You know which ones…
posted on 7 Dec 2007 in Chinglish
I told you they had those…
Photo courtesy of Ion.
Sign found in China.
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What supplies? Those ones…. you know, them!
customer: where’s those supplies?
clerk: down that aisle
customer: this?
clerk: no, that
customer: there?
clerk: here
customer: where?
clerk: turn right now
customer: these?
clerk: are you looking for those or these?
…ad infinitum
Aaaaaaaaa, thooooseeee… Now I understand…
Those. Not like these.
From the makers of These Supplies
hey can you pop to the supermarket ang get those supplies we need. if you look to the left of this sign you will find those thingymajigs and whatsitsnames too lol
Just speak to the dodgy looking man in black clothing.
“Do you know what these supplies are?”
“Those Supplies.”
“No, these supplies.”
“Yes, Those Supplies.”
“No, these supplies!”
[etc.]
You should see the supplies party they throw every year for those employees! SUPPLIES!!!!!
get them
oh, those supplies from last summer… i’ll never forget them
Wow, I havent seen those in a while but nope they have these supplys. if i could only find out what for?
which supplies to you want?
those.
these?
no, those.
Those? (points to them)
yep, these.
you mean those.
no these right here.
those?where?
these.here.
etc…..
oh, THOSE supplies!
Found only at That Store.
Sweet!
*Goes shopping for stuff to the over the world with.*
The asian “who’s on first”
C’mon, guys…you know how many times your wife has sent you to the store for THOSE supplies???
i don’t need those supplies i need these supplies and i have to go to that store off of this road
You sure this isn’t… Amsterdam?
Oh, I was looking for Them, but apparently this store only sells Those.
but i wanted These Supplies…
Just in general.
We’ve got a confused customer on aisle six.
“Finally! I’ve been looking for these -er- those…supplies for ages!”
Hey joe, its “that guy.” He looks like hes going to get “those supplies.” What a tool.
“Excuse me, but where can I find ‘Those Supplies’?”
‘Over here ma’am, between “This Furniture” and “That Hardware”.
What do you expect when shopping at the General Store?
For your non-specific needs…
As Gomer Pyle would say, “Supplies, supplies, supplies!”
better buy those supplies!
they’re those until you walk to that section then they’re these and those are somewhere else.
OOOH!… “THOSE” supplies…
-The dong of the penile protection
-The cream of slippery steam body
-The paper of vaginal blood catcher
-The cotton rod of vaginal blood catcher
-The rod of satisfaction
-and other… “those” supplies…
Hi, could you show me these those?