Happy Valentine’s Day

posted on 14 Feb 2008 in Stationery

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Laura LeSire.

Found on the back of a Valentine’s Day card.

 

24 captions

  1. Jules | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Billy! Sue! Stop playing doctor this instant!

  2. shon | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I got some candy in my pocket little girl.

  3. Lori W | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that snickers bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. SNOOKIE | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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  5. Multihunter | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dammit! Follow the damn laws of physics! You can’t BOTH be in the others pocket!

  6. steakman | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember waking up with honey & cream in my pockets one morning… I wasn’t at a picnic.

  7. Alison | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You show me your picnic and I’ll show you mine.

  8. swiper; your swipe r for we | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Woah what happened last night? …Hey! What are you doing in my pocket!
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    You were in mine first!

  9. Nuclear Chauffeur | 10:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s lint on my sandwich…

  10. Nuclear Chauffeur | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Insert overused Portal quote here*

  11. Spatula | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t have pockets…. get out of my pants :I

  12. Ghost08 | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh no–my keys!!!

  13. Ghost08 | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy–You got honey in my cream
    Girl–You got cream in my honey

  14. tmac | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pocket picnic is more traditional for Saint Salami’s Day

  15. bronny3356 | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you should see what happens at the pocket party

  16. Justin | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But honey, I swear I thought it was your pocket.

  17. The Head Baka | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure you are, dear.

  18. David Chaos66 | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I play pocket picinic all the time, want some summer sausage!?

  19. lloyd | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a party in my pants, a picnic in my pocket.

  20. Bob | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What better day to have a pocket picnic than Valentine’s Day?

  21. Jeff | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that Cream in your pocket? So YOU ARE happy to see me!!!!

  22. krypto | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    so THATS why mom ripped off all my pockets !

  23. Spitt | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a picnic in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  24. Huggzie | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you shove your honey-smeared hand in my pocket, im gonna shove my cream-dripping hand in yours!

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