And you gonna be sorry…

posted on 5 Feb 2008 in Signs

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Ervine.

Found at Japanese ski resort. 

39 captions

  1. nick | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone caught hopping will get a stern talking to

  2. Cass | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Skipping will gonna get you no food.

  3. steakman | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheesh… wonder what the penalty is for pushing all the buttons?

  4. Soundphreek | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    No love in THIS elevator.

  5. igiboydeguzman | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    But you can’t lock me up when I’m inside a stuck elevator!

  6. Simon T Small | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they’re trying to say “Less be jumping makes for more happiness”

  7. Russian Man | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    DO not make crap in elevator!!!

  8. rogueofmv | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And I gonna telling on you!

  9. Huck | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    skipping escalator for fine
    jumping elevator for jail
    running stairs is death

  10. Kelsey | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be locked up; It’s the only way you gona learn its lesson.

  11. lamekid | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    scary elevator, i’d hafta live there, cos i love basketball!!

  12. Ghost08 | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    everyone knows theres only two ways out…
    the window or the stairs

  13. allan smith | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    somebody gonna get a hurt reeaal bad

  14. Clee | 11:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, you musnt eat for two weeks.

  15. DP Interworld | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Merv: Cause and effect.

  16. JJ | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For Japanese (translated):
    In case this elevetor stops operating while you are inside, talk to our maintenance agent through intercom and wait for the assistance.

    For Gaijins (what they really want to say):
    Do not be immature and be jumping around inside this elevator while it’s in operation! This elevator WILL stop for your safety, and you WILL be stuck inside. We are sick of taking care of these people so PLEASE don’t bother us anymore.

  17. Midnight Rider | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And then you gonna get the shaft!

  18. ShadowClone | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They will not put UP with people jumping in their elevators, they will take them DOWN and give them the SHAFT!!

  19. Lora | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s right, elevator not amusment park ride, elevator is not gonna be up and down like yo-yo. And we gonna lock you up because you a yo-yo!

  20. katie | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s gonna be hard to get me out of the locked elevator so you can lock me up

  21. neenz | 12:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Please officer! I DID read the sign, but it made no sense!

  22. LoL Productions | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Course I’m locked up, I’m in a stuck elevator, you idiot.

  23. certified_cadillacer | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “im locked up, they wont let me out, they wont let me out”
    this must have been what akon experienced

  24. bridget | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No sexing in elevator.
    If you do, it will be stop.
    And you will be very death.

  25. taina | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t minding!

  26. Spencer | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Me-sa no gonna jumpen in the elevator, no sir.
    Or else the bad-sa Jedi gonna be the getting me!

  27. Jeff | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on people, haven’t you heard? The latest constitution ammendment deprives people of hopping in elevators…

  28. ladeh person | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If it stop, I gonna sad :(

  29. don | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    japan’s not a safe place anymore..

  30. Lala | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    thank you for the warning..

  31. Justin | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No messing around guys just stand still

  32. - | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well… you can’t say they dident warn you…

  33. lf52 | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you dun goof’d

  34. Kwan | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jumping in an elevator is a federal crime.

  35. intern | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And then you must be locked up. And then you be sad. And then you got no dinner. And then….

  36. Gerson | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Then you get the violation of rampart monkeys.

    Have a nice happy day of lucky 😀

  37. Zaphod | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …and no bloody singing!!!

  38. f | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    lol sick bastard! you must be locked up!)))

  39. amy | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One flew over the cuckoo’s nest

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