Toilet Rules?

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   Joe | 6:06 pm |  Vote: 33   0  

   And I was planning on boiling food in the toilet. I just love that isedible flavor!

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   HANNAHLEE | 2:04 pm |  Vote: 10   0  

   everyone wants a clean toilenviornment

3. 

   angeltuned | 11:15 pm |  Vote: 14   3  

   apparently, the toilet doubles as a foot wash. o_o

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   Kelly | 4:05 am |  Vote: 31   0  

   i need to go to the bathroom. my foot is feeling dissatified.

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   Emu | 5:08 am |  Vote: 16   0  

   Wow, these toilets can be used for so much! Washing, boiling food, I’d better get one.

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   Lollerskate | 5:26 pm |  Vote: 21   0  

   Never thought reading a beard could be so much fun!

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   nick | 5:14 am |  Vote: 11   1  

   You will grow a beard reading this notice…oh and by the time you finish you probably wont need to go anymore

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   Wowzers | 4:12 pm |  Vote: 22   0  

   Do Not clamour loudly as to not frighten other toilet goers… may clamour softly..

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   Ellen | 12:55 am |  Vote: 22   0  

   Please step around the puddle directly under this sign.

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    Ellen | 12:56 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    Thanks, but I think I can figure it out on my own.

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    Kira | 8:12 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    No going in the pond? Darn! I better read the rest to find out how to use the toilet….

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    Michele | 11:41 pm |  Vote: 11   0  

    Person only ? Damn…i gotta take my moose somewhere else to relieve itself then………

13. 

    craplo | 4:46 am |  Vote: 15   0  

    Disorderly painting with clamorous bowel movements out of the question then?

14. 

    cedlin | 12:32 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Think I’ll just wait until I get home…

15. 

    Mike | 1:04 am |  Vote: 2   5  

    Ok…???

16. 

    spirit | 1:48 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    “To be, or not to be”
    Can I go to the bathroom now?

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    enLique | 5:59 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

    Blackbeard, meet Toiletbeard. Greeting etiquite involves placing excrement explicitly IN the toilet of dissatisfied foot.

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    rod | 10:11 pm |  Vote: 14   1  

    That is why sometimes when I am go into toilet am freightened.

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    Wes | 8:53 pm |  Vote: 5   3  

    also don’t carp in the toilet, it’s bad for it.

20. 

    Trinity | 5:32 am |  Vote: 2   7  

    TL;DR

21. 

    majipa | 8:11 pm |  Vote: 4   4  

    Thanks NO THANKS

    I am already constipated !

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    Cbass | 1:25 pm |  Vote: 17   1  

    The first draft of the ten commandents with a little known extra commandment. Thou shalt not the interference into the toilet into the toilet.

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    pech | 8:52 pm |  Vote: 11   0  

    Only one person at a time can have a bowel movement with their dissatisfied foot into the toilet beard. To cause leakage, do not spread! Beard leaks automatically the excrement.

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    Kamiyoko | 12:34 am |  Vote: 7   1  

    7. YEA boil your food in the toilet!

25. 

    Jook Man | 4:07 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    I didn’t see any rules against smoking while I’m taking a beard.

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    Jamie | 12:59 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    No pay you go dissatisfied bowels move down foot

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    Kechu723 | 6:03 pm |  Vote: 9   0  

    It is forbidden to boil isedibles in, frighten, or move this toilet tool to did it touse, but you may place dissatisfied foot in toilet to have bowel movement outside of request…

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    alvaro-1 | 7:04 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    WOW!….i’ll wait till I get home then. I don know how to use choilet.

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    sean | 7:28 am |  Vote: 4   2  

    take good care of the wall…write a disorderly painting..as in write GRAFFITTI

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    sean | 7:48 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Yah right..latest chechnology from China..choilet.

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    captain obvious | 10:20 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    okay i won’t urine the pond, or cook foods in toilenvironment, and i read this beard, i think i understand. this is a swirly machine, now where’s the guy who wrote this thing…

32. 

    Johan | 7:42 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    Read the beard. Know the beard. Toilet the beard. Act according to carry on.

33. 

    Geoff | 1:13 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    to prevent make other to go in toilet not FRIGHTEN !!! haha !!! very scary !!!

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    BigFatCat | 8:48 am |  Vote: 5   1  

    Am I farting too loud?

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    fondoodoo | 10:58 am |  Vote: 8   1  

    “a wall the confusion write”. I believe they have just broken one of their own rules.

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    sk8erJon | 8:15 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    i just ate 30 hamburgers….time to go frighten some toilets with clamor from my dissatisfied foot!

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    DatGurl | 10:56 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    Anyone can not with any form…enter into the toilet!……Make a “form” approved first before enter

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    DatGurl | 10:58 pm |  Vote: 4   1  

    TOILET OF ATTENTION

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    iMerv | 7:17 am |  Vote: 6   3  

    You wouldn’t need to use the toilet by time you’ve read this sign, you would have already p!ssed yourself laughing!

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    Comer | 2:31 am |  Vote: 19   0  

    Damn, I pissed my pants and i was only down to number 6. Now i truly have a dissatisfied foot.

    :o)

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    jayjay | 6:56 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

    save the toilenvironment !

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    jayjay | 6:59 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    um where do i get my toilet form approved ?

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    Frank | 9:53 pm |  Vote: 2   2  

    I sh*t my pants reading while this notice

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    Anonymous | 10:09 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Translation: Don’t step in the toilet after making a poo-poo.

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    Mama | 6:01 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Holy Crap!

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    limo | 2:31 pm |  Vote: 2   3  

    Wow I’ve finally read the rules… Oh no I pee’d myself

47. 

    mitsjc | 8:51 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Why didn’t I learn those rules as a kid?

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    waseem | 3:46 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Stupid! who has so much time to read your toilet rules while holding the belly with flushing pain….

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    Luke | 7:34 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Thank you so much: now I know hard into the toilet.

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    munchy365 | 11:43 am |  Vote: 14   8  

    This is what happens when they hire Sarah Palin to make public signs.

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    Lena | 8:00 am |  Vote: 10   0  

    just one question,, if the dissatisfied foot want movement of the bowels in the urine the pond, can it still act accroding to carry on? or must it request the intestablishment of toilet beard?

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    Ella | 1:43 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Did you know my dissatisfied foot likes isedible flavor?

53. 

    Donna | 10:24 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    If the water from the toilet isedible can we at least eat the fish from the urine pond?

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    Jeaux | 8:52 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    The foot dissatisfied with reading of this beard of conduct for proper toilenvironment protocol.

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    Adam | 8:17 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    I tried to translate this . . . help the anyone offer internet?

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    Pyth007 | 8:55 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    No! When I suggested using fountains of cherubs pissing into the pond, I didn’t mean to fill it with urine!

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    ArchdukeLancet | 6:12 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    “Beard” in simplified Chinese has the same character with “need( to )”,
    “beard know” actually means “need to know”.
    Good old free online translator.

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    Amanda | 6:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Too bad I can’t clamor loudly. I usually like to frighten others.

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