This explains it…

posted on 28 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Dima Merlin.

Instructions on beach at Nandaihe resort, China.

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  1. fluffkomix | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dont want any hti and runs while swimming…

  2. Peter | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Concealed swimming clothes… the new revealing look for at the beach!

  3. Kira | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If my swim ring is made of rubble, won’t I sink? O-O -points- EVIL!!!!

  4. Iriska | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Throw garbage over the shark protention net all you like, though

  5. Iriska | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shark “protention”: “Well, as Nietzsche so clearly said…”

  6. Lollerskate | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww… my ring is made of Aluminium. Can’t I enter?? I swear I got it from a collapsed building!

  7. Mimi | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DianXian? that sounds painful
    maybe you get it from the lorry that just drove into the bathing area

  8. Monkey | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for driving my car into the ocean.

  9. Huck | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    illness person for not to swim with disease

  10. Someone46545 | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Business man: “Damn, should’ve chosen another job. Now I can’t even swim in my free time”

  11. Megabutt | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Er, hello, I’m the Invisible Man, you may know me…well,er, is it OK for my swimming clothes ? I mean, I don’t conceal them but…Yeah ? OK ? Thank you very very much………………………………….Ha-ha, he didn’t even see I’ve parked my Invisible Car in the bathing section…..

  12. Rachel | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Illness Person forbid swim in bathing section, allow swim in sewer.

  13. ashley | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh yes, this clears EVERYTHING up

  14. kc | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PARENT —–child——-child——child. (Chu chu) Its you to lead “adult”…

  15. Ghost08 | 1:00 am |

    yup all my facilities have good care

  16. ailleen | 11:13 am |

    don’t swim! =)

  17. masha | 1:57 pm |

    What about the business man’s associates….can they swim here?

  18. Spyros | 4:32 pm |

    “…forbid any business man to enter bathing section”? This is raceous outrage and I will authorize it to the reports!

  19. Baller Important | 10:57 am |

    Hypertension people can swin in shark protection zone

  20. Baller Important | 10:58 am |

    Mental disorder can use plastic bags

  21. Baller Important | 11:00 am |

    Dian Xian disease, etc illness person can swim with business man inside vehicle

  22. Lora | 6:48 pm |

    People who drink to excess are more likely to “use the facilities” in the water!

  23. Gingy | 7:31 pm |

    It’s not global warming, apparently it’s our environments’ bad hygiene habits…

  24. garudamon11 | 2:08 pm |

    *forbid any business man to enter bathing section* communist pools suck !!

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