Battery Instructions
posted on 25 Oct 2006 in Instructions
If you can swallow a D battery,
you got problems anyway…
Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.
Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.
Some have written in to say that the
illustration is from Homestarrunner.
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so thats why my blood stream hurts
Hell..it could screw up your throat too but don’t tell this guy..
So much for THAT alternative energy source…
is very terrie fying to eat baterries
Sadly, several friends nearly suffocated when the quints were born.
perhaps with seasoning would be ok? A Salt and battery anyone
This man swallowing 5 batteries at once: is this before or after the mind damaging?
Wheres the picture for the damage done if you insert them anally ?
Who wants pictures of THAT?
Quickly! He’s going into shock!
That’s you only swallow 5. If you swallow 6 your mind and blood stream should be OK.
DAMN!!…. and I was just thinking of replacing my daily Ginseng pill with one battery a day for more energy.
and now they say…. ive been swallowing batteries for the past 16 years
big mouth
Heck, my mind’s damaged already
100% Daily Recommended Value of Nickel-Cadmium, and a great source of iron.
I ate batteries once…I TRIED to stop, I really did, but I just kept going and going and going and…
Please, do not play the snake.
But I was just feeling a little run down and the Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going and…
Hey don’t be greedy. Take one at a time.
Hey, don’t be greedy. Take it one at a time.
GENTLEMEN
…If your mind wasn’t damaged already.
We know that by experience.
If you have the ability to swallow batteries in the first place, there’s something wrong with you…
Isn’t that image taken from an old Homestar Runner skit?
This is the cover for “The Andromeda Strain”
He’s gonna crap a battery of batteries!
GENTLEMEN?