Battery Instructions

posted on 25 Oct 2006 in Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway…

 

Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

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  1. chris | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    so thats why my blood stream hurts

  2. Mojo Sapien | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hell..it could screw up your throat too but don’t tell this guy..

  3. Meli | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for THAT alternative energy source…

  4. annievanna | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is very terrie fying to eat baterries

  5. HeyThereItsEric | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sadly, several friends nearly suffocated when the quints were born.

  6. nick | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    perhaps with seasoning would be ok? A Salt and battery anyone

  7. Brandon | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This man swallowing 5 batteries at once: is this before or after the mind damaging?

  8. Shelly | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wheres the picture for the damage done if you insert them anally ?

  9. CarbonatedCube | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who wants pictures of THAT?

  10. audinac | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Quickly! He’s going into shock!

  11. Emery Ward | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s you only swallow 5. If you swallow 6 your mind and blood stream should be OK.

  12. michael | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    DAMN!!…. and I was just thinking of replacing my daily Ginseng pill with one battery a day for more energy.

  13. Amr | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    and now they say…. ive been swallowing batteries for the past 16 years

  14. cass | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    big mouth

  15. Aidan | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Heck, my mind’s damaged already

  16. Patrick | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    100% Daily Recommended Value of Nickel-Cadmium, and a great source of iron.

  17. sparklyboof | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I ate batteries once…I TRIED to stop, I really did, but I just kept going and going and going and…

  18. fbr | 11:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, do not play the snake.

  19. linrn | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I was just feeling a little run down and the Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going and…

  20. FLO | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey don’t be greedy. Take one at a time.

  21. FLO | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, don’t be greedy. Take it one at a time.

  22. CALM | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    GENTLEMEN

  23. Sombody | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …If your mind wasn’t damaged already.

  24. yume | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We know that by experience.

  25. Comma | 6:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you have the ability to swallow batteries in the first place, there’s something wrong with you…

  26. Ffish | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that image taken from an old Homestar Runner skit?

  27. halfasemitone | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the cover for “The Andromeda Strain”

  28. Yogesh Damle | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s gonna crap a battery of batteries!

  29. llama | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GENTLEMEN?

  30. MrKabDrivr | 9:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Simply reVOLTing…

  31. Mandee | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The model for this drawing went on to a very lucrative career in porn…

  32. Ram | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh..tats ok .. never mind those statutory warnings

  33. bbycakez | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    but what if am crazy because my blood stream is hurt??
    then can i swallow the batteries??

  34. Ghost08 | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    the guy in the picture must be REALLY popular

  35. Jeremy | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the key thing is the acid inside, it’s best if the battery is cracked

  36. Ballistic Buddha | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    as if swallowing batteries wasn’t already a sign of “Mind Damage”

  37. Corwyn | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That must be a self-portrait.

  38. Corwyn | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For clearly, the gentleman knows where-of he speaks, especially regarding the very last bit.

  39. Corwyn | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I know that guy. Wasn’t he on contestant on Fear Factor… the drunken edition?

  40. Corwyn | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I know who that guy is. He’s the guy who never said “no” to any sentance starting with “I dare you to…”

  41. nick | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this remind anybody else of the diagram from the strongbad email “englilsh paper?” (Yes, that mispelling was intentional.)

  42. chriswell | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fair enough. I’ll try to remember that next time.

  43. chriswell | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes sense when your mind is damaged.

  44. Bibliomanzer | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My blood hurts.

  45. paola | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t energy drink

  46. Lora | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The things people will do just to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. First that guy with a thousand cigarettes in his mouth, now this! 😉

  47. that person over there | 7:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    GENTLEMEN.

  48. Susan | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, it’s best not to do anything that could potentially kill you. 😛

  49. iM CRAZY!! | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i saw him try that with 3 guns,8 knifes,and a baby…..the baby died but still it was a cool trick……

  50. Ptharien's Flame | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ffish:
    indeed…. “eating one battery; eating five batteries”

  51. Spencer | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Wait a minute… that’s a picture from homestarrunner.com!
    Sorry, this one’s fake.

  52. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t eat them raw. Batter is not included.

  53. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm … Batteries!

  54. Myself | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    While it’s true that the drawing is from the surreal comedy site Homestar Runner (original drawing here: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/–Nn_xkr4qik/T62TSfkCiqI/AAAAAAAAPa4/-B7SpzYmj9Q/s1600/eating-one-battery_big.gif) I think the creators of this warning had no idea of the drawing’s origin, which makes it even funnier than it would be otherwise. It’s kind of like the Queen bootleg CD which has a picture of the Beatles on the cover.

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