And you gonna be sorry…
posted on 5 Feb 2008 in Signs
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Anyone caught hopping will get a stern talking to
Skipping will gonna get you no food.
Sheesh… wonder what the penalty is for pushing all the buttons?
No love in THIS elevator.
But you can’t lock me up when I’m inside a stuck elevator!
I think they’re trying to say “Less be jumping makes for more happiness”
DO not make crap in elevator!!!
And I gonna telling on you!
skipping escalator for fine
jumping elevator for jail
running stairs is death
You must be locked up; It’s the only way you gona learn its lesson.
scary elevator, i’d hafta live there, cos i love basketball!!
everyone knows theres only two ways out…
the window or the stairs
somebody gonna get a hurt reeaal bad
Also, you musnt eat for two weeks.
Merv: Cause and effect.
For Japanese (translated):
In case this elevetor stops operating while you are inside, talk to our maintenance agent through intercom and wait for the assistance.
For Gaijins (what they really want to say):
Do not be immature and be jumping around inside this elevator while it’s in operation! This elevator WILL stop for your safety, and you WILL be stuck inside. We are sick of taking care of these people so PLEASE don’t bother us anymore.
And then you gonna get the shaft!
They will not put UP with people jumping in their elevators, they will take them DOWN and give them the SHAFT!!
That’s right, elevator not amusment park ride, elevator is not gonna be up and down like yo-yo. And we gonna lock you up because you a yo-yo!
it’s gonna be hard to get me out of the locked elevator so you can lock me up
Please officer! I DID read the sign, but it made no sense!
Course I’m locked up, I’m in a stuck elevator, you idiot.
“im locked up, they wont let me out, they wont let me out”
this must have been what akon experienced
No sexing in elevator.
If you do, it will be stop.
And you will be very death.