Battery Instructions

posted on 25 Oct 2006 in Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway…

 

Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

54 captions

  1. chris | 1:54 am |

    so thats why my blood stream hurts

  2. Mojo Sapien | 7:04 pm |

    Hell..it could screw up your throat too but don’t tell this guy..

  3. Meli | 1:24 am |

    So much for THAT alternative energy source…

  4. annievanna | 2:21 am |

    is very terrie fying to eat baterries

  5. HeyThereItsEric | 4:11 pm |

    Sadly, several friends nearly suffocated when the quints were born.

  6. nick | 5:15 am |

    perhaps with seasoning would be ok? A Salt and battery anyone

  7. Brandon | 10:18 pm |

    This man swallowing 5 batteries at once: is this before or after the mind damaging?

  8. Shelly | 6:36 am |

    Wheres the picture for the damage done if you insert them anally ?

  9. CarbonatedCube | 5:24 pm |

    Who wants pictures of THAT?

  10. audinac | 9:23 am |

    Quickly! He’s going into shock!

  11. Emery Ward | 9:44 am |

    That’s you only swallow 5. If you swallow 6 your mind and blood stream should be OK.

  12. michael | 8:38 am |

    DAMN!!…. and I was just thinking of replacing my daily Ginseng pill with one battery a day for more energy.

  13. Amr | 8:02 am |

    and now they say…. ive been swallowing batteries for the past 16 years

  14. cass | 5:28 pm |

    big mouth

  15. Aidan | 7:17 pm |

    Heck, my mind’s damaged already

  16. Patrick | 8:12 pm |

    100% Daily Recommended Value of Nickel-Cadmium, and a great source of iron.

  17. sparklyboof | 11:20 pm |

    I ate batteries once…I TRIED to stop, I really did, but I just kept going and going and going and…

  18. fbr | 11:37 pm |

    Please, do not play the snake.

  19. linrn | 9:40 pm |

    But I was just feeling a little run down and the Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going and…

  20. FLO | 12:30 am |

    Hey don’t be greedy. Take one at a time.

  21. FLO | 12:32 am |

    Hey, don’t be greedy. Take it one at a time.

  22. CALM | 2:06 pm |

    GENTLEMEN

  23. Sombody | 8:17 am |

    …If your mind wasn’t damaged already.

  24. yume | 11:41 am |

    We know that by experience.

  25. Comma | 6:50 pm |

    If you have the ability to swallow batteries in the first place, there’s something wrong with you…

  26. Ffish | 1:16 am |

    Isn’t that image taken from an old Homestar Runner skit?

  27. halfasemitone | 1:18 am |

    This is the cover for “The Andromeda Strain”

  28. Yogesh Damle | 11:49 am |

    He’s gonna crap a battery of batteries!

  29. llama | 1:52 pm |

    GENTLEMEN?

  30. MrKabDrivr | 9:23 pm |

    Simply reVOLTing…

  31. Mandee | 9:58 am |

    The model for this drawing went on to a very lucrative career in porn…

  32. Ram | 1:19 am |

    oh..tats ok .. never mind those statutory warnings

  33. bbycakez | 11:38 am |

    but what if am crazy because my blood stream is hurt??
    then can i swallow the batteries??

  34. Ghost08 | 9:22 pm |

    the guy in the picture must be REALLY popular

  35. Jeremy | 7:22 am |

    the key thing is the acid inside, it’s best if the battery is cracked

  36. Ballistic Buddha | 2:39 pm |

    as if swallowing batteries wasn’t already a sign of “Mind Damage”

  37. Corwyn | 5:51 pm |

    That must be a self-portrait.

  38. Corwyn | 5:51 pm |

    For clearly, the gentleman knows where-of he speaks, especially regarding the very last bit.

  39. Corwyn | 5:52 pm |

    I think I know that guy. Wasn’t he on contestant on Fear Factor… the drunken edition?

  40. Corwyn | 5:53 pm |

    No, I know who that guy is. He’s the guy who never said “no” to any sentance starting with “I dare you to…”

  41. nick | 10:51 pm |

    Does this remind anybody else of the diagram from the strongbad email “englilsh paper?” (Yes, that mispelling was intentional.)

  42. chriswell | 8:56 am |

    Fair enough. I’ll try to remember that next time.

  43. chriswell | 9:00 am |

    It makes sense when your mind is damaged.

  44. Bibliomanzer | 10:22 am |

    My blood hurts.

  45. paola | 10:54 pm |

    don’t energy drink

  46. Lora | 6:17 pm |

    The things people will do just to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. First that guy with a thousand cigarettes in his mouth, now this! 😉

  47. that person over there | 7:00 pm |

    GENTLEMEN.

  48. Susan | 10:43 am |

    Yeah, it’s best not to do anything that could potentially kill you. 😛

  49. iM CRAZY!! | 10:07 pm |

    i saw him try that with 3 guns,8 knifes,and a baby…..the baby died but still it was a cool trick……

  50. Ptharien's Flame | 11:12 am |

    @Ffish:
    indeed…. “eating one battery; eating five batteries”

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