When I told the hotel manager he should do something about that serial killer hiding in the lobby, I actually hoped for something a bit more proactive…
chris | 9:00 pm | Vote: 1 7
do they choke chickens?
audinac | 9:40 am | Vote: 25 0
“Could I place my hands around your neck?”
“No! I read the sign! I know what you’re after!”
Zirian | 12:16 am | Vote: 0 2
how do i know which one of these is the strangler?
my mom always said “don’t talk to stranglers”
Take no notice of the sign we were only Choking
When I told the hotel manager he should do something about that serial killer hiding in the lobby, I actually hoped for something a bit more proactive…
do they choke chickens?
“Could I place my hands around your neck?”
“No! I read the sign! I know what you’re after!”
how do i know which one of these is the strangler?
“I won’t cheat you. Promise. I’ll strangle you for sure”
Aw, but that strangler is cute and has a PHD
The invitation:
Hey! Care for a strangle?
Your not the boss of me!
But stabbers invitations are safe.
I’m telling you, I give great massages…
Strangler: “may i place this object around your neck?”
Victim: “what is it?”
Strangler: “oh, it’s just something that i made, it’s a scarf! i am a fashion designer”
Victim: “why is it so thin? ….. oh, wait a minute!! …..” x_x