Toilet Rules?
posted on 14 Nov 2007 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of John and Jemi Holmes.
Found at public toilet in Sichuan Province, China.
(Enhanced contrast of photo for readability.)
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And I was planning on boiling food in the toilet. I just love that isedible flavor!
everyone wants a clean toilenviornment
apparently, the toilet doubles as a foot wash. o_o
i need to go to the bathroom. my foot is feeling dissatified.
Wow, these toilets can be used for so much! Washing, boiling food, I’d better get one.
Never thought reading a beard could be so much fun!
You will grow a beard reading this notice…oh and by the time you finish you probably wont need to go anymore
Do Not clamour loudly as to not frighten other toilet goers… may clamour softly..
Please step around the puddle directly under this sign.
Thanks, but I think I can figure it out on my own.
No going in the pond? Darn! I better read the rest to find out how to use the toilet….
Person only ? Damn…i gotta take my moose somewhere else to relieve itself then………
Disorderly painting with clamorous bowel movements out of the question then?
Think I’ll just wait until I get home…
Ok…???
“To be, or not to be”
Can I go to the bathroom now?
Blackbeard, meet Toiletbeard. Greeting etiquite involves placing excrement explicitly IN the toilet of dissatisfied foot.
That is why sometimes when I am go into toilet am freightened.
also don’t carp in the toilet, it’s bad for it.
TL;DR
Thanks NO THANKS
I am already constipated !
The first draft of the ten commandents with a little known extra commandment. Thou shalt not the interference into the toilet into the toilet.
Only one person at a time can have a bowel movement with their dissatisfied foot into the toilet beard. To cause leakage, do not spread! Beard leaks automatically the excrement.
7. YEA boil your food in the toilet!
I didn’t see any rules against smoking while I’m taking a beard.
No pay you go dissatisfied bowels move down foot
It is forbidden to boil isedibles in, frighten, or move this toilet tool to did it touse, but you may place dissatisfied foot in toilet to have bowel movement outside of request…
WOW!….i’ll wait till I get home then. I don know how to use choilet.
take good care of the wall…write a disorderly painting..as in write GRAFFITTI
Yah right..latest chechnology from China..choilet.
okay i won’t urine the pond, or cook foods in toilenvironment, and i read this beard, i think i understand. this is a swirly machine, now where’s the guy who wrote this thing…
Read the beard. Know the beard. Toilet the beard. Act according to carry on.
to prevent make other to go in toilet not FRIGHTEN !!! haha !!! very scary !!!
Am I farting too loud?
“a wall the confusion write”. I believe they have just broken one of their own rules.
i just ate 30 hamburgers….time to go frighten some toilets with clamor from my dissatisfied foot!
Anyone can not with any form…enter into the toilet!……Make a “form” approved first before enter
TOILET OF ATTENTION
You wouldn’t need to use the toilet by time you’ve read this sign, you would have already p!ssed yourself laughing!
Damn, I pissed my pants and i was only down to number 6. Now i truly have a dissatisfied foot.
:o)
save the toilenvironment !
um where do i get my toilet form approved ?
I sh*t my pants reading while this notice
Translation: Don’t step in the toilet after making a poo-poo.
Holy Crap!
Wow I’ve finally read the rules… Oh no I pee’d myself
Why didn’t I learn those rules as a kid?
Stupid! who has so much time to read your toilet rules while holding the belly with flushing pain….
Thank you so much: now I know hard into the toilet.
This is what happens when they hire Sarah Palin to make public signs.
just one question,, if the dissatisfied foot want movement of the bowels in the urine the pond, can it still act accroding to carry on? or must it request the intestablishment of toilet beard?
Did you know my dissatisfied foot likes isedible flavor?
If the water from the toilet isedible can we at least eat the fish from the urine pond?
The foot dissatisfied with reading of this beard of conduct for proper toilenvironment protocol.
I tried to translate this . . . help the anyone offer internet?
No! When I suggested using fountains of cherubs pissing into the pond, I didn’t mean to fill it with urine!
“Beard” in simplified Chinese has the same character with “need( to )”,
“beard know” actually means “need to know”.
Good old free online translator.
Too bad I can’t clamor loudly. I usually like to frighten others.
…yes… exactly what it says…
…The mos tinstructive beard in the world, ladies and gentlemen.
But what if I WANT to make loud noises in the bathroom?
REmeber guys, one cannot spread to leak
Reads like a poem by Gertrude Stein.
You know your country is technologically advanced when they invent a toilet that can also function as a foot bath, stove top, and canvas.
Well, crap! I like to clamor loudly while making excrement with my dis-satisfied foot in toilet! How will I go toilet now?
By the time one reads toilet rules, one has already crapped oneself! And clamored loudly while doing it….
Urine in the pond. No wonder the fish died.
Beard knows i’ve been in here too often with my dissatisfied feet and he bowelmovements…
Beard knows i’ve been in here too often with my dissatisfied feet and these Beardawful bowelmovements…
do not wear clown mask into other persons toilet place to frighten others. in case of emergency, break down toilet wall, but please until finished with business, or it may frighten others.
toilet training from a sign–now ive seen every thing
“All your base are belong to us” ?
I’m definitely using the toilet of attention
Sign Made At the Public Toilets for Geroge Michel.
Damn, I was SO looking forward to removing my bowels in that Pond … nevermind, I’ll find another one.
On second thought, there’s a nice park over there…
Just in time to faint and flush your beard in the toilet bowl after reading the whole shebang.
I want to see the toilet that grow a BEARD !!!
The confusion write of a plank namely a wall of toilet beard enough to make me disorderly frighten … fyuhhh..
Arrrrr! Shiver my timbers Toilet Beard
The First Rule of Toilet Beard Club:
THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!
My favorite is line 5 because I know what they’re trying to say and it seems like something one of my friends would do.
That’s alot of rules to follow just going to the toilet…
in the toilet with the go into toilet and the excrement with toilet leaking of dispersion beard of the toilet tool of toilet.
I cant go in there–I’m frightened of clamoring toilet users!
I wasn’t really planning on moving my poo into the urine pond…
But… I need to separate my planks to provide into the toilet place!
oh no! i have foot my bowel to the pond, clamor the frighten away! help! too bad attention beard not know me first! help!
I’m sorry, but my bowels have a mind of their own. Ponds intimidate them.
And now grasshopper, if you can just at earnest go into toilet carry on any bother, you have learned…..
are you sure this toilet doesn’t provide into the eating place? i think i saw a poo poo platter back there!
Toilets have beards?
Read the toilet beard and get hard.
anybody with compulsive rule applying disorder is expected to burst his bladder in front of this sign
they got the spelling right at least
If excrementing same time on iPhone and surfing web with Chinese Toilet onto Google Translator with English not better.
You lost me at “Go into the toilet beard know”.
Oh crap, now ya tell me. I read the sign on the way out. Bet I broke 10 outta 11 of your little rules here.
Is it a toiletfacilities or a toiletenvironment? This sign lacks clarity.
Excuse my grammar, I meant toilenvironment.
Damn it! I thought i could get away with boiling my food in there!
“Because of monkeys” …..
damn i need to place some excrements…;)
And just what part of this don’t you not to understand?
At least THIS one doesn’t have cameras!!!!
1. Each toilet cubicle has a limited occupancy of 1 person only. (Don’t try to save space by sharing a toilet with your friend at the same time.)
2. Only release your excrement into the toilet bowl. If you release it anywhere else, the dissatisfied foot of the management will kick you.
3. You must take good care of the toilet facilities. It is strictly forbidden to remove the toilet from the cubicle and take it out of the toilet room.
4. Place your excrement in the excrement bucket provided. If you release it into the toilet bowl, it could block the toilet causing it to leak (overflow).
5. To avoid scaring other toilet users, don’t scream inside the toilet, even if you’re very constipated.
6. Don’t interfere with other people while they are enjoying the toilet. Allow them to release their excrement in peace.
7. Don’t boil food in the toilet. Eat in the cafeteria instead.
8. No idea!
9. No graffiti writing.
10. Don’t release excrement in the urinals.
11. No unlawful carrying-on in the toilet and no hard parts of the anatomy.
I had a second thought. I think the whole thing means “Foreign men with beards must not hang around in these toilets violating young Chinese men”, or something along these lines.
uh. . . maybe we should wait until we get back to the hotel
only thing i understand is toilet.lol
Uh yeah..cuz it’s so often you see/smell people boiling toilet water to make their food.
My guess on 8 is “If you really need to use the toilet, then do it; don’t just hang around in here bothering people.” And I think 10 is more like “Please study these rules and make an effort to follow them.”
With all these rules I think I’ll just hold it in….