I wouldn’t dare…

posted on 19 Aug 2007 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of “Loudmind”.
Found in Chengdu, China.

85 captions

  1. Kiwa | 5:42 am |

    What’s sad is that I don’t think this is exactly engrish outside of the bad grammar…

  2. DP Interworld | 9:55 pm |

    But do feed it with your enemy’s private.

  3. boom | 9:41 am |

    damn, now what do I do ? heaven knows there is no other way to lure a fish in china. chinese fishes have strange tastes. hmmm.

  4. Kelot | 10:24 pm |

    Short of ‘no peeing on the pond’

  5. Omar | 12:28 pm |

    Isn’t that what we call BLOW fish?

  6. Chang Li | 11:22 am |

    Please to refraining from urinate on the aquatic life.
    Much Thanks be to you.

  7. Carly | 3:37 pm |

    It’s giving the fish herpes!

  8. bigwigglystyle | 4:04 am |

    “hey mom look!”
    “MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
    “I’m just–AAAIIIIEHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!”

  9. The Head Baka | 11:34 am |

    once Taste is made for Private, Fish want many Private more.
    Private also expensive, please to not feeding Fish of Private.

  10. joy | 6:33 pm |

    didnt u know already?

  11. amenity | 5:46 am |

    Private Johnson, what on Earth do you think your doing?!

  12. katie | 5:53 pm |

    being a girl, that would be challenging

  13. Gingy | 1:02 am |

    No Lorena! Don’t throw it in there!!!

  14. garudamon11 | 3:14 pm |

    only with your conscripts

  15. neenz | 11:39 pm |

    1. Oral Sex is Strictly Prohibited in Fish Culture.

    2. The Fish Brothel is Two Ponds Over.

    3. They Bite.

  16. bridget | 6:10 pm |

    Keep your rod and bobbers to yourself!

  17. Dave | 9:28 pm |

    No problem Buddy!

  18. waej | 11:50 am |

    the piranhas aren’t here. yet.

  19. yoyo | 12:44 pm |

    You could get crabs.

  20. lolDori | 1:35 pm |

    DAMN!

  21. Lollerskate | 4:14 am |

    A toe or two will do.

  22. jmnex | 12:19 am |

    the fish say their MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

  23. Jwaz | 5:10 pm |

    Has this been an issue?

  24. iM CRAZY!! | 9:10 pm |

    that not wrong….ok…it is….oh will im still doing it :0

  25. don | 9:06 am |

    oh look at the splash. someone just dipped his private in it..

  26. Jane | 3:05 am |

    Well, can I feed them with my Sergeant, then?

  27. cheese sock | 10:51 pm |

    put your pole away

  28. Najmi | 12:25 am |

    it will spoil the fish’s diet

  29. lawlzorz | 2:52 am |

    so should i give them the coconuts or the nice long banana

  30. Anthony | 2:45 pm |

    Cast it more than once and your playing with it.

  31. Long Tom | 3:42 pm |

    Sorry, Sergeant Snorkel, you’ll have to dump Beetle Bailey in some other pool.

  32. JKT84 | 9:49 am |

    I’m looking at you Troy McClure…

  33. Gerson | 2:30 am |

    I always do the opposite of what people tell me…

    This, is the exception…

  34. Laura | 10:14 am |

    This problem is so rampant it needs a sigh?

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |

    Only pubic stuff, then …

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