Battery Instructions

posted on 25 Oct 2006 in Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway…

 

Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

54 captions

  1. chris | 1:54 am |

    so thats why my blood stream hurts

  2. Mojo Sapien | 7:04 pm |

    Hell..it could screw up your throat too but don’t tell this guy..

  3. Meli | 1:24 am |

    So much for THAT alternative energy source…

  4. annievanna | 2:21 am |

    is very terrie fying to eat baterries

  5. HeyThereItsEric | 4:11 pm |

    Sadly, several friends nearly suffocated when the quints were born.

  6. nick | 5:15 am |

    perhaps with seasoning would be ok? A Salt and battery anyone

  7. Brandon | 10:18 pm |

    This man swallowing 5 batteries at once: is this before or after the mind damaging?

  8. Shelly | 6:36 am |

    Wheres the picture for the damage done if you insert them anally ?

  9. CarbonatedCube | 5:24 pm |

    Who wants pictures of THAT?

  10. audinac | 9:23 am |

    Quickly! He’s going into shock!

  11. Emery Ward | 9:44 am |

    That’s you only swallow 5. If you swallow 6 your mind and blood stream should be OK.

  12. michael | 8:38 am |

    DAMN!!…. and I was just thinking of replacing my daily Ginseng pill with one battery a day for more energy.

  13. Amr | 8:02 am |

    and now they say…. ive been swallowing batteries for the past 16 years

  14. cass | 5:28 pm |

    big mouth

  15. Aidan | 7:17 pm |

    Heck, my mind’s damaged already

  16. Patrick | 8:12 pm |

    100% Daily Recommended Value of Nickel-Cadmium, and a great source of iron.

  17. sparklyboof | 11:20 pm |

    I ate batteries once…I TRIED to stop, I really did, but I just kept going and going and going and…

  18. fbr | 11:37 pm |

    Please, do not play the snake.

  19. linrn | 9:40 pm |

    But I was just feeling a little run down and the Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going and…

  20. FLO | 12:30 am |

    Hey don’t be greedy. Take one at a time.

  21. FLO | 12:32 am |

    Hey, don’t be greedy. Take it one at a time.

  22. CALM | 2:06 pm |

    GENTLEMEN

  23. Sombody | 8:17 am |

    …If your mind wasn’t damaged already.

  24. yume | 11:41 am |

    We know that by experience.

  25. Comma | 6:50 pm |

    If you have the ability to swallow batteries in the first place, there’s something wrong with you…

  26. Ffish | 1:16 am |

    Isn’t that image taken from an old Homestar Runner skit?

  27. halfasemitone | 1:18 am |

    This is the cover for “The Andromeda Strain”

  28. Yogesh Damle | 11:49 am |

    He’s gonna crap a battery of batteries!

  29. llama | 1:52 pm |

    GENTLEMEN?

  30. MrKabDrivr | 9:23 pm |

    Simply reVOLTing…

  31. Mandee | 9:58 am |

    The model for this drawing went on to a very lucrative career in porn…

  32. Ram | 1:19 am |

    oh..tats ok .. never mind those statutory warnings

  33. bbycakez | 11:38 am |

    but what if am crazy because my blood stream is hurt??
    then can i swallow the batteries??

  34. Ghost08 | 9:22 pm |

    the guy in the picture must be REALLY popular

  35. Jeremy | 7:22 am |

    the key thing is the acid inside, it’s best if the battery is cracked

  36. Ballistic Buddha | 2:39 pm |

    as if swallowing batteries wasn’t already a sign of “Mind Damage”

  37. Corwyn | 5:51 pm |

    That must be a self-portrait.

  38. Corwyn | 5:51 pm |

    For clearly, the gentleman knows where-of he speaks, especially regarding the very last bit.

  39. Corwyn | 5:52 pm |

    I think I know that guy. Wasn’t he on contestant on Fear Factor… the drunken edition?

  40. Corwyn | 5:53 pm |

    No, I know who that guy is. He’s the guy who never said “no” to any sentance starting with “I dare you to…”

  41. nick | 10:51 pm |

    Does this remind anybody else of the diagram from the strongbad email “englilsh paper?” (Yes, that mispelling was intentional.)

  42. chriswell | 8:56 am |

    Fair enough. I’ll try to remember that next time.

  43. chriswell | 9:00 am |

    It makes sense when your mind is damaged.

  44. Bibliomanzer | 10:22 am |

    My blood hurts.

  45. paola | 10:54 pm |

    don’t energy drink

  46. Lora | 6:17 pm |

    The things people will do just to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. First that guy with a thousand cigarettes in his mouth, now this! 😉

  47. that person over there | 7:00 pm |

    GENTLEMEN.

  48. Susan | 10:43 am |

    Yeah, it’s best not to do anything that could potentially kill you. 😛

  49. iM CRAZY!! | 10:07 pm |

    i saw him try that with 3 guns,8 knifes,and a baby…..the baby died but still it was a cool trick……

  50. Ptharien's Flame | 11:12 am |

    @Ffish:
    indeed…. “eating one battery; eating five batteries”

  51. Spencer | 8:25 pm |

    Wait a minute… that’s a picture from homestarrunner.com!
    Sorry, this one’s fake.

  52. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:31 am |

    Don’t eat them raw. Batter is not included.

  53. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:47 pm |

    Mmmmm … Batteries!

  54. Myself | 12:16 am |

    While it’s true that the drawing is from the surreal comedy site Homestar Runner (original drawing here: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/–Nn_xkr4qik/T62TSfkCiqI/AAAAAAAAPa4/-B7SpzYmj9Q/s1600/eating-one-battery_big.gif) I think the creators of this warning had no idea of the drawing’s origin, which makes it even funnier than it would be otherwise. It’s kind of like the Queen bootleg CD which has a picture of the Beatles on the cover.

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