I wouldn’t dare…
posted on 19 Aug 2007 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of “Loudmind”.
Found in Chengdu, China.
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Incase of Piranhas…
Was there a lot of this happening?
No fishing with the soldiers they do everything better. You guys are just filthy.
Theres always someone trying to spoil your fun.
” but daad, i got a long private…”
Feed only with your Public.
Say, how do you attach a fish hook to this one?
use your crotch instead.
i guess i tied this line and hook to my penis for no reason…
“But I got a perfectly good weener here!”
…So then that’s not a worm I see floating there?
but mine has a hook shape!
Mine has a harpoon launcher!
Mine includes a fishnet!
When you think about it, it makes total sense.
Feed them something with some real meat on it instead
UCK! GROSS!!!
Once a fish gets the taste for human private…
So this is how your hard-core commi thinks!
I’ll try, but no promises
We really wouldn’t want to intimidate the fish with our giant winkies now would we?
what in the hell else will I use???
You never know what some zoophilic creep might try.
I wonder if someone actually tried it before…hmmm
What experience made them put up this sign??
The Chinese means “do not feed the fish with your own food”
Funny… there’s a rod but no reel.
Good thing I wasn’t thinking about doing it…
Feed them with less important body parts in stead.
DAMN! this place WAS alot of fun!
ther are all just a bunch of fun suckers, arn’t they?
They’d only put a warning if someone has already done it. OW!! X(
Wow! The guy who pulled that one off must have been endowed AND coordinated!
Only with your Sergants.
I bet Steve-O would.
Oh… well. I wonder if the bear exhibit is still open?
Great! Next they’ll be telling me not to feed the geese with my butt cheeks! >:(
They were nice until the waters started to get dirty…
LOL - with your private
He is sleeping with the fishes.
But I ran out of the dildo lures…
Hey, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
OUCH. Too late.
Brings a whole new meaning to “Lets take a dip”.
We have been reporting mermaid infestations so please do what the sign says.
They’re just trying to keep Luca Brasi away. (He sleeps with the fishes.)
fish: mmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage!!!
Seems maybe this was the real end of Private Ryan.
What if I have more than one?
but WHY?! ive ALWAYS fed the fishies with my private!!!
What’s sad is that I don’t think this is exactly engrish outside of the bad grammar…
But do feed it with your enemy’s private.
damn, now what do I do ? heaven knows there is no other way to lure a fish in china. chinese fishes have strange tastes. hmmm.
Short of ‘no peeing on the pond’
Isn’t that what we call BLOW fish?
Please to refraining from urinate on the aquatic life.
Much Thanks be to you.
It’s giving the fish herpes!
“hey mom look!”
“MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
“I’m just–AAAIIIIEHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!”
once Taste is made for Private, Fish want many Private more.
Private also expensive, please to not feeding Fish of Private.
didnt u know already?
Private Johnson, what on Earth do you think your doing?!
being a girl, that would be challenging
No Lorena! Don’t throw it in there!!!
only with your conscripts
1. Oral Sex is Strictly Prohibited in Fish Culture.
2. The Fish Brothel is Two Ponds Over.
3. They Bite.
Keep your rod and bobbers to yourself!
No problem Buddy!
the piranhas aren’t here. yet.
You could get crabs.