The National Treasure speaks…

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   nick | 6:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Fine, I’ll dig up the national treasure quietly

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   R M | 10:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   I’m the national treasure and I am approve message.

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   Lollerskate | 1:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Well, I’m the foreign human and I hate treasures!

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   CarbonatedCube | 5:22 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Nicholas Cage always was a little off-center.

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   michael | 8:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Why can’t people respect me as the ‘gift’ that I am?

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   Andrew | 9:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   This is extra good because it is a direct translation. “Wo shi guo quan:” I am the national treasure. “Wo pa chao:” I dislike noise.

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   Jook Man | 5:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   You should see its ears.

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   I R Speak Engrish | 2:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   im very disappointed… i didnt know the national treasure was a sign…

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   ipsis | 7:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   YOU! You is making loud loud! Shut upwards!

10. 

    sYm | 12:10 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Someone’s gonna get sued for breaching copyright ^^,

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    bule | 11:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    well, i’m greenpeace. we never use axe thought.

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    Juananz | 1:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No wonder he’s in crisis right now…

13. 

    Jamie Brannon | 10:48 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    “We cant stage the Marching Bands here! The National Treasure hates noise!”

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    Micha | 3:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m noise, and I hate the National Treasure

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    Artillery | 8:20 pm |

    Andrew:

    So then wait a minute, what the hell is the sign for? Someone in China is narcissistic.

16. 

    Mandee | 9:39 am |

    For that matter, these pesky humans are really starting annoy me…

17. 

    Nica | 11:38 pm |

    It’s a love-hate relationship.

18. 

    Corwyn | 5:16 pm |

    someone the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

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    Corwyn | 5:17 pm |

    someone told the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

    (i speak engrish.)

20. 

    L011ip0p | 4:16 am |

    Btw, the chinese version has the same meaning as the english one.

21. 

    cs | 4:49 pm |

    I’m the national treasure and I eat tourists!

22. 

    ZER(o) | 3:46 am |

    Screw the Great Wall, I’m here to see the oak sign.

23. 

    ali | 11:26 am |

    Oh, I am the State Bank. Nice to meet you.

24. 

    Neals | 8:37 am |

    I see they left the period off the end to leave their options open to add anything else they might be hating a little later on.

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    igiboydeguzman | 8:52 pm |

    Maybe they wanted to say that we shouldn’t be unruly– just like the “No Hullaballoo” sign.

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    LaughingCoy | 7:06 am |

    I think this signs ego is a little bloated.

27. 

    bridget | 8:30 pm |

    What’s the big deal? I have been saying this to people for years!

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    anonymous | 6:28 pm |

    Seems that this is not Chinglish, but in fact anthropomorphism is applied (in a funny way) in Chinese, and directly translated to English. Such funny notices is quite common in mainland China.

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    b person | 11:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You know what else I hate? TOURISTS!

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