You’ll block traffic

posted on 26 Jun 2007 in Chinglish

Those committing suicide will be severely punished…

Photo courtesy of “KK @_@”.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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  1. coffeebot | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 66  Subtract rating 3  

    would be funny if it wasn’t at a nursing home

  2. HeyThereItsEric | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Step three feet to the left and stand still.

  3. Mothra | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 7  

    You see, that’s where the dog’s food bowl is…..

  4. Kelly | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 4  

    the paint they used is actually blood

  5. Emu | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 71  Subtract rating 0  

    What’re you gonna do about it, kill me?

  6. nick | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 1  

    You are in grave danger if you do

  7. Amy H. | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    But dying left may be excused with just a small fine.

  8. sycareus | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    if you get shot, please crawl away

  9. Panthera | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    God will know..!

  10. anonymous | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 1  

    Not really Chinglish, because the Chinese character means “Dying right here is strictly prohibited” too. Nonetheless it is really strange to have such notice.

    I would suspect too many people commited suicide there.Is it the roof of a tall building that too many people jumped down from there?

  11. HI | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    ATTENTION: if you plan to die- please do so in our NO DYING ZONE

  12. Vikki | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I die over there if I can’t die right here? Or here… or here… Oh I’ll just go over to the next carpark if I can’t die here…

  13. craplo | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if you insist…

  14. Jane | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ok…i’ll die one meter to the right then…

  15. Danika | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Where would you like us to die?

  16. Spenny | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine, I’ll just go over there then!

  17. SaintE | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So this where the grim reaper cant go! Finally! Ifound it!!!

  18. Grady | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Me go bye bye

  19. Anonymous | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    “You there! You can’t die there. Didn’t you read the sign? Go die
    somewhere else!”

  20. blue | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    If you feel dead, please remove yourself from our death-defying vicinity.

  21. SNOOKIE | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    violators will be subject to -uhhhh ?

  22. adr | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    …but suffering terribly is allowed, if only at your own risk.

  23. dropkickmurphy | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    so if the mafia chases you just stand there, its like safe zones in tag.

  24. mmmmwwwwwwwww | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Well, its not actually engrish/chinglish because they actually meant to say that (I know chinese). But its still funny as hell!

    Those who die right here will be shot on sight.

  25. Ian Leo | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    City Ordinance No. 912. Fine of not less than $20 but not more than $500. Imprisonment of not less than 1 day but not more than 2 years. Please be a law abiding citizen.

  26. Wes | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dying here is strictly prohibited, deceased will be shot, survivorswil be shot again.

  27. Mimi | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    die here and we kill you

  28. MidgetSoW | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be resuscitated.

  29. Lauren | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

  30. pech | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What? No dying here?!? You won’t let me die here? What do you want me to do? Live? Fine then! I’ll live, but I’m holding you responsible! This is all your fault!

  31. Max | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I allowed to agonize?

  32. Max | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    am I allowed to agonize there at least? =S

  33. I R Speak Engrish | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    but… but… I WANNA!!!!! *cries*

  34. alvaro-1 | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Amnesty clause:
    for those who change mind later, forgiving available only if is go dies elsewhere.

  35. SergeantJack | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be revived, moved, and killed again.

  36. Sophia | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This reminds me of a sign I saw in the Caribean:
    “Do not urinate here please”
    With an arrow pointing down!

  37. Tdog | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    blocking a fire exit is punishable by a $10,000 fine and 30 days in prison.

  38. Comer | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Body will be towed at owners expense.

    :o)

  39. Anonymous | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you plan to die, please do so in the presence of a certified dying professional. Unaccompanied death is strictly prohibited. Dying within the death-free zone will result in prosecution and is punishable by death.

  40. limo | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Pssh, over my dead body!

  41. Jacob | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well communism has a great frickin sense of humor!

  42. Men of USA are super best fun! | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    …This is blind place of God! Spirit of your will not peace and find restful!

  43. Men of USA are super best fun! | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Find your new place and go to dying there. Here is place of life.

  44. Tango | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange enough, that’s exactly what it says in chinese. Nothing lost in translation…

  45. slow leopard | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    it’s obviously done by graffiti artists. you can see the spray paint and the lines crossing some of the letters, letters were cut out of a board.
    can’t believe many people here take it for real, it works well i guess.

  46. slow leopard | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    by the way, Taiwan is not a place for communism.

  47. munchy365 | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Punishment includes fines of up to $1,000,000 and even death.

  48. annie | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Failure to meet this standard could result in a possible death penalty.

  49. Belbe | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The free death zone is two blocks that way.

  50. Justin | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The penalty is death.

  51. Seddah | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Topper’s House, Beijing. Mind the railing when you jump.

  52. yaka mashineh | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know how a ferret in a round cage must feel…

  53. I SPEAKED MOST CORRECTTALLY | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WELCOME TO FLORIDA

  54. Jroc | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Dieing and Dying are two different things.

  55. kb | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    right over there will be okay.

  56. sweet cherry | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what will u do to me if I die here? kill me again?

  57. forrest | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    STOP LIVING MY LIFE!!!

  58. Jacob | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Death is prohibited, but what about DANCING!! DO THE HUSSLE!!!!!

  59. TJ | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Except on Sundays and holidays.

  60. Steph | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So if you never leave there, will you live forever?

  61. XReader | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Strictly speaking. The translation is correct. The sign itself just doesn’t make sense in either language!!

  62. A the person is... | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just walk a few blocks down and there is an area where living is prohibited.

  63. Mr. B | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ‘Death and Dismemberment Area’ is now located next to the food court.

  64. Taria | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A recent scientific research study suggests that English-speaking tourists in China are at a 90% higher suicide risk than others…

    Well at least they got something right.

  65. Christine | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you will be subject to death penalty….

  66. Fietsbelle | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Death penalty for those who break this law!

  67. ZeroCentury | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    die somewhere else

  68. DeanAckles | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looked like the coolest place to drop dead too…

  69. Ghost08 | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah go die over there

  70. BSting | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    heck, why bother giving the suicidals counseling, just put of few more of these signs around town and their all set

  71. Miles24 | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is prohibited to die here, but you are allowed to die nearby the Grinch’s house.

  72. tristram | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s art, guys. Graffiti. Actually pretty clever. More about it here (including an update on the sign’s fate):

    http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=229

  73. Wickywab | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you die here your coffin will only be lowered five feet!

  74. MaxindorPepper | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Disobey and suffer the consequences…

  75. Rob | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is dying there even legal???
    ………….maybe some joke for the foreigners to laugh about their “good” engrish

  76. Stephan | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take a few steps back and collapse.

  77. John Bartle | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Curses, foiled again!

  78. Fede | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t kill me here, it’s even more illegal

  79. Matt Stinnett | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Sniff* I have no reason to live. T-T I’m gunna end it all now. *Sniff* This seems look like a good place. *Sees Sign* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. Andrew | 10:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best Food Great For Eat Now!

  81. Jess | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny cuz it actually says that in Chinese. xD

  82. nnaattaalliiee | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go over there to die please. Thank you.

  83. katrina | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dying in front of road will earn you ticket
    will be given after funeral.

  84. Chris | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are zombies allowed in this zone?

  85. JnyNguyen | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    apparently people aren’t allowed to jump off the building and land there.

  86. Alex Sortor | 5:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be sentences to the Life Sentence, 50 years

  87. Power | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will be hanged to death…

  88. Theo cupent | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The penalty for dying here: death

  89. Neals | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn! NOW ya tell me, I read this after…………….

  90. Ichigo-chan | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess this isn’t a Death Race pit stop…

  91. Jim | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me sir, could you tell me where the dying area is? I can’t seem to find it.

  92. thiefjoker | 9:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better die on the other side of that wall

  93. yoyo | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you disobey you could get life!

  94. drumming_panda | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    punishable by death!

  95. Wenholz | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    penalty by death

  96. me | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will receive the death sentence

  97. Alissa | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what does this look like! a graveyard????

  98. sdfg | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it actually means the same thing in chinese.

  99. Hestansy | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lol this is weird. It says exactly the same thing in Chinese. It has nothing to do with bad english.

  100. chieromancer | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those already dead allowed.

  101. Long Tom | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ha! Ha! You can’t execute me because I’m standing right here!

  102. Fatty | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Think of the children!

  103. iM CRAZY!! | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    TO BAD…CLICK CLICK BOOM!!!!!!

  104. LoneWolf-Feeling Random | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cop: Sorry sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to revive yourself and I’ll see you in court
    Dead Guy: Oh for Christ’s sake, kill me now
    Cop: Not here and now you don’t or it’s a Death Long sentence for you pal

  105. FatKenney | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The red zone is for nonfatal injuries only.

  106. Kim | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    eh…dying over there? Not so much bad.

  107. - | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dying wil bee punished by the deth penalty.

  108. coffeebot | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the cadaver in the basket…

  109. Alexz | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually the chinese also says so….

  110. alez | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    maybe they have connections up there…you know where… and then they can fix an extra punishment… you know more heat and whipping

  111. Jezz | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    POOR M.P.H(Mad People Hospital) people

  112. Sequoia | 9:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay! I’m dead! Come kill me again now!

  113. beth | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    maybe they mean PAINTING?

  114. blueyyy | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what you gonna do? arrest me?

  115. John | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Delay sudden impulse to die. Wait to better timing. Think of the love one!

  116. NOCOMMENT | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The Bad Guys Are After Us!!! Quick, TO THE NO DYING ZONE!!!”

  117. Kiwi | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re gonna die, go right over there.

  118. Dermot | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks to this, I will no longer be getting any 2nd hand death from others.

  119. Brett | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, that just killed my buzz. Would be much funnier if it wasn’t a correct translation… I’m guessing this is the work of anti-government grafiti artists. After seeing photos and videos of public executions in China, I can’t blame them.

  120. racist park | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Believe it or not, it means the same in Chinese.

  121. Alex | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Dying over there is just fine.

  122. Nate | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i bet some punk kids gunna come along and die there on purpose just to screw with you

  123. Explorer09 | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t die right here, but I can die somewhere else. There are many places in Taipei to die. (e.g. the MRT)

    我不能”就地”死亡,但我還可以在其他地方死。在台北有很多可以死的地方。 (例如,捷運)

  124. loserbeep | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no, I just died there. Now what are you gonna do? Give me a ticket?

  125. KnthC | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But anywhere else is fine!

  126. Kwan | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Strangest thing? It actually translates the Chinese words very accurately.

  127. liam1224 | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Please die somewhere else…

  128. C | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like it is written in blood! lol :o)

  129. Jospeh Cubito | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I cling on to listening to the news bulletin talk about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the top site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i find some?

  130. takatomon | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s like the ambulance chaser commercials say…

    “if YOU or anyone you know has suffered DEATH or injury, you may be entitled to compensation…”

  131. takatomon | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i’m not quite dead yet
    ———————————————————————————————
    that mean taking a nape here is out of the question?
    ———————————————————————————————
    i’d die over there, but the view’s so much nicer here
    ———————————————————————————————
    but if someone’s already dead, it’s cool? right?
    ———————————————————————————————
    please use convenient suicide cubicle at place of dog food factory
    ———————————————————————————————
    1st rule of real estate? location! location! location!

  132. Artemis | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In China they have more ways and places to die!

    “In soviet Russia, death prohibits you!”

  133. honeypie | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It was done by a young graffiti artist in Taipei, in quasi-Banksy style, definitely not a “real” warning sign.

  134. Reuben | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    you are not allowed to die here dead people will be fined.

  135. raven | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is actually not a Chinglish! It’s a Chiniese funny sign. similar to “touching wire causes instant death and 200 dollar fine”.
    This sign says that if you commit suicide, your family will be fined.

  136. Long Tom | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    In other words, criminals cannot be executed at this spot.

  137. amanda | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please die elsewhere, fank you

  138. JohnZ | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Die here and you are dead!

  139. Gerson | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Violation punishable by death!

  140. iLock | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bad comediens stay away!

  141. Henry A | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Severe penalties apply for unlawful dying on this spot! XD

  142. snackycakez | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They probably just stone you to life.

  143. GodJesus | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Dying is forbidden. The punishment: execution.

    If you die in this spot, we’ll kill you!

  144. Davey8 | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I at least pass out from blood loss?

  145. BradLin | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s not Egrish precisely. The English translation means exactly the same thing.

  146. zortharg | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Dying right here is strictly prohibited.

    This way to the dalek. ->

  147. Edvyle | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So if u die right there, you get death penalty for that?

  148. QuantumDeconstructor | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, so im guessing if you die here you will be thrown in prison or something, maybe even an asylum

  149. QuantumDeconstructor | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m guessing that maybe you’ll be sent to death row or an asylum if you violate this rule…

  150. KirbyMario12345 | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dying is prohibited? Must be the Houses of Parliament! (apparently, you can go to prison for dying there)

  151. James | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is actually what is written in Chinese there. Maybe some streetart?

  152. Lei Wentao | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Strangely enough, the chinese message is EXACTLY what is written in english! It literally means ‘forbidden to die right here’

  153. Dominique | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh no what are they going to do, send me to prison?

  154. Qwertyperson | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I do die here, do I pay the fine with ghost cash, or ghost credit?

  155. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course, if you want to live here …

  156. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Are you dying, Sir?
    – N … No, Officer. I swear I’m already dead!

  157. anonymous | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Penalty is resurrection and 5 dollar fine.

  158. Gilles | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The second Chinese letter looks like a man’s face who’s dead!

  159. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Roll over Sir, please!

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