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posted on 26 Jun 2007 in Chinglish

Those committing suicide will be severely punished…

Photo courtesy of “KK @_@”.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

159 captions

  1. Long Tom | 7:05 pm |

    Ha! Ha! You can’t execute me because I’m standing right here!

  2. Fatty | 9:29 am |

    Think of the children!

  3. iM CRAZY!! | 10:24 pm |

    TO BAD…CLICK CLICK BOOM!!!!!!

  4. LoneWolf-Feeling Random | 9:04 am |

    Cop: Sorry sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to revive yourself and I’ll see you in court
    Dead Guy: Oh for Christ’s sake, kill me now
    Cop: Not here and now you don’t or it’s a Death Long sentence for you pal

  5. FatKenney | 4:50 pm |

    The red zone is for nonfatal injuries only.

  6. Kim | 6:37 am |

    eh…dying over there? Not so much bad.

  7. - | 8:39 am |

    dying wil bee punished by the deth penalty.

  8. coffeebot | 1:48 pm |

    It puts the cadaver in the basket…

  9. Alexz | 11:17 am |

    Actually the chinese also says so….

  10. alez | 4:56 am |

    maybe they have connections up there…you know where… and then they can fix an extra punishment… you know more heat and whipping

  11. Jezz | 8:27 pm |

    POOR M.P.H(Mad People Hospital) people

  12. Sequoia | 9:39 pm |

    Okay! I’m dead! Come kill me again now!

  13. beth | 6:33 pm |

    maybe they mean PAINTING?

  14. blueyyy | 9:31 pm |

    what you gonna do? arrest me?

  15. John | 8:40 pm |

    Delay sudden impulse to die. Wait to better timing. Think of the love one!

  16. NOCOMMENT | 6:00 am |

    “The Bad Guys Are After Us!!! Quick, TO THE NO DYING ZONE!!!”

  17. Kiwi | 1:59 am |

    If you’re gonna die, go right over there.

  18. Dermot | 10:12 am |

    Thanks to this, I will no longer be getting any 2nd hand death from others.

  19. Brett | 9:43 am |

    Ah, that just killed my buzz. Would be much funnier if it wasn’t a correct translation… I’m guessing this is the work of anti-government grafiti artists. After seeing photos and videos of public executions in China, I can’t blame them.

  20. racist park | 1:44 am |

    Believe it or not, it means the same in Chinese.

  21. Alex | 2:41 pm |

    Dying over there is just fine.

  22. Nate | 4:07 pm |

    i bet some punk kids gunna come along and die there on purpose just to screw with you

  23. Explorer09 | 8:41 am |

    I can’t die right here, but I can die somewhere else. There are many places in Taipei to die. (e.g. the MRT)

    我不能”就地”死亡,但我還可以在其他地方死。在台北有很多可以死的地方。 (例如,捷運)

  24. loserbeep | 2:26 am |

    Oh no, I just died there. Now what are you gonna do? Give me a ticket?

  25. KnthC | 9:04 am |

    But anywhere else is fine!

  26. Kwan | 5:09 am |

    Strangest thing? It actually translates the Chinese words very accurately.

  27. liam1224 | 1:56 pm |

    Please die somewhere else…

  28. C | 11:28 pm |

    It looks like it is written in blood! lol :o)

  29. Jospeh Cubito | 2:54 pm |

    I cling on to listening to the news bulletin talk about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the top site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i find some?

  30. takatomon | 11:16 am |

    it’s like the ambulance chaser commercials say…

    “if YOU or anyone you know has suffered DEATH or injury, you may be entitled to compensation…”

  31. takatomon | 12:05 pm |

    i’m not quite dead yet
    ———————————————————————————————
    that mean taking a nape here is out of the question?
    ———————————————————————————————
    i’d die over there, but the view’s so much nicer here
    ———————————————————————————————
    but if someone’s already dead, it’s cool? right?
    ———————————————————————————————
    please use convenient suicide cubicle at place of dog food factory
    ———————————————————————————————
    1st rule of real estate? location! location! location!

  32. Artemis | 11:02 pm |

    In China they have more ways and places to die!

    “In soviet Russia, death prohibits you!”

  33. honeypie | 8:01 pm |

    It was done by a young graffiti artist in Taipei, in quasi-Banksy style, definitely not a “real” warning sign.

  34. Reuben | 6:29 am |

    you are not allowed to die here dead people will be fined.

  35. raven | 1:59 pm |

    This is actually not a Chinglish! It’s a Chiniese funny sign. similar to “touching wire causes instant death and 200 dollar fine”.
    This sign says that if you commit suicide, your family will be fined.

  36. Long Tom | 4:42 pm |

    In other words, criminals cannot be executed at this spot.

  37. amanda | 10:56 am |

    Please die elsewhere, fank you

  38. JohnZ | 1:57 pm |

    Die here and you are dead!

  39. Gerson | 1:46 am |

    Violation punishable by death!

  40. iLock | 10:13 pm |

    Bad comediens stay away!

  41. Henry A | 8:16 am |

    Severe penalties apply for unlawful dying on this spot! XD

  42. snackycakez | 7:35 pm |

    They probably just stone you to life.

  43. GodJesus | 8:20 am |

    Dying is forbidden. The punishment: execution.

    If you die in this spot, we’ll kill you!

  44. Davey8 | 7:03 pm |

    Can I at least pass out from blood loss?

  45. BradLin | 7:40 am |

    It’s not Egrish precisely. The English translation means exactly the same thing.

  46. zortharg | 9:34 pm |

    Dying right here is strictly prohibited.

    This way to the dalek. ->

  47. Edvyle | 5:35 pm |

    So if u die right there, you get death penalty for that?

  48. QuantumDeconstructor | 5:18 am |

    Okay, so im guessing if you die here you will be thrown in prison or something, maybe even an asylum

  49. I’m guessing that maybe you’ll be sent to death row or an asylum if you violate this rule…

  50. KirbyMario12345 | 3:28 am |

    Dying is prohibited? Must be the Houses of Parliament! (apparently, you can go to prison for dying there)

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