The rides were too bumpy…

posted on 17 May 2007 in Chinglish

He asked me to be a character witness…

 

 

Photo courtesy of James Young.

Sign found in China. 

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  1. nick | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Job Vacancy: Crash Test Dummy
    Want a raise,fully insured, willing to sign anything
    This job is YOU! Must be prepared to relocate south “quickly” if required.

  2. Monica Hamburg | 11:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And then he said, I need to go down…

  3. cheftoni1990 | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We can’t afford the gold version, we could only afford the 30-day trial.

  4. deviant_angel | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the charge is reckless imprudence resulting to nausea…do you plead guilty or not guilty?

  5. Stupid Geek | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be one tall court…

  6. LaughingCoy | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Charged with breaking the laws of gravity.

  7. Shick | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judge: Any last words, defendant?
    Elevator: ♫ *plays The Girl from Ipanema*

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mr. Elevator, would you please explain your desire to go left and right instead up and down?

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