Hey, you gotta do your part…

posted on 4 Feb 2008 in Chinglish

And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…

Photo courtesy of John V.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Celeste | 6:43 pm |

    Excuse me, is there a reward out for the safe return of myself to me?

  2. anonymous | 2:11 pm |

    I think if I were stolen, I would just steal myself back. Hey, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there……..

  3. snopes | 4:11 pm |

    And if horse is out, please to be closing barn door.

  4. Jeff | 12:30 pm |

    Hey, but if you are sexually abused, don’t come crying to me!

  5. me | 4:04 pm |

    And if the guy stole the police too?

  6. iM CRAZY!! | 4:44 pm |

    good luck with that…oh! and tell me how it gos

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 9:03 pm |

    I was already stolen twice! I KNOW what to do, for Gosh sakes!

  8. Th4 | 6:34 am |

    If your phone is stolen, call your phone at once. Then call the police

  9. FatKenney | 5:15 pm |

    Please have picture of you handy.

  10. FatKenney | 5:16 pm |

    Police: “Hmmmm… This looks like an inside job.’

  11. chickenman | 3:14 am |

    Oh snap! My phone’s stolen too!

  12. chickenman | 3:15 am |

    Where is Liam Neeson when we need him?

  13. Steve | 1:54 pm |

    Before to call, eating breakfast for long life. Each 18 dollar West Many Privates police to bringing.

  14. John | 8:53 pm |

    Very good advice if they don’t steal your phone.

  15. Dermot | 10:14 am |

    ………. And they don’t even leave a f*cking number!

  16. racist park | 1:45 am |

    Call that “kidnapped” and you’ll be fine

  17. loserbeep | 3:27 am |

    This happens to me all the time, try my advice. The police are good for nothing call your local grocers, they’ll send you a bag of fresh herpes for 95 cents only, then douse the stealer with them.

  18. liam1224 | 2:04 pm |

    and if your possessions are kidnapped…

  19. Tom Sillers | 2:22 pm |

    Unless you’re in the witness protection program…

  20. takatomon | 1:10 pm |

    because possesion is kyu % ju of the law!
    false alarm… i was just being borrowed. silly me
    for if busy telephone, please to check number of correctness and to happily dial again
    remember: when of people stealing, observe safety of others and to proper clean of mess. domo arigato. gozai mas
    for cries of help please to be not disturb of others and use to respect of telephone only
    if waiting for to be stolen, this is correct location
    japan… we wife swap for keeps!

  21. krypto | 3:28 pm |

    Let’s see, am I stolen or have I simply misplaced myself again…

  22. Kat | 4:22 pm |

    But if you lose consciousness, please remember CPR.

  23. Long Tom | 5:14 pm |

    I actually read in one of the “Dumb Criminals” books that a Chinese kidnap victim was taken to Canada and was told to call his family to tell them their ransom demands. The victim, speaking in Chinese (which the kidnappers didn’t know), told his family where he was, and the police were able to find him and the kidnappers soon after. So a Chinese “stolen person” really WAS able to contact the police, albeit indirectly.

  24. Scorch855 | 7:05 am |

    And If cremated contact your local crematorium.

  25. Jamyskis | 7:55 am |

    I’ve not been stolen, the kidnapper’s only borrowing me…

  26. Gerson | 3:44 am |

    If you are kidnapped, please call morgue asap.

  27. emr_nyc | 12:13 am |

    if you are stolen yourself, what about you ?

  28. coffeebot | 10:44 am |

    ME: I’m here to collect the reward.
    SERGEANT: For what
    ME: For the capture of my kidnapper.

  29. weirdo | 11:23 am |

    If you see someone stolen, let the police call them.

  30. Raj | 3:39 am |

    U wanna b kidnapped?

  31. LK | 11:25 am |

    You have to find yourself first, though.

  32. Soso | 9:03 am |

    Police officer:
    “We’ll do our best to find you! But you gotta be patient!”

  33. Zetzu | 8:16 am |

    If you call the police please make sure you are not mister Stoler

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:48 pm |

    – You have a right to remain stolen, Sir.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:52 pm |

    But if you are stoned, police will call YOU

  36. Myself | 11:45 am |

    I should really lock my doors more often.

  37. Myself | 11:46 am |

    Last night burglars broke into my house. I looked all over and it appeared at first that nothing was stolen. But then, I realized – I didn’t see myself! I had been stolen!

  38. Myself | 11:46 am |

    They have such a problem with people getting stolen in Shanghai that it became a verb.

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