Special Invitation

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   coffeebot | 7:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   my mom always said “don’t talk to stranglers”

2. 

   nick | 5:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Take no notice of the sign we were only Choking

3. 

   Phillip IV | 2:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   When I told the hotel manager he should do something about that serial killer hiding in the lobby, I actually hoped for something a bit more proactive…

4. 

   chris | 9:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   do they choke chickens?

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   audinac | 9:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Could I place my hands around your neck?”
   “No! I read the sign! I know what you’re after!”

6. 

   Zirian | 12:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   how do i know which one of these is the strangler?

7. 

   S.K | 8:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “I won’t cheat you. Promise. I’ll strangle you for sure”

8. 

   P.K. | 12:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Aw, but that strangler is cute and has a PHD

9. 

   tdog | 10:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The invitation:
   Hey! Care for a strangle?

10. 

    the mighty lub | 4:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Your not the boss of me!

11. 

    Belbe | 10:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But stabbers invitations are safe.

12. 

    jesus | 9:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m telling you, I give great massages…

13. 

    Felix | 1:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Strangler: “may i place this object around your neck?”

    Victim: “what is it?”

    Strangler: “oh, it’s just something that i made, it’s a scarf! i am a fashion designer”

    Victim: “why is it so thin? ….. oh, wait a minute!! …..” x_x

14. 

    TJ | 5:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    But that couch looks so comfy! And he’s begging!

15. 

    Miza | 10:08 pm |

    Hey hey hey. I paid for asphyxiation, and all you’re doing is whipping me…

16. 

    Lindsey | 4:34 pm |

    Well that’s a weight off my shoulders! . . .and my neck.

17. 

    KT | 6:52 pm |

    IT’S THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER

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