Hey, you gotta do your part…

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   Sera | 7:39 am |  Vote: 33   3  

   If the police are stolen, call you at once.

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   me | 11:16 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   Yes, and I will put a reward out for myself

3. 

   Blake | 3:50 pm |  Vote: 16   1  

   Mister Stoler, can I borrow phone of you?

4. 

   pat | 4:02 pm |  Vote: 12   1  

   Also If lost please be finding yourself and going to your bangolow.

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   Zoe | 1:06 pm |  Vote: 20   0  

   excuse me mr officer i seem to be stolen, my i ask how that happened i have no idea i was sitting here quietly and someone picked me up and ran off

6. 

   Emery Ward | 1:01 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

   If missing, stay where you are.

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   patrick b | 2:13 pm |  Vote: 8   1  

   I was stolen. I need to be found help me!!!!!!!!!!

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   Choco Latte | 8:24 am |  Vote: 4   2  

   excuse me…. i seem to have been stolen, mr. officer.

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   Wes | 8:12 pm |  Vote: 27   1  

   911: this is 911 what is your emergency?
   Man: HELP! I’ve been stolen!
   911: by whom?
   Man: My wife!
   911: where are you located?, we’ll send help immeaditly!
   Man: I don’t know! last thing I rember, I was in a suit and I said” I do”, and then I was here.
   911: (dial tone)

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    steakman | 9:43 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    …and also in your “Kidnaping Survival Kit” you will find a cell phone.

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    Max | 9:37 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    …. Unless you haven’t payed your taxes… In that case you’re better of disappeared

12. 

    Thrakir | 11:36 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Your you or your life!

13. 

    Kellevision | 9:01 pm |  Vote: 6   2  

    If humor is the best medicine (and I believe it is) this site is full of “health”.

14. 

    Ethan | 11:39 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Yeah, borrow a phone from Mr. Stoler. EASY.

15. 

    kris | 10:27 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    i’m holding myself for ransom.

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    Slipperywhenfrosty | 11:13 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    I don’t have to, I’m rigged to a burglar alarm anyway

17. 

    hasteroth | 10:25 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    And if your house is a pile of ashes, call the fire department.

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    Kotarou | 8:21 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    It has a direct translation to Colombian Spanish: “si usted es robado, llame a la policía de una”

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    Mazaki | 2:22 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    But what if my phone gets stolen too?!

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    Diddims | 11:49 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    And if you’re pregnant, please use protection.

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    bule | 10:23 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    if you stolen pls check out who stole you, if not we can’t find you.

22. 

    Belbe | 10:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    It is for your own safety.

23. 

    Justin | 3:11 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Mr.Police? You stole my stealer

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    I SPEAKED MOST CORRECTTALLY | 3:08 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    CELL PHONE PROVIDED BY THEIF

25. 

    BarneyYeeha | 12:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    And don’t forget to drop by the police station…

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    Angeline | 12:22 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Sure I will. But I need to make sure I bring my phone along when Im stolen. And hope the reception there is good! ;p

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    Belbe | 2:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Incomply at your own expense.

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    lamekid | 8:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    did they steal my nuts?

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    nightvisiongoggles | 1:10 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    … so you can be returned to your rightful owner.

    China is beating Japan at Engrish.

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    TJ | 8:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you feel like you’ve been stolen, get help anyway.

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