And you gonna be sorry…

posted on 5 Feb 2008 in Signs

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Ervine.

Found at Japanese ski resort. 

24 captions

  1. nick | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone caught hopping will get a stern talking to

  2. Cass | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Skipping will gonna get you no food.

  3. steakman | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheesh… wonder what the penalty is for pushing all the buttons?

  4. Soundphreek | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No love in THIS elevator.

  5. igiboydeguzman | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But you can’t lock me up when I’m inside a stuck elevator!

  6. Simon T Small | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they’re trying to say “Less be jumping makes for more happiness”

  7. Russian Man | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DO not make crap in elevator!!!

  8. rogueofmv | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I gonna telling on you!

  9. Huck | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    skipping escalator for fine
    jumping elevator for jail
    running stairs is death

  10. Kelsey | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be locked up; It’s the only way you gona learn its lesson.

  11. lamekid | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    scary elevator, i’d hafta live there, cos i love basketball!!

  12. Ghost08 | 1:38 am |

    everyone knows theres only two ways out…
    the window or the stairs

  13. allan smith | 2:09 pm |

    somebody gonna get a hurt reeaal bad

  14. Clee | 11:25 pm |

    Also, you musnt eat for two weeks.

  15. DP Interworld | 10:48 pm |

    Merv: Cause and effect.

  16. JJ | 4:31 am |

    For Japanese (translated):
    In case this elevetor stops operating while you are inside, talk to our maintenance agent through intercom and wait for the assistance.

    For Gaijins (what they really want to say):
    Do not be immature and be jumping around inside this elevator while it’s in operation! This elevator WILL stop for your safety, and you WILL be stuck inside. We are sick of taking care of these people so PLEASE don’t bother us anymore.

  17. Midnight Rider | 2:25 pm |

    And then you gonna get the shaft!

  18. ShadowClone | 9:30 am |

    They will not put UP with people jumping in their elevators, they will take them DOWN and give them the SHAFT!!

  19. Lora | 7:28 pm |

    That’s right, elevator not amusment park ride, elevator is not gonna be up and down like yo-yo. And we gonna lock you up because you a yo-yo!

  20. katie | 6:12 pm |

    it’s gonna be hard to get me out of the locked elevator so you can lock me up

  21. neenz | 12:49 am |

    Please officer! I DID read the sign, but it made no sense!

  22. LoL Productions | 4:31 am |

    Course I’m locked up, I’m in a stuck elevator, you idiot.

  23. certified_cadillacer | 8:34 pm |

    “im locked up, they wont let me out, they wont let me out”
    this must have been what akon experienced

  24. bridget | 6:39 pm |

    No sexing in elevator.
    If you do, it will be stop.
    And you will be very death.

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