Must Know

posted on 13 Aug 2006 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Yu Yu.

From a resident building elevator in China.

18 captions

  1. N T | 2:07 pm |

    It’s that simple!

  2. CarbonatedCube | 8:26 am |

    All elevators must pass the test, or never be cleared for service.

  3. HI | 1:17 pm |

    I think i’ll take the stairs

  4. Someone46545 | 9:25 am |

    So that’s why you’re never allowed to take the eleverator when there’s fire: they’re instructed to run into the accident!

  5. Ricky | 7:05 am |

    Applies to elevators only

  6. iris | 1:44 am |

    Remember, kids: no throwing vomit in the elevator.

  7. Tiny | 3:34 pm |

    So I’ll just have to run into the accident? Umm yea now let’s see the rules of the stairs

  8. Bo | 2:15 am |

    “The child embarks, the person take”, child abduction is very common in this elevator

  9. FizzleMuffins | 8:09 pm |

    Before going to your floor you must touch button on top and bottom elevator.

  10. Ghost08 | 1:35 am |

    elevators fukin nosey

  11. Jeff | 9:49 pm |

    HEEEEELLLP! THIS ELEVATOR IS KIDNAPPING MY SON!!!!

  12. Jeff | 9:50 pm |

    Hmmmm top and bottom elevator, twice as fun ride!

  13. Aaron | 8:48 am |

    42nd floor, Meaning of Life. Everybody off.

  14. Ryan | 6:45 pm |

    It’s not easy for a child to parent take or alert the police to the bell if your stuck inside it.

  15. pijo | 7:06 am |

    it’s a knowledgeable elevator

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:12 pm |

    – I suppose you understand the rules now, Mr. Eelevator?
    – *unpleasant mechanical screeches*

  17. Myself | 7:56 am |

    But are seniors allowed to withdraw? What about sophomores?

  18. Myself | 7:57 am |

    Please not to cover up. That’s right, bare all in this elevator!

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