I wouldn’t dare…

posted on 19 Aug 2007 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of “Loudmind”.
Found in Chengdu, China.

85 captions

  1. Emu | 5:21 am |

    Incase of Piranhas…

  2. Rhys | 9:01 am |

    Was there a lot of this happening?

  3. Ghost08 | 2:28 pm |

    No fishing with the soldiers they do everything better. You guys are just filthy.

  4. steve | 4:24 am |

    Theres always someone trying to spoil your fun.

  5. fendo | 1:06 am |

    ” but daad, i got a long private…”

  6. James | 5:15 pm |

    Feed only with your Public.

  7. Mike | 1:01 am |

    Say, how do you attach a fish hook to this one?

  8. Emery Ward | 1:02 pm |

    use your crotch instead.

  9. chris | 8:23 pm |

    i guess i tied this line and hook to my penis for no reason…

  10. SaintE | 3:39 am |

    “But I got a perfectly good weener here!”

  11. Rayquaza | 7:55 pm |

    …So then that’s not a worm I see floating there?

  12. dropkickmurphy | 2:37 pm |

    but mine has a hook shape!

  13. Capt. Ahab | 6:08 am |

    Mine has a harpoon launcher!

  14. Lollerskate | 6:51 pm |

    Mine includes a fishnet!

  15. Jook Man | 4:15 pm |

    When you think about it, it makes total sense.

  16. Jamie | 1:08 am |

    Feed them something with some real meat on it instead

  17. Ethan | 11:48 am |

    UCK! GROSS!!!

  18. Charles W. Stanton | 1:23 pm |

    Once a fish gets the taste for human private…

  19. Walter | 3:30 am |

    So this is how your hard-core commi thinks!

  20. Brian | 2:53 pm |

    I’ll try, but no promises

  21. sherri | 8:38 pm |

    We really wouldn’t want to intimidate the fish with our giant winkies now would we?

  22. Brice Dudley | 12:19 pm |

    what in the hell else will I use???

  23. Anonymous | 10:54 am |

    You never know what some zoophilic creep might try.

  24. FLO | 4:39 am |

    I wonder if someone actually tried it before…hmmm

  25. Chrisb | 5:19 pm |

    What experience made them put up this sign??

  26. blahblahbla | 4:35 am |

    The Chinese means “do not feed the fish with your own food”

  27. coffeebot | 9:36 pm |

    Funny… there’s a rod but no reel.

  28. Mikani | 10:32 pm |

    Good thing I wasn’t thinking about doing it…

  29. Belbe | 10:40 am |

    Feed them with less important body parts in stead.

  30. Brando | 3:41 pm |

    DAMN! this place WAS alot of fun!

  31. Craig | 12:39 pm |

    ther are all just a bunch of fun suckers, arn’t they?

  32. Jacob | 9:20 pm |

    They’d only put a warning if someone has already done it. OW!! X(

  33. Justice | 1:38 am |

    Wow! The guy who pulled that one off must have been endowed AND coordinated!

  34. Anony1200 | 11:41 pm |

    Only with your Sergants.

  35. TJ | 8:09 pm |

    I bet Steve-O would.

  36. Purplehound | 1:31 pm |

    Oh… well. I wonder if the bear exhibit is still open?

  37. Purplehound | 1:33 pm |

    Great! Next they’ll be telling me not to feed the geese with my butt cheeks! >:(

  38. Lollerskate | 3:33 am |

    They were nice until the waters started to get dirty…

  39. CHINO | 6:34 pm |

    LOL – with your private

  40. Rimmer | 8:46 pm |

    He is sleeping with the fishes.

  41. Zach | 1:00 pm |

    But I ran out of the dildo lures…

  42. Miza | 9:33 pm |

    Hey, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

  43. me no speak engrish | 11:18 pm |

    OUCH. Too late.

  44. The MadMonk | 4:03 am |

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Lets take a dip”.

  45. A person | 6:59 pm |

    We have been reporting mermaid infestations so please do what the sign says.

  46. Billy Pilgrim | 10:46 pm |

    They’re just trying to keep Luca Brasi away. (He sleeps with the fishes.)

  47. BSting | 4:11 am |

    fish: mmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage!!!

  48. Loco | 10:23 pm |

    Seems maybe this was the real end of Private Ryan.

  49. Lollerskate | 8:27 pm |

    What if I have more than one?

  50. Schlub | 8:06 pm |

    but WHY?! ive ALWAYS fed the fishies with my private!!!

  51. Kiwa | 5:42 am |

    What’s sad is that I don’t think this is exactly engrish outside of the bad grammar…

  52. DP Interworld | 9:55 pm |

    But do feed it with your enemy’s private.

  53. boom | 9:41 am |

    damn, now what do I do ? heaven knows there is no other way to lure a fish in china. chinese fishes have strange tastes. hmmm.

  54. Kelot | 10:24 pm |

    Short of ‘no peeing on the pond’

  55. Omar | 12:28 pm |

    Isn’t that what we call BLOW fish?

  56. Chang Li | 11:22 am |

    Please to refraining from urinate on the aquatic life.
    Much Thanks be to you.

  57. Carly | 3:37 pm |

    It’s giving the fish herpes!

  58. bigwigglystyle | 4:04 am |

    “hey mom look!”
    “MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
    “I’m just–AAAIIIIEHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!”

  59. The Head Baka | 11:34 am |

    once Taste is made for Private, Fish want many Private more.
    Private also expensive, please to not feeding Fish of Private.

  60. joy | 6:33 pm |

    didnt u know already?

  61. amenity | 5:46 am |

    Private Johnson, what on Earth do you think your doing?!

  62. katie | 5:53 pm |

    being a girl, that would be challenging

  63. Gingy | 1:02 am |

    No Lorena! Don’t throw it in there!!!

  64. garudamon11 | 3:14 pm |

    only with your conscripts

  65. neenz | 11:39 pm |

    1. Oral Sex is Strictly Prohibited in Fish Culture.

    2. The Fish Brothel is Two Ponds Over.

    3. They Bite.

  66. bridget | 6:10 pm |

    Keep your rod and bobbers to yourself!

  67. Dave | 9:28 pm |

    No problem Buddy!

  68. waej | 11:50 am |

    the piranhas aren’t here. yet.

  69. yoyo | 12:44 pm |

    You could get crabs.

  70. lolDori | 1:35 pm |

    DAMN!

  71. Lollerskate | 4:14 am |

    A toe or two will do.

  72. jmnex | 12:19 am |

    the fish say their MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

  73. Jwaz | 5:10 pm |

    Has this been an issue?

  74. iM CRAZY!! | 9:10 pm |

    that not wrong….ok…it is….oh will im still doing it :0

  75. don | 9:06 am |

    oh look at the splash. someone just dipped his private in it..

  76. Jane | 3:05 am |

    Well, can I feed them with my Sergeant, then?

  77. cheese sock | 10:51 pm |

    put your pole away

  78. Najmi | 12:25 am |

    it will spoil the fish’s diet

  79. lawlzorz | 2:52 am |

    so should i give them the coconuts or the nice long banana

  80. Anthony | 2:45 pm |

    Cast it more than once and your playing with it.

  81. Long Tom | 3:42 pm |

    Sorry, Sergeant Snorkel, you’ll have to dump Beetle Bailey in some other pool.

  82. JKT84 | 9:49 am |

    I’m looking at you Troy McClure…

  83. Gerson | 2:30 am |

    I always do the opposite of what people tell me…

    This, is the exception…

  84. Laura | 10:14 am |

    This problem is so rampant it needs a sigh?

  85. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |

    Only pubic stuff, then …

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