Special Invitation

posted on 4 Mar 2007 in Chinglish

Yeah, cheated out of breathing…

 

Photo courtesy of  Tamao Goda.

Luggage tag at Chinese hotel.

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  1. coffeebot | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    my mom always said “don’t talk to stranglers”

  2. nick | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take no notice of the sign we were only Choking

  3. Phillip IV | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I told the hotel manager he should do something about that serial killer hiding in the lobby, I actually hoped for something a bit more proactive…

  4. chris | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    do they choke chickens?

  5. audinac | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Could I place my hands around your neck?”
    “No! I read the sign! I know what you’re after!”

  6. Zirian | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how do i know which one of these is the strangler?

  7. S.K | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I won’t cheat you. Promise. I’ll strangle you for sure”

  8. P.K. | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aw, but that strangler is cute and has a PHD :(

  9. tdog | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The invitation:
    Hey! Care for a strangle?

  10. the mighty lub | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your not the boss of me!

  11. Belbe | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But stabbers invitations are safe.

  12. jesus | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m telling you, I give great massages…

  13. Felix | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strangler: “may i place this object around your neck?”

    Victim: “what is it?”

    Strangler: “oh, it’s just something that i made, it’s a scarf! i am a fashion designer”

    Victim: “why is it so thin? ….. oh, wait a minute!! …..” x_x

  14. TJ | 5:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But that couch looks so comfy! And he’s begging!

  15. Miza | 10:08 pm |

    Hey hey hey. I paid for asphyxiation, and all you’re doing is whipping me…

  16. Lindsey | 4:34 pm |

    Well that’s a weight off my shoulders! . . .and my neck.

  17. KT | 6:52 pm |

    IT’S THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER

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