Hot Dogs Anyone?

posted on 22 Sep 2006 in Chinglish

Fluffy, NO!!

 

Photo courtesy of Adam Levbarg.

Found in Taiwan.

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  1. coffeebot | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this explains the flea collar in my ‘beef’

  2. coffeebot | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    first the dolphins and now man’s best freind… will those Chinese never feel FULL?

  3. Erlinda | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Next I be baking my cat.

  4. nick | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just dont ask for the shepards pie

  5. James | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Brown

  6. craplo | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    San choy bow wow

  7. Mike | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any recipes included?

  8. kevin | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Order the extra large size for Roast Rottweiler.

  9. noob slurpee | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …but the dog LOOKS happy…

  10. dropkickmurphy | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    free with purchase, chinese cookbook “101 ways to wok your dog”.

  11. Jook Man | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and then when mine’s done, I’ll be cooking your dog.

  12. Javi | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew that wasn’t chicken!

  13. Tdog | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Step 1: Place dog treats in the oven.

  14. Yogesh Damle | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What part of the dog is in my hot dog?!

  15. linrn | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poodles on noodles and schnauzers in schnitzels can be made with this oven cook for.

  16. joe | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    comes with a cook book “20 Ways to Wok Your Dog”

  17. estrelika | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    save tongue for breakfast

  18. Mikani | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But I love my dog… :(

  19. Jerry Meandering | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth in advertising, Taiwan style.

  20. Jerry Meandering | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taiwan version of …. “Send money or the dog gets it in the …”, er, gets broiled.

  21. Belbe | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They may be mans best friend, but a man can’t have friends if they’re hungry!

  22. Merkin | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It even comes with little gas valves

  23. Baxaca | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Dog free with purchase”

  24. Craig | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I need to get the revised cook book “50 ways to wok your dog”

  25. ronsterman | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    but wait there’s more!
    buy w/in the next 5 mins and you’ll receive your dog free of charge!

  26. chinesefood | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    delicious dog taste!! recipe invented a hundred’ year a go! plus bit of dog fur so savory make me happy all day long! be happy! eat dog!

  27. Seamus | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohh.. the shi tzu looks so cute…

  28. FizzleMuffins | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what’s for dinner….

  29. TJ | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst hobby ever.

  30. Purplehound | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spot… It’s what’s for dinner!

  31. Steph | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Will it also fit newborn babies?

  32. denver | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hi can i have some… fried fur **

  33. Lollerskate | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The dog inside that oven looks like a large bun. Hmmmmm….

  34. Marlboro-man Mat | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me sir, but there’s a collar in my soup.

  35. TinTanRabbit | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey kids it’s time for Chow!

  36. chickenman | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get 1 free Pooch in a Pouch with every MicroWoof Purchase.

  37. Zerosignal | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The much anticipated sequel to “murdering my dog”

  38. Ghost08 | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    when i said save the cows i didn’t mean feed me my dog

  39. DeanAckles | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, a legalised way for serial murderers and generally depraved people to torture animals

  40. Zach | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Convenient pre-set cooking times for various breeds!

  41. Johnway | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy now and get free Tom Jones CD album

  42. jack | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    are they really sure those dogs are really hot, does it come along with a roasting stick, poor dog! if they can only read!

  43. Stephan | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah look at her, bless her, so hungry from seeing herself cook

  44. sum yun gi | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See also our other products,
    Hungry Hungry for Hamster(hamster included)
    Wheel of Torture(18 +)

  45. Ray | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dog is not just for Christmas. Some is left over for new year.

  46. Ghost08 | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a chicken holds up a sign that says “eat more puppy”

  47. pseudonym | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: not all dogs work with this product. Try bigger size for bigger dogs!

  48. Ama-rata | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eww…there’s like, a COLLAR in my canned meat…and there’s also a…yuck. Eyeball…=shudder=

  49. Hubert | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I love dogs! They are so tasty.

  50. GinsuGirl | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least now I know what that wedding present is for.

  51. DP Interworld | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet it’s not even halal.

  52. Kelot | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Horrible Taiwan!!!

  53. Chang Li | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We no see dog of yours. No more ask, please.

  54. ferret lover | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why is my dog lying out in a blizzard?!

  55. ferret lover 2 | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Free cookbook with purchase of this item! Cook your Canine: recipes for Schnauzer stew, Sweet and sour Shih Tzu and much more!

  56. Lora | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The one dog the feeds the hand that bites it!

  57. Lora | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Besides hot dogs, you can also microwave pup-corn, melt mutt-zerella cheese, cook collie-flower and add poodles to your noodles. :-)

  58. WeiszGypsy305 | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think this is an English mistake,

  59. neenz | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Becoming emotionally attached to dog may make appliance difficult to operate.

  60. NicoleAlexandra | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    B-b-bu-but they told me my dog ran away!

  61. Murilo Silva | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My dog rex was sent to a farm… I’m sure he will be very happy there!

    Hey daddy, this hot dogs you’ve just prepared are delicious! Can I eat one more?

  62. Dave | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Snippet of Whippet, Poodles and Noodles, Round of Hound, Pit Bull Pot Pie, Log of Dog, Chard broiled Chihuahua!

  63. Dave | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dinner is Served!

  64. vik1982 | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinglish? I thought this one was Korean.

  65. StarBase10 | 11:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knows Aztecs would cook the dog? Our “Cannibalism Cooking” cookbook includes Weiner Schnauzer^ (Weiner schnitzel), fried poodle* (Fried noodle), and Sauteed Border Collie-flower* (Sauteed cauliflower).

  66. don | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    poor shihtzu.

  67. paulmacca | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    German Shepherd’s Pie,then?

  68. Lala | 1:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    save the animal!!!!!!!

  69. - | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    and, coming soon:
    - cooking my cat
    - cooking my hamster
    - cooking my dog(sise 5)
    - cooking my children
    - cooking the man who sued me for cooking my pets
    - cooking my canary
    - cooking the policement who arested me for cooking my children and the man who sued me
    - cooking my self
    -

  70. Lisa Dell | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the best Engrish I’ve ever seen. This pic always makes me laugh LOL

    I think I should go to cook my puppy… I’m so hungry…

  71. Tilulilu | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy your own and start cooking your dog…
    http://goods.ruten.com.tw/item/show?11070312498478
    Only 2.500 Taiwan dollars (about 85 USD)

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