This explains it…

posted on 28 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Dima Merlin.

Instructions on beach at Nandaihe resort, China.

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  1. fluffkomix | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dont want any hti and runs while swimming…

  2. Peter | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Concealed swimming clothes… the new revealing look for at the beach!

  3. Kira | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If my swim ring is made of rubble, won’t I sink? O-O -points- EVIL!!!!

  4. Iriska | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Throw garbage over the shark protention net all you like, though

  5. Iriska | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shark “protention”: “Well, as Nietzsche so clearly said…”

  6. Lollerskate | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww… my ring is made of Aluminium. Can’t I enter?? I swear I got it from a collapsed building!

  7. Mimi | 2:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    DianXian? that sounds painful
    maybe you get it from the lorry that just drove into the bathing area

  8. Monkey | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for driving my car into the ocean.

  9. Huck | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    illness person for not to swim with disease

  10. Someone46545 | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Business man: “Damn, should’ve chosen another job. Now I can’t even swim in my free time”

  11. Megabutt | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Er, hello, I’m the Invisible Man, you may know me…well,er, is it OK for my swimming clothes ? I mean, I don’t conceal them but…Yeah ? OK ? Thank you very very much………………………………….Ha-ha, he didn’t even see I’ve parked my Invisible Car in the bathing section…..

  12. Rachel | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Illness Person forbid swim in bathing section, allow swim in sewer.

  13. ashley | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh yes, this clears EVERYTHING up

  14. kc | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PARENT —–child——-child——child. (Chu chu) Its you to lead “adult”…

  15. Ghost08 | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    yup all my facilities have good care

  16. ailleen | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t swim! =)

  17. masha | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What about the business man’s associates….can they swim here?

  18. Spyros | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “…forbid any business man to enter bathing section”? This is raceous outrage and I will authorize it to the reports!

  19. Baller Important | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hypertension people can swin in shark protection zone

  20. Baller Important | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mental disorder can use plastic bags

  21. Baller Important | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dian Xian disease, etc illness person can swim with business man inside vehicle

  22. Lora | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People who drink to excess are more likely to “use the facilities” in the water!

  23. Gingy | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not global warming, apparently it’s our environments’ bad hygiene habits…

  24. garudamon11 | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    *forbid any business man to enter bathing section* communist pools suck !!

  25. DrLex | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign makes me so want to dress up like a business man, get totally drunk, and then drive into that pool with a garbage truck filled with any garbage — except rubble rings. Of course I’ll be wearing swimming clothes on top of my suit, otherwise they’d be concealed.

  26. Ptharien's Flame | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, yeah? Well, my “+3 net of shark protention” beats your “+1 longsword” any day!

  27. sparky | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap..after reading all this I forgot why I’m naked,drunk, and wearing a rubble ring in an empty parking spot… and why am I standing on a business suit?

  28. Arresting Police Cop | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WANTED FOR TAMPER IN SHARK PROTENTION NET: Business Man! May be armed with Plastics Ring! Last seen with accomplice, Illness Person. Perform caution exercises! Also wanted for possessed Unconcealed Swimming Clothing!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    God forbid?

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They must be equipped with mental detectors.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luckily, I’m wearing my winter coat over my business suit which conceals my swimming clothes and my gold wedding ring.

  32. Myself | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Forbid any vehicle to enter bathing section”. That rule must have been added after the Who visited here.

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