Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.
Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

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  1. Emu | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, it’s one way of getting rid of your kids!

  2. pat | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Helpful tips for pedaphiles are surprisingly abundant at this resort.

  3. MidoriSkyJT | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I take swimming lessons from a SIGN!

  4. patrick b | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 6  

    next to the sign are bodybags so you can throw your child in and they drown

  5. enLique | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Go on, take it. TAKE IT! What the murderer testified hearing before commiting the crime.

  6. SaintE | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Carefully ok? Don’t want to be sloppy…

  7. mmmmwwwwwwwww | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Carefully! Don’t muck up the grass!

  8. Wes | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    CAUTION: alligators in water, any parts of child found in water will result in a fine.

  9. Mimi | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Note for suicidals-
    fall in carefully
    THEN drown yourself

  10. Max | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, it’s a good thing that sign is there. I almost fell into the water carelessly

  11. Jook Man | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It took a few times, but now I understand what the sign means.

  12. meowish | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    …And never come back.

  13. David | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Better put the child first to be sure…

  14. Peter | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    3 – Repeat as needed.

  15. Kevin Is Azn | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey junior, look at the duck! *push*

  16. Johan | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Take the mother-in-law
    Fall into water hurriedly

  17. Ben | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Its OK billy, you don’t need your floaties today! You’ll be fine!

  18. Trei | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Add onion and gingerly boil for 10 minute

  19. Michael Jackson | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now what do you do next?

  20. w_o_w (=o) | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    then get out and ditch the kid

  21. bule | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    errrr, where is my child ?

  22. Jacob | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    This would be a great for me and my little brothers! :D

  23. BeadyEl | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Welcome to Susan Smith park…

  24. waseem | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Make it look like an accident.

  25. Belbe | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So thaaaaat’s how you do it!

  26. Byron | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Look for cops

  27. Edward | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Step-by-step instructions from the masters.

    Where was that lady that locked her kids in the car and let it roll into the river? Now SHE knows how to improvise.

  28. Craig | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure you feed your children melamine tainted milk before tho.

  29. Moneyface | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Then claim your insurance.

  30. Orlando Mejia | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Then toss in toaster.

  31. Jay | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    it means take care of child

    move into water carefully

  32. James | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hmm… The pedophile rate seems to be up…

  33. TJ | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Then deny everything to the fuzz.

  34. Steph | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    What’s worse than the pile of dead babies at the bottom of this pond?
    A live one in the middle trying to eat it’s way out.

  35. chickenman | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    DO NOT DISRUB – RINGU 5 Filming in Prograss.

  36. Xinn | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    it actually says:
    “take care of children”
    “careful of the water”

  37. Jamie Brannon | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mother is trying to get rid of fussing baby

    “Here take it, like the sign said!”

  38. Ghost08 | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    push on head

    no letting go till all bubbles are gone

  39. goldcaddy | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    (sign out of frame) ask about our cinderblock rentals

  40. Chaz | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’ll teach them to whine about not being fed.

  41. BSting | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    hey!!! me and my pop went there once. we were out to go swimming in the lake… i dont remember much after that….

  42. bzzzr | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    show, however, how you can drown yourself child

  43. Wickywab | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s almost 11 am (Eastern Time). Do you know where your children are?

  44. supertoast | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Found at a pedophile colony…

  45. Cheekyla Monkay | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead, jump in, Billy! I SWEAR I’ll catch you!

  46. Ama-rata | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …Please use provide bag on side, and have nice day!

  47. cate | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this smell like chloroform to you, little jimmy?

  48. DP Interworld | 9:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Grim child discipline.

  49. Bassmint Stile | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Towels 5.00$

  50. Baller Important | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great Idea…take kindergarten
    Go to Tucson River

  51. Kitsune | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The kappas will be eating good tonight!

  52. Matthew Woo | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s die in the water……(please forget to wear your life jacket)

  53. Ezurd Purkeypile | 10:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be Careful! God forbid you hurt yourself as well as the child.

  54. JL | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To police officer:

    - I just followed the instructions!

  55. Paulo | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a careful suicide!

  56. Chris | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And make sure to avoid the lifeguards!

  57. heidi | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hahahaha!! i lolled at this for ten mins! love this stuff

  58. chocoleit | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    drown properly

    die peacefully

  59. SLR | 5:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the funny engrish with homicide die drownding!

  60. Donny | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Then have happy family.

  61. Source707 | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Take the child.

    2. Fall into water carefully

    3. Whistle innocently.

  62. Choo-Choo | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Andrea Yates lived in China.

  63. Neals | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya know, if you wouldn’t put these hurdles in the way, I could just take the child swimming, like I had planned to do.

  64. nani | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i have to do this..just blame that sign

    *push*

  65. Shigshwa | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fall into water carefully, leave child, then carefully walk away.

  66. Sandor | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens to female babies born in China.

  67. tony diaz | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    nonsense english…..no human values….make me sickkkkkkkkk!!!

  68. drumming_panda | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    kids costing you too much? Try our financial aid system!

  69. Bousse | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    a Nike: Just Do It sign would look great with that.

  70. Luke | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Veeeery carefully. Don’t want to cause any problems…

  71. Chris | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because suicide is no fun by yourself…

  72. elle | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …if you say so

  73. donner | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    steeeeeeaaaaddyyyyyy……. take a deep breath….. ok let’s go…

  74. chieromancer | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How you get out is your problem.

  75. - | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    the sign is under construction. they wil ad:
    -pick up stones from river
    -stuf childs pocket
    -grab its arms
    -wade too where it’s to deap for the child
    -leave it there
    -wade away
    -we are not responsable for the murder charge you wil face

  76. FatKenney | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They are taking this overpopulation thing way too seriously.

  77. Kevin Kerr | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Kill two in one inconspicuously! Better for the Chinese government!

  78. Lala | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HELP!!!my son was drowning!!!!!somebody help me!!!!!

  79. skeeball | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ironic that the 带(dia) charater is pronounced ‘die’

  80. Henry Ardianto | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A good population control!! It’s legal to remove unwanted children.
    Great job! haha…

  81. Brooks | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally…a realistic approach to birth control.

  82. Annalea | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tour guide: And this, everyone, is a way to suicide yourself and your child. Any volunteers?

  83. roland | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    and after that ?

  84. mr. snoogiebear | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL! hope this doesn’t happen to me….

  85. Dermot | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Allow me to demonstrate…. any volunteers?

  86. amoeba | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    3. collect life insurance

  87. Mr X | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s one-child policy

  88. racist park | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear visitors,
    Your child should be walking into the water slowly, and he should be careful not to catch hypothermia.
    Thank you for your cooperation.

  89. chinese | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    it really means
    take care of your child to avoid slipping into the river

  90. semii | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i swear ive been there before when i was 3, i never saw my mother again

  91. loserbeep | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure you take extra care when falling into the water. You wouldn’t want the child to get hurt.

  92. Reuben | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    real sad im a kid

  93. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    3th board:
    When the time comes, drown peacefully.

  94. 99irule99 | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    please take the head of the child and walk it in slowwwwwly

  95. aries | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    please someone get rid the sign board!!

  96. Voyz | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who wants correct translation. Those are supposedly separate sentences, the first sentence means “Take good care of your (own) child”. The second sentence means “Be careful of (accidentally) falling into water”

  97. Maddi | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So THATS what happened to Kaley Anthony.

  98. Gerson | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: If you really wanna kill yourself, make sure you do it without a fuss, and for fucks sake, take with your kids we already got enough parentless children here.

  99. Mrin | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Best place to take the person you hate the most and get rid of him/her… lol I need this place very urgently! :P

  100. Tony | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Take the child and fall into water? LMAO =D

  101. sparky | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God for bilingual signs so there’s no confusion.

  102. hello | 10:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    SUICIDE!!! hey kid, you`re coming with me! (pulls kid with him)

  103. Scrim Scram | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess throwing the child carefully is not a good thing.

  104. coffeebot | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    a dingo drowned my baby!

  105. X | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @coffeebot. >.. Funny you should mention that case. From my point of view, there was equally strong evidence to disprove either the mother or the dingo murdered the baby. The minute the mother cried ‘Dingo took my baby’, the whole camping ground aroused, everybody was on alert searching (flash light on) for a baby, yet, the baby’s body was never found. It doesnt matter who, the mother or the dingo, did it, there is no way the mother or the dingo could/would have had the time to hide the baby’s body so well, so far, so secretive, that hundreds of searchers turned up nothing.
    I enjoy discussing about that case, and other cases. :)

  106. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    That much for a suicidal kid-napper.

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