Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.

Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

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  1. Emu | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, it’s one way of getting rid of your kids!

  2. pat | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Helpful tips for pedaphiles are surprisingly abundant at this resort.

  3. MidoriSkyJT | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I take swimming lessons from a SIGN!

  4. patrick b | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    next to the sign are bodybags so you can throw your child in and they drown

  5. enLique | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go on, take it. TAKE IT! What the murderer testified hearing before commiting the crime.

  6. SaintE | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Carefully ok? Don’t want to be sloppy…

  7. mmmmwwwwwwwww | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Carefully! Don’t muck up the grass!

  8. Wes | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: alligators in water, any parts of child found in water will result in a fine.

  9. Mimi | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Note for suicidals-
    fall in carefully
    THEN drown yourself

  10. Max | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, it’s a good thing that sign is there. I almost fell into the water carelessly

  11. Jook Man | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It took a few times, but now I understand what the sign means.

  12. meowish | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …And never come back.

  13. David | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Better put the child first to be sure…

  14. Peter | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    3 - Repeat as needed.

  15. Kevin Is Azn | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey junior, look at the duck! *push*

  16. Johan | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Take the mother-in-law
    Fall into water hurriedly

  17. Ben | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Its OK billy, you don’t need your floaties today! You’ll be fine!

  18. Trei | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Add onion and gingerly boil for 10 minute

  19. Michael Jackson | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now what do you do next?

  20. w_o_w (=o) | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    then get out and ditch the kid

  21. bule | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    errrr, where is my child ?

  22. Jacob | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This would be a great for me and my little brothers! :D

  23. BeadyEl | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Susan Smith park…

  24. waseem | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make it look like an accident.

  25. Belbe | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So thaaaaat’s how you do it!

  26. Byron | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look for cops

  27. Edward | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step-by-step instructions from the masters.

    Where was that lady that locked her kids in the car and let it roll into the river? Now SHE knows how to improvise.

  28. Craig | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure you feed your children melamine tainted milk before tho.

  29. Moneyface | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Then claim your insurance.

  30. Orlando Mejia | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then toss in toaster.

  31. Jay | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    it means take care of child

    move into water carefully

  32. James | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmm… The pedophile rate seems to be up…

  33. TJ | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Then deny everything to the fuzz.

  34. Steph | 6:03 pm |

    What’s worse than the pile of dead babies at the bottom of this pond?
    A live one in the middle trying to eat it’s way out.

  35. chickenman | 5:18 am |

    DO NOT DISRUB - RINGU 5 Filming in Prograss.

  36. Xinn | 5:11 pm |

    it actually says:
    “take care of children”
    “careful of the water”

  37. Jamie Brannon | 10:01 pm |

    Mother is trying to get rid of fussing baby

    “Here take it, like the sign said!”

  38. Ghost08 | 2:27 pm |

    push on head

    no letting go till all bubbles are gone

  39. goldcaddy | 7:57 am |

    (sign out of frame) ask about our cinderblock rentals

  40. Chaz | 8:36 pm |

    That’ll teach them to whine about not being fed.

  41. BSting | 3:39 am |

    hey!!! me and my pop went there once. we were out to go swimming in the lake… i dont remember much after that….

  42. bzzzr | 3:55 am |

    show, however, how you can drown yourself child

  43. Wickywab | 8:38 am |

    It’s almost 11 am (Eastern Time). Do you know where your children are?

  44. supertoast | 3:14 pm |

    Found at a pedophile colony…

  45. Cheekyla Monkay | 11:26 am |

    Go ahead, jump in, Billy! I SWEAR I’ll catch you!

  46. Ama-rata | 11:33 pm |

    …Please use provide bag on side, and have nice day!

  47. cate | 8:21 pm |

    Does this smell like chloroform to you, little jimmy?

  48. DP Interworld | 9:30 pm |

    Grim child discipline.

  49. Bassmint Stile | 11:50 am |

    Towels 5.00$

  50. Baller Important | 10:20 am |

    Great Idea…take kindergarten
    Go to Tucson River

  51. Kitsune | 4:15 pm |

    The kappas will be eating good tonight!

  52. Matthew Woo | 5:39 am |

    Let’s die in the water……(please forget to wear your life jacket)

  53. Ezurd Purkeypile | 10:09 pm |

    Be Careful! God forbid you hurt yourself as well as the child.

  54. JL | 7:04 pm |

    To police officer:

    - I just followed the instructions!

  55. Paulo | 6:43 pm |

    Have a careful suicide!

  56. Chris | 12:54 pm |

    And make sure to avoid the lifeguards!

  57. heidi | 3:45 am |

    hahahaha!! i lolled at this for ten mins! love this stuff

  58. chocoleit | 7:05 am |

    drown properly

    die peacefully

  59. SLR | 5:05 pm |

    This is the funny engrish with homicide die drownding!

  60. Donny | 5:42 pm |

    Then have happy family.

  61. Source707 | 2:47 pm |

    1. Take the child.

    2. Fall into water carefully

    3. Whistle innocently.

  62. Choo-Choo | 9:17 am |

    I didn’t know Andrea Yates lived in China.

  63. Neals | 7:53 pm |

    Ya know, if you wouldn’t put these hurdles in the way, I could just take the child swimming, like I had planned to do.

  64. nani | 10:37 pm |

    i have to do this..just blame that sign

    *push*

  65. Shigshwa | 1:07 pm |

    Fall into water carefully, leave child, then carefully walk away.

  66. Sandor | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens to female babies born in China.

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