Just a little off the top…

5 captions

1. 

   SNOOKIE | 4:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   can’t stay for the full treatment-just polish my nobs & i’ll come back next week

2. 

   steakman | 9:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Goodmorning, I have an apointment for a nob job.

3. 

   Huck | 5:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The captions were better than the sign! **gasping for air between guffaws**

4. 

   Cup0fDOOM | 11:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   God frobid your nobs aren’t Preatty

5. 

   Ghost08 | 12:12 am |

   Man: i want to see it sparkle so–get rid of those little red jumpy things

Caption is made at here!