I should have upgraded to a ocean view room….

posted on 20 Sep 2007 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Camelin.

Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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  1. Bob | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing I brought a lot of rope with me on my vacation!

  2. HotHipsOfShakira | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So also some antidepressents when you see…

  3. DaSmurph | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can check out any time you like, but you can’t never leave!

  4. maria | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks!!! I’m staying at the Happy Kiss Hotel.

  5. angeltuned | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Call a psychiatrist! Quick!

  6. emodarthvader | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don t mind that mexcian by ur window he will be your chaffear

  7. Tim | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, i’ll manage. Just put them in proper body bags and send them to their families.

  8. nick | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That will teach them to train Lemmings to paint instead of hiring painters

  9. HeyThereItsEric | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Most poorly-conceived strike ever.

  10. Zoe | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    does it count as hanging if your on the floor lol

  11. Dano | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll love this hotel, dear, I hear all the workers are hung like painters!

  12. Mike | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please tell me they don’t hang at night…

  13. patrick b | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    there must be some very depressed hotel workers who get shanked by the hotel. Good thing i packed ten hangmen’s neuses

  14. Monica Hamburg | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh don’t worry! I sleep though anything!

  15. jon | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Americans usually strike to get better benefits.

  16. blue | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a hanging view. love life.

  17. Hanged Man | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess they want to change the paint color to bloody red.

  18. SparklyBoof | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “What do you want to do today, honey?” “I don’t know…why don’t we just hang around at the hotel, see if anyone drops by, then maybe some window shopping. After, a Bloody Mary in the hotel bar?”

  19. fbr | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There will be a lot of suicides going on around you. Please don’t mind them.

  20. Saburo | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An attempt at the world record for most voluntary deaths by hanging.

  21. Dan | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is how they fire people in Thailand

  22. ronsterman | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    coffins..coffins…coffins, AHHH!! I Forgot to bring my coffin w/ me!

  23. best english making | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    finally, a room with a view

  24. Jamie Brannon | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wait! the paint isnt that horrible! dont hang yourself!

  25. trev | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m pleasantly surprised at how well-hung these hotel workers are. It’s really breath-taking.

  26. Blu | 10:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NO!
    When they got rid of the health insurance plan, all the painters that were on anti-depressants hung themselves!

    THE HORROR!!!

  27. Lionel | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    we also sell umbrellas anti-suicidal men

  28. Chainsawman | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy your stay.

    Judge Roy Bean

  29. rosie | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hotel manager would also like to add that fun can be had when throw antidepressants into hotel cleaners mouths!
    makes for fun games for all family!

  30. Christine | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This may inconvenience cause you for rotting body smell on balcony. Try not to breath while on balcony. This just part of cleaning process.

  31. MidgetSoW | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Emo painters are all the rage in Thailand, but you have to replace them constantly because their wrists run out of blood. But it’s worth it for that blood red color!

  32. Ram | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Yessir! Its 1402 everywhere”

  33. MrMe05 | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy luxury death.

  34. Amy | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, THAT one’s Jenkins!

  35. Atecom | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Re-Modeling to a horror theme

  36. Ghost08 | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Thailand Window Washer Massacre

  37. Ann Onymous | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonderful! see they are hosting their annual Goth Night! (now where did I put my fangs…)

  38. merQree | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “just hang in there buddy….NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT”

  39. Gingy | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the unions will have a hey-day with this

  40. rosa | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and when u go back dont try to do this at home

  41. waej | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they just hung around.

  42. Samuel | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wondered why they had little foil wrapped anti-depressants on my pillow

  43. Purplehound | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No noose is good noose!

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