Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.
Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

108 captions

  1. Emu | 5:07 am |

    Hey, it’s one way of getting rid of your kids!

  2. pat | 4:08 pm |

    Helpful tips for pedaphiles are surprisingly abundant at this resort.

  3. MidoriSkyJT | 8:07 pm |

    Last time I take swimming lessons from a SIGN!

  4. patrick b | 1:59 pm |

    next to the sign are bodybags so you can throw your child in and they drown

  5. enLique | 6:30 pm |

    Go on, take it. TAKE IT! What the murderer testified hearing before commiting the crime.

  6. SaintE | 3:48 am |

    Carefully ok? Don’t want to be sloppy…

  7. mmmmwwwwwwwww | 5:36 am |

    Carefully! Don’t muck up the grass!

  8. Wes | 8:56 pm |

    CAUTION: alligators in water, any parts of child found in water will result in a fine.

  9. Mimi | 1:37 am |

    Note for suicidals-
    fall in carefully
    THEN drown yourself

  10. Max | 9:40 pm |

    Wow, it’s a good thing that sign is there. I almost fell into the water carelessly

  11. Jook Man | 3:54 pm |

    It took a few times, but now I understand what the sign means.

  12. meowish | 5:20 am |

    …And never come back.

  13. David | 9:51 pm |

    Better put the child first to be sure…

  14. Peter | 11:05 pm |

    3 – Repeat as needed.

  15. Kevin Is Azn | 6:30 pm |

    Hey junior, look at the duck! *push*

  16. Johan | 7:59 am |

    Take the mother-in-law
    Fall into water hurriedly

  17. Ben | 11:39 am |

    “Its OK billy, you don’t need your floaties today! You’ll be fine!

  18. Trei | 4:42 pm |

    Add onion and gingerly boil for 10 minute

  19. Michael Jackson | 10:21 am |

    Now what do you do next?

  20. w_o_w (=o) | 3:09 pm |

    then get out and ditch the kid

  21. bule | 10:35 am |

    errrr, where is my child ?

  22. Jacob | 7:55 pm |

    This would be a great for me and my little brothers! 😀

  23. BeadyEl | 6:07 am |

    Welcome to Susan Smith park…

  24. waseem | 3:19 am |

    Make it look like an accident.

  25. Belbe | 10:17 am |

    So thaaaaat’s how you do it!

  26. Byron | 7:05 pm |

    Look for cops

  27. Edward | 12:59 pm |

    Step-by-step instructions from the masters.

    Where was that lady that locked her kids in the car and let it roll into the river? Now SHE knows how to improvise.

  28. Craig | 12:28 pm |

    Make sure you feed your children melamine tainted milk before tho.

  29. Moneyface | 3:36 am |

    Then claim your insurance.

  30. Orlando Mejia | 7:47 am |

    Then toss in toaster.

  31. Jay | 10:31 pm |

    it means take care of child

    move into water carefully

  32. James | 8:57 pm |

    hmm… The pedophile rate seems to be up…

  33. TJ | 8:40 pm |

    Then deny everything to the fuzz.

  34. Steph | 6:03 pm |

    What’s worse than the pile of dead babies at the bottom of this pond?
    A live one in the middle trying to eat it’s way out.

  35. chickenman | 5:18 am |

    DO NOT DISRUB – RINGU 5 Filming in Prograss.

  36. Xinn | 5:11 pm |

    it actually says:
    “take care of children”
    “careful of the water”

  37. Jamie Brannon | 10:01 pm |

    Mother is trying to get rid of fussing baby

    “Here take it, like the sign said!”

  38. Ghost08 | 2:27 pm |

    push on head

    no letting go till all bubbles are gone

  39. goldcaddy | 7:57 am |

    (sign out of frame) ask about our cinderblock rentals

  40. Chaz | 8:36 pm |

    That’ll teach them to whine about not being fed.

  41. BSting | 3:39 am |

    hey!!! me and my pop went there once. we were out to go swimming in the lake… i dont remember much after that….

  42. bzzzr | 3:55 am |

    show, however, how you can drown yourself child

  43. Wickywab | 8:38 am |

    It’s almost 11 am (Eastern Time). Do you know where your children are?

  44. supertoast | 3:14 pm |

    Found at a pedophile colony…

  45. Cheekyla Monkay | 11:26 am |

    Go ahead, jump in, Billy! I SWEAR I’ll catch you!

  46. Ama-rata | 11:33 pm |

    …Please use provide bag on side, and have nice day!

  47. cate | 8:21 pm |

    Does this smell like chloroform to you, little jimmy?

  48. DP Interworld | 9:30 pm |

    Grim child discipline.

  49. Bassmint Stile | 11:50 am |

    Towels 5.00$

  50. Baller Important | 10:20 am |

    Great Idea…take kindergarten
    Go to Tucson River

  51. Kitsune | 4:15 pm |

    The kappas will be eating good tonight!

  52. Matthew Woo | 5:39 am |

    Let’s die in the water……(please forget to wear your life jacket)

  53. Ezurd Purkeypile | 10:09 pm |

    Be Careful! God forbid you hurt yourself as well as the child.

  54. JL | 7:04 pm |

    To police officer:

    – I just followed the instructions!

  55. Paulo | 6:43 pm |

    Have a careful suicide!

  56. Chris | 12:54 pm |

    And make sure to avoid the lifeguards!

  57. heidi | 3:45 am |

    hahahaha!! i lolled at this for ten mins! love this stuff

  58. chocoleit | 7:05 am |

    drown properly

    die peacefully

  59. SLR | 5:05 pm |

    This is the funny engrish with homicide die drownding!

  60. Donny | 5:42 pm |

    Then have happy family.

  61. Source707 | 2:47 pm |

    1. Take the child.

    2. Fall into water carefully

    3. Whistle innocently.

  62. Choo-Choo | 9:17 am |

    I didn’t know Andrea Yates lived in China.

  63. Neals | 7:53 pm |

    Ya know, if you wouldn’t put these hurdles in the way, I could just take the child swimming, like I had planned to do.

  64. nani | 10:37 pm |

    i have to do this..just blame that sign

    *push*

  65. Shigshwa | 1:07 pm |

    Fall into water carefully, leave child, then carefully walk away.

  66. Sandor | 7:31 pm |

    What happens to female babies born in China.

  67. tony diaz | 11:16 pm |

    nonsense english…..no human values….make me sickkkkkkkkk!!!

  68. drumming_panda | 5:20 pm |

    kids costing you too much? Try our financial aid system!

  69. Bousse | 7:39 pm |

    a Nike: Just Do It sign would look great with that.

  70. Luke | 11:17 pm |

    Veeeery carefully. Don’t want to cause any problems…

  71. Chris | 2:59 pm |

    Because suicide is no fun by yourself…

  72. elle | 4:51 pm |

    …if you say so

  73. donner | 1:15 pm |

    steeeeeeaaaaddyyyyyy……. take a deep breath….. ok let’s go…

  74. chieromancer | 12:54 pm |

    How you get out is your problem.

  75. - | 9:17 am |

    the sign is under construction. they wil ad:
    -pick up stones from river
    -stuf childs pocket
    -grab its arms
    -wade too where it’s to deap for the child
    -leave it there
    -wade away
    -we are not responsable for the murder charge you wil face

  76. FatKenney | 5:16 pm |

    They are taking this overpopulation thing way too seriously.

  77. Kevin Kerr | 10:55 pm |

    Kill two in one inconspicuously! Better for the Chinese government!

  78. Lala | 1:10 am |

    HELP!!!my son was drowning!!!!!somebody help me!!!!!

  79. skeeball | 6:53 am |

    ironic that the 带(dia) charater is pronounced ‘die’

  80. Henry Ardianto | 7:38 am |

    A good population control!! It’s legal to remove unwanted children.
    Great job! haha…

  81. Brooks | 7:26 pm |

    Finally…a realistic approach to birth control.

  82. Annalea | 11:55 am |

    Tour guide: And this, everyone, is a way to suicide yourself and your child. Any volunteers?

  83. roland | 12:27 pm |

    and after that ?

  84. mr. snoogiebear | 12:58 pm |

    LOL! hope this doesn’t happen to me….

  85. Dermot | 10:18 am |

    Allow me to demonstrate…. any volunteers?

  86. amoeba | 8:42 pm |

    3. collect life insurance

  87. Mr X | 5:20 am |

    China’s one-child policy

  88. racist park | 2:09 am |

    Dear visitors,
    Your child should be walking into the water slowly, and he should be careful not to catch hypothermia.
    Thank you for your cooperation.

  89. chinese | 3:10 am |

    it really means
    take care of your child to avoid slipping into the river

  90. semii | 8:26 pm |

    i swear ive been there before when i was 3, i never saw my mother again

  91. loserbeep | 2:23 am |

    Make sure you take extra care when falling into the water. You wouldn’t want the child to get hurt.

  92. Reuben | 6:26 am |

    real sad im a kid

  93. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 pm |

    3th board:
    When the time comes, drown peacefully.

  94. 99irule99 | 4:36 am |

    please take the head of the child and walk it in slowwwwwly

  95. aries | 12:18 am |

    please someone get rid the sign board!!

  96. Voyz | 8:49 am |

    For those who wants correct translation. Those are supposedly separate sentences, the first sentence means “Take good care of your (own) child”. The second sentence means “Be careful of (accidentally) falling into water”

  97. Maddi | 12:13 pm |

    So THATS what happened to Kaley Anthony.

  98. Gerson | 4:14 am |

    Translation: If you really wanna kill yourself, make sure you do it without a fuss, and for fucks sake, take with your kids we already got enough parentless children here.

  99. Mrin | 3:19 am |

    Best place to take the person you hate the most and get rid of him/her… lol I need this place very urgently! 😛

  100. Tony | 11:03 pm |

    Take the child and fall into water? LMAO =D

  101. sparky | 2:50 pm |

    Thank God for bilingual signs so there’s no confusion.

  102. hello | 10:02 pm |

    SUICIDE!!! hey kid, you`re coming with me! (pulls kid with him)

  103. Scrim Scram | 2:13 pm |

    I guess throwing the child carefully is not a good thing.

  104. coffeebot | 6:06 am |

    a dingo drowned my baby!

  105. X | 9:51 pm |

    @coffeebot. >.. Funny you should mention that case. From my point of view, there was equally strong evidence to disprove either the mother or the dingo murdered the baby. The minute the mother cried ‘Dingo took my baby’, the whole camping ground aroused, everybody was on alert searching (flash light on) for a baby, yet, the baby’s body was never found. It doesnt matter who, the mother or the dingo, did it, there is no way the mother or the dingo could/would have had the time to hide the baby’s body so well, so far, so secretive, that hundreds of searchers turned up nothing.
    I enjoy discussing about that case, and other cases. :)

  106. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:26 pm |

    That much for a suicidal kid-napper.

  107. RocketCat | 8:24 am |

    Be sure to drown child gently. No littering of corpses.

  108. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:15 am |

    CAUTION: Head your watch, it’s not waterproof

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