Then say someone made you do it…

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1. 

   Emu | 5:07 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Hey, it’s one way of getting rid of your kids!

2. 

   pat | 4:08 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

   Helpful tips for pedaphiles are surprisingly abundant at this resort.

3. 

   MidoriSkyJT | 8:07 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

   Last time I take swimming lessons from a SIGN!

4. 

   patrick b | 1:59 pm |  Vote: 1   15  

   next to the sign are bodybags so you can throw your child in and they drown

5. 

   enLique | 6:30 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

   Go on, take it. TAKE IT! What the murderer testified hearing before commiting the crime.

6. 

   SaintE | 3:48 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   Carefully ok? Don’t want to be sloppy…

7. 

   mmmmwwwwwwwww | 5:36 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Carefully! Don’t muck up the grass!

8. 

   Wes | 8:56 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

   CAUTION: alligators in water, any parts of child found in water will result in a fine.

9. 

   Mimi | 1:37 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Note for suicidals-
   fall in carefully
   THEN drown yourself

10. 

    Max | 9:40 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

    Wow, it’s a good thing that sign is there. I almost fell into the water carelessly

11. 

    Jook Man | 3:54 pm |  Vote: 2   2  

    It took a few times, but now I understand what the sign means.

12. 

    meowish | 5:20 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    …And never come back.

13. 

    David | 9:51 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    Better put the child first to be sure…

14. 

    Peter | 11:05 pm |  Vote: 4   1  

    3 - Repeat as needed.

15. 

    Kevin Is Azn | 6:30 pm |  Vote: 6   2  

    Hey junior, look at the duck! *push*

16. 

    Johan | 7:59 am |  Vote: 16   1  

    Take the mother-in-law
    Fall into water hurriedly

17. 

    Ben | 11:39 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    “Its OK billy, you don’t need your floaties today! You’ll be fine!

18. 

    Trei | 4:42 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    Add onion and gingerly boil for 10 minute

19. 

    Michael Jackson | 10:21 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Now what do you do next?

20. 

    w_o_w (=o) | 3:09 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    then get out and ditch the kid

21. 

    bule | 10:35 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    errrr, where is my child ?

22. 

    Jacob | 7:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This would be a great for me and my little brothers!

23. 

    BeadyEl | 6:07 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Welcome to Susan Smith park…

24. 

    waseem | 3:19 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Make it look like an accident.

25. 

    Belbe | 10:17 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    So thaaaaat’s how you do it!

26. 

    Byron | 7:05 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Look for cops

27. 

    Edward | 12:59 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Step-by-step instructions from the masters.

    Where was that lady that locked her kids in the car and let it roll into the river? Now SHE knows how to improvise.

28. 

    Craig | 12:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Make sure you feed your children melamine tainted milk before tho.

29. 

    Moneyface | 3:36 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Then claim your insurance.

30. 

    Orlando Mejia | 7:47 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Then toss in toaster.

31. 

    Jay | 10:31 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    it means take care of child

    move into water carefully

32. 

    James | 8:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    hmm… The pedophile rate seems to be up…

33. 

    TJ | 8:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Then deny everything to the fuzz.

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