Comments on: Hey, you gotta do your part…

By: emr_nyc

emr_nyc — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:13:58 +0000

if you are stolen yourself, what about you ?

By: Gerson

Gerson — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 10:44:40 +0000

If you are kidnapped, please call morgue asap.

By: Jamyskis

Jamyskis — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:55:58 +0000

I’ve not been stolen, the kidnapper’s only borrowing me…

By: Scorch855

Scorch855 — Sun, 22 May 2011 14:05:07 +0000

And If cremated contact your local crematorium.

By: Long Tom

Long Tom — Fri, 06 May 2011 00:14:02 +0000

I actually read in one of the “Dumb Criminals” books that a Chinese kidnap victim was taken to Canada and was told to call his family to tell them their ransom demands. The victim, speaking in Chinese (which the kidnappers didn’t know), told his family where he was, and the police were able to find him and the kidnappers soon after. So a Chinese “stolen person” really WAS able to contact the police, albeit indirectly.

By: Kat

Kat — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 23:22:45 +0000

But if you lose consciousness, please remember CPR.

By: krypto

krypto — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:28:52 +0000

Let’s see, am I stolen or have I simply misplaced myself again…