…: Pan-fried eel balls with black pepper
A is too…: Lake Tai fish head pot with Gastrodia elata (type of plant)

well, you certainly get what you pay for…i guess

This is almost poetic…

is that breeze ball seoul food?