Put your cavities on HOLD!

Now who could be calling this late?

Toothpaste may cause dropped calls…

everytime you call me i get this fuzzy feeling in my ears

“Hello?”

Does this mean retards were right all along?!

As necessary to daily life as cellular toothbrushes!

Comes with complimentary blue tooth.

Technology!

Add toothpaste to get better quality sounds

Big improvement over the wired telephone-brushes…

Mine has a keyboard.

Where’s your toothbrush? I need to make a call.

operator–operator–can you connect me with my gums–we need to have a chat about gingivitis

Johnny Engrish’s secret spy telephone.

I don’t see anything wrong with that telephone. Excuse me while I go walk my eggplant.

Brush collect.

Now with caller ID.

Does it vibrate?