The National Treasure speaks…

posted on 21 Mar 2007 in Chinglish

And I’m beginning to not like cameras, either…

Photo courtesy of Nathan Baker.
Found in China.

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  1. nick | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine, I’ll dig up the national treasure quietly

  2. R M | 10:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m the national treasure and I am approve message.

  3. Lollerskate | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I’m the foreign human and I hate treasures!

  4. CarbonatedCube | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nicholas Cage always was a little off-center.

  5. michael | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Why can’t people respect me as the ‘gift’ that I am?

  6. Andrew | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is extra good because it is a direct translation. “Wo shi guo quan:” I am the national treasure. “Wo pa chao:” I dislike noise.

  7. Jook Man | 5:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see its ears.

  8. I R Speak Engrish | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    im very disappointed… i didnt know the national treasure was a sign…

  9. ipsis | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    YOU! You is making loud loud! Shut upwards!

  10. sYm | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s gonna get sued for breaching copyright ^^,

  11. bule | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well, i’m greenpeace. we never use axe thought.

  12. Juananz | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder he’s in crisis right now…

  13. Jamie Brannon | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We cant stage the Marching Bands here! The National Treasure hates noise!”

  14. Micha | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m noise, and I hate the National Treasure

  15. Artillery | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Andrew:

    So then wait a minute, what the hell is the sign for? Someone in China is narcissistic.

  16. Mandee | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For that matter, these pesky humans are really starting annoy me…

  17. Nica | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a love-hate relationship.

  18. Corwyn | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    someone the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

  19. Corwyn | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    someone told the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

    (i speak engrish.)

  20. L011ip0p | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Btw, the chinese version has the same meaning as the english one.

  21. cs | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m the national treasure and I eat tourists!

  22. ZER(o) | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Screw the Great Wall, I’m here to see the oak sign.

  23. ali | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I am the State Bank. Nice to meet you.

  24. Neals | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see they left the period off the end to leave their options open to add anything else they might be hating a little later on.

  25. igiboydeguzman | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they wanted to say that we shouldn’t be unruly– just like the “No Hullaballoo” sign.

  26. LaughingCoy | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this signs ego is a little bloated.

  27. bridget | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the big deal? I have been saying this to people for years!

  28. anonymous | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems that this is not Chinglish, but in fact anthropomorphism is applied (in a funny way) in Chinese, and directly translated to English. Such funny notices is quite common in mainland China.

  29. b person | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what else I hate? TOURISTS!

  30. Jeff | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, and I’m a jackhammer AND I DON’T GIVE A SH*T!!!!

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